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JerseyJimmy

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  1. I'm starting to realize I think I just don't like football uniforms in general anymore. why do sleeve stripes not go around the entire sleeve anymore? why is everything so flat? why does everyone, including offensive linemen, have to have their uniforms vacuum-sealed? why do sleeve stripes not go around the entire sleeve anymore?
  2. I didn't get the impression that bruins fans wanted to send all of my friends to re-education camps, for one thing, but I digress.
  3. oh I'm sure canes fans say "heck" a lot. "doggo" and "wholesome 100 keanu" as well.
  4. I really, genuinely think it's a sunbelt problem - there's never been this kind of vitriol when the Isles have had a playoff series against a Flyers or Penguins, at least not in recent years. hell, even that one series with the Bruins felt like it had an undercurrent of mutual respect despite the whole "New York Saints" thing. that just ceases to exist when it's the Canes, Lightning, etc. across the ice. they don't give me the impression that they want to be "part" of the greater league ecosystem, they give me the impression that they want to take that ecosystem, smash it to pieces, and rebuild it in their own mayonnaise-flavored image. remember when whichever team limped into the Southeast Division title got sent home in a coffee can like clockwork year after year? that was nice. we should go back to that.
  5. the carolina hurricanes are the sports equivalent of a petulant 12-year-old screeching racial slurs at the top of their lungs on xbox live
  6. hey isles you don't have to take bettman's money to job to inbreds jsyk, you can actually like win
  7. the new york islanders, despite their best efforts, are a playoff team for the fifth time in six seasons. now if they could stop facing carolina in the playoffs, that'd be tremendous.
  8. I mean, you're not going to get any sympathy from me. this team should've been out of arizona fifteen years ago at least, and realistically never should've been there in the first place. complete unmitigated disaster from start to finish. the only real regret I have here is that, while I'll concede SLC will probably work out as a hockey market, I really just wish they went to quebec or hamilton instead. and no, phoenix absolutely should not get a second chance. hell, I'd give atlanta a third chance before putting another team in phoenix.
  9. dude I'm a syracuse fan so logic should dictate I hate uconn but I would take a big east dynasty over an SEC/ACC one every single time without hesitation
  10. hey, cool, I get to use both of them!
  11. another foul call brought to you by FanDuel.
  12. GO BACK TO KENSUCKY FARM BOY, LOCALS ONLY
  13. me personally, I'm going to choose to believe that due to a clerical error involving mecole hardman, the new york jets are super bowl champions.
  14. hey shanahan could you maybe try not doing the same exact thing you did the last two times you were here
  15. so sweet victory is just a hallmark of really dogass super bowls, isn't it
  16. really cool how a bunch of people who probably still pull the "OH IS THERE A SPORTSBALL ON" card like clockwork each February have decided that if you don't unconditionally support Billionaire's Boyfriend's Team then you're a conspiracy-poisoned whackjob. no, jerkoff, I just want a different goddamn team to win the AFC for once.
  17. huh, I swear I picked the conference championships. anyway, San Francisco vs. Kansas City. I'm not stupid.
  18. professional football is a miserable sport. no wonder they want to make college exactly like it.
  19. you ask me, I think Zay Flowers' phone needs to be confiscated
  20. I have never seen a team be carried so hard by officiating throughout as much of a season as the 2023 Chiefs. it's kind of impressive, honestly.
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