JerseyJimmy

I think the Eagles' kelly greens are the most overrated uniforms in football history. this isn't to say they're bad, but they really aren't anything special, and I don't understand this obsession with them. I think the midnight green look is a far more unique one. leave brighter greens to the Jets.

living in Jersey in 2003 has to be like a top-10 pairing of home state and time period ever

and so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.

really, really happy for Denver; this means three of the past five champions were either first-timers or broke a 50-year drought, which is a great sign. maybe it's an odd year thing.

I honestly think it's more likely that the Spurs move up to Austin down the line than an expansion team getting put there. also, wrong thread, but since your post brought up Albany, sometimes I wonder how they'd work as an NHL market.

Hampton Roads. Hampton Roads. Hampton Roads. why have none of you brought up Hampton Roads. provided they get an arena, I think Norfolk/Virginia Beach absolutely deserve a shot at a major league team.

I legitimately do not think they win another championship until he dies. probably immediately after.

I tried to warn you, rangers. I really, truly tried.

all I see everywhere I turn is Panthers /lifelongs/ bitching about refs. you lost by five goals. you lose all right to complain about officiating when the gap hits three. sorry reality is setting in. goddamn Floridians, man.

guess Bobrovsky really was just too good right now. huh. thinking back to my New Vegas analogy earlier, heading to Florida really is reminiscent of storming the Legion's camp, isn't it?

I think the thing that bothers me the most about the Heat is the narrative that they're heckin wholesome underdogs. the Heat are historically one of the most successful franchises in the entire league, and if you're accounting for how long they've been a franchise, they're 100% in the top three. forgive my 2000 WCW analogies, but they're firmly part of the Millionaire's Club - and just like the Millionaire's Club, they've bafflingly become the good guys in this scenario. as sick as I am of Unocal's bitching, he has a point. a prestige franchise sleepwalking through the regular season only to rubberband in the playoffs is one of the most irritating things in sports.

a pet name I've always had in my mind, and one I think would work particularly well in this instance, is the (Utah) Railblazers. with Utah being where the first transcontinental railroad was completed, it pretty much writes itself. in particular, a golden spike being driven through the state outline would be a hell of a shoulder patch.

I think I've done a complete 360 on the Knights. they're such a meme, and Vegas is such a comically terrible city, that they've kinda wrapped around and become endearing to me again. also, the state of Nevada does not want to genocide all of my friends as far as I know. that's a plus.

KENILWORTH ROAD WILL HOST PREMIER LEAGUE FOOTBALL. YES... HA HA HA... YES!

hey hold on a second, did anyone else notice the Knights have cheerleaders? how long has this been a thing?

this is a disservice to the 2-10 ArenaBowl champion Washington Valor

I will be happy if syracuse wins eight games or so, I think

they're still a really young team, so I'm not beat up over it. I am beat up over being eliminated by another team from the official state of Wanting Most of My Friends Dead, though. whether it's Boston or Philly, please unleash the dragon.

I'm just happy he's going somewhere that actually gets some goddamn snowfall.

oh don't worry, Edmonton's gonna shoot murder them in the finals

if there's one thing I love, it's frivolous bullshlt. henceforth, I adore this. also orange and pink is a supremely underrated color combo

one example that bugs me in particular is how the Charleston RiverDogs, to this day, use "CSC" as their abbreviation instead of "CHS." there used to be a valid reason for this, considering they and the Charleston (WV) Alley Cats used to both be in the South Atlantic League, but the Alley Cats have been gone for almost two decades. knock it off.

I don't know if SC's resemblance to the Yankees' roads was intentional or not but it looks tremendous either way. love that wordmark.

hey remind me again, didn't you spend the entirety of March Madness complaining about how UConn's title was a foregone conclusion?