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If there's a word for something beyond schadenfreude, the feeling of watching an NFL team going through what the Raiders are is that.

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33 minutes ago, Gothamite said:

Uberschadenfreude?

 

Wirklichuberschadenfreude?

 

Sigmund Freud

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1 hour ago, Gothamite said:

Uberschadenfreude?

 

Wirklichuberschadenfreude?

PFChangschadenfreude?

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5 hours ago, RichO said:

If there's a word for something beyond schadenfreude, the feeling of watching an NFL team going through what the Raiders are is that.

 

Might make teams think twice before they try to bilk the public into paying for their stadiums.

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Just really unfortunate that the Raiders aren't owned by a compitant businessman or woman but by a member of the Little Rascals. 

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This Raiders situation is starting to feel like when we joke about passing the hat around the CCSLC to buy an arena football team or something.

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1 hour ago, Wings said:

Just really unfortunate that the Raiders aren't owned by a compitant businessman or woman but by a member of the Little Rascals. 

 

He's just following in his father's footsteps of mediocrity.  The fact that he has no children could complicate things when he dies.  On the other hand, not having children will prevent a family rift of who inherits the team when he dies as has happened to so many NFL teams. 

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23 minutes ago, GDAWG said:

 

He's just following in his father's footsteps of mediocrity.  The fact that he has no children could complicate things when he dies.  On the other hand, not having children will prevent a family rift of who inherits the team when he dies as has happened to so many NFL teams. 

 

Mark will leave the team to his pet rock. 

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24 minutes ago, GDAWG said:

no children

 

Oakland to Raiders: I hope you die, I hope we both die

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6 minutes ago, the admiral said:

 

Oakland to Raiders: I hope you die, I hope we both die

 

Lake Merritt is pretty nice unless you count that one time where that one guy got stabbed that one time during one of the Warriors celebrations.

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Just now, Wings said:

 

Lake Merritt is pretty nice unless you count that one time where that one guy got stabbed that one time during one of the Warriors celebrations.

You forgot about the "Barbecue Becky" from last year.

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On 2/11/2019 at 7:15 PM, rxmc89 said:

They could play in Tuscany.

 

The Maestro says that nothing is available there.

 

 

7 hours ago, RichO said:

If there's a word for something beyond schadenfreude, the feeling of watching an NFL team going through what the Raiders are is that.

 

Well, don't get too giddy, because the Raiders will have the last laugh when they sell out whatever stadium they eventually land in next season. That team has one of the largest nationwide fanbases; and it would be a big one-year hit in just about any city in the U.S. (or Mexico).

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10 hours ago, Cosmic said:

This Raiders situation is starting to feel like when we joke about passing the hat around the CCSLC to buy an arena football team or something.

$200 in PF Chang’s gift cards and a dream.

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9 hours ago, Wings said:

Mark will leave the team to his pet rock. 


Cassie Cooper - a hostess from the P. F. Chang's in Walnut Creek, California - will contest the awarding of the franchise to said pet rock, producing a Kids Menu/Coloring Page upon which Mark Davis has scrawled a codicil to his will in crayon that bequeaths the Raiders to the restaurant employee.    

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1 hour ago, LMU said:

$200 in PF Chang’s gift cards and a dream.

Just give him a PF Chang’s restaurant and he’ll sign the franchise over pronto!

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I hope Mark Davis leaves the team to the LDS after a deathbed conversion and the posthumous baptism of Al. Watching a controversial Christian sect run an NFL team could be comedy gold!

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58 minutes ago, SFGiants58 said:

I hope Mark Davis leaves the team to the LDS after a deathbed conversion and the posthumous baptism of Al. Watching a controversial Christian sect run an NFL team could be comedy gold!

 

https://goo.gl/images/wuphvL

 

Um...O...K?

 

 

 

Edited by DustDevil61
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The Good: lots of trips to Hawaii and American Samoa
 

The Bad: this silver and black Jell-O salad tastes awful

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I just want the full name of the team to be: The Las Vegas Raiders sponsored by PF Chang.

 

And then name the stadium "PF Chang Stadium at Al Davis Field"

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