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@TheLawManCometh not vouching for just West TN. New York is also eastern. That's -257 points at least

Are you a fan of @Stranger_Things then check out https://t.co/GVWOC1kBoA #strangerthings https://t.co/1rKyXuAaki?

@HorseJail yeah what was the porpoise of that?

Instagram cloned Snapchat Stories and straight-up named it STORIES.

RT @jonlovett: I reject burning your house down. Period. My support for an arsonist is beside the point. He'll change once he has the match…

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these are just letters spat out to make words! https://t.co/EW5qUovKnQ

"I'm escalating your issue. Advanced troubleshooting will call or email within the next 12-24 hours." Well gee, thanks @XFINITY Live Chat.

How do the @NBA's building security policies affect open carry inside @TheQArena? #RNCinCLE

@colbertlateshow Excellent.

RT @_BlakeTucker: I like fighting more when there's a hockey game surrounding it.

@hollyrwhit oh I know. It's a sad reality.

@samsheffer upgrade (or beef), but didn't they just change it?

@TSturmRS True. Just stating that the southeast has one coming soon.

RT @OriginalFunko: RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a Star Wars Pop! prize pack! #MayThe4thBeWithYou https://t.co/RPWRFmlTvr

RT @bruce_arthur: With Chicago out, the last six Cup winners are gone, along with every one of the last six teams to lose in the final, exc…

@shingo_kobe Sounds good. Safe travels!

.@jacksongenerals LOL https://t.co/I8f1eCSV5N

RT @justinbbradford: Anaheim Ducks currently at morning skate https://t.co/r0dr8P4Amy

@tscharff88 https://t.co/bQrz9WcJfp

New fave Pred. #PerryIsASissy https://t.co/5g8rRkkcBd

@bgittleson @JohnKasich I laughed.

RT @MikeMartignago: And a banner raises to the rafters of the Staples Center: 17 WINS - 65 LOSSES.

If we're going to legislate bathrooms, can we at least make hanging the toilet paper UNDER the roll punishable by death?