CS85 Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 Steelers at Patriots for opening night? No thanks, I'll pass.SAWL RIGHT SUNDAY NIGHT EN-BEE-SEETOM BRADY TOM BRADY TOM BRAY-HAY-DEE-EETROY POLAMALU HIS HAIR OH YEAH YEAHYEEYOOOHOOYAHEEYAYEEYAYEEYAYEEYAWIT'S BACK JACK, FOOTBALL SNACK FOOTBALL TIMEFORGET ALL THAT SCANDAL, FORGET PLAYER CRIMEFANTASY FOOTBALL, AND FOOTBALL IS KINGCUZ THE NFL ROCKS ON ENNBEEESEEEEYEAYHYEAHOWOEEEYEAHHEEYAYAYAWWWWLLAM: I'm Al Michaels and welcome to another NFL season kicking off right here on NBC! We're happy to kick off our 15 hour pre-show to this contest as I'm joined here by Cris Collinsworth, Cris?CC: We're kicking things off, Al, and my football is ready for some football! Can't we kick off now, hahahahahadasdfklasAM: Only 14 hours, 58 minutes, and 12 seconds remaining, as you can see there in our Doritos NFL Countdown To Kickoff Football Breast Cancer Clock there in the upper right-hand corner of the screen!CC: Gosh and what a matchup! Troy Palamalu's hair and Tom Brady's hair, and Big Ben, man what a career this rape has had!AM: You can't talk about the Pittsrape Steelers without discussing the storied career of Ben Roethilisbergrapist. He's out on the field taking warmups right now because he knows he has a football kickoff football in just under 15 hours, Cris!CC: What an offseason for the NFL, too! Their new partnership with the Triumph To Defeat Domestic Violence By Violence If Necessary Foundation has really set things on a roll, and as you can see the entire playing surface has been painted teal along with all uniforms, flags, food and drink, and even the air we breathe!AM: All proceeds from the Domestic Violence Please Don't Crucify Us movement will go to the NFL for continued production of teal merchandise that helps generate awareness for Domestic Violence without really kicking off any football on NBC!CC: Football is kicking domestic violence off Tom Brady Terrible Towel Roethlisberger!AM: Football football kickoff hours away football!CC: Kickoff football football footballAM: FootballfootballfootballfootballfootballfootballfootballfootballCC: NFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFNLFLASDLFASDFJLASD8F P04382P0 Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Sadly, that actually seems somewhat toned down. On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayMac Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Steelers at Patriots for opening night? No thanks, I'll pass. SAWL RIGHT SUNDAY NIGHT EN-BEE-SEETOM BRADY TOM BRADY TOM BRAY-HAY-DEE-EETROY POLAMALU HIS HAIR OH YEAH YEAHYEEYOOOHOOYAHEEYAYEEYAYEEYAYEEYAWIT'S BACK JACK, FOOTBALL SNACK FOOTBALL TIMEFORGET ALL THAT SCANDAL, FORGET PLAYER CRIMEFANTASY FOOTBALL, AND FOOTBALL IS KINGCUZ THE NFL ROCKS ON ENNBEEESEEEEYEAYHYEAHOWOEEEYEAHHEEYAYAYAWWWWLLAM: I'm Al Michaels and welcome to another NFL season kicking off right here on NBC! We're happy to kick off our 15 hour pre-show to this contest as I'm joined here by Cris Collinsworth, Cris?CC: We're kicking things off, Al, and my football is ready for some football! Can't we kick off now, hahahahahadasdfklasAM: Only 14 hours, 58 minutes, and 12 seconds remaining, as you can see there in our Doritos NFL Countdown To Kickoff Football Breast Cancer Clock there in the upper right-hand corner of the screen!CC: Gosh and what a matchup! Troy Palamalu's hair and Tom Brady's hair, and Big Ben, man what a career this rape has had!AM: You can't talk about the Pittsrape Steelers without discussing the storied career of Ben Roethilisbergrapist. He's out on the field taking warmups right now because he knows he has a football kickoff football in just under 15 hours, Cris!CC: What an offseason for the NFL, too! Their new partnership with the Triumph To Defeat Domestic Violence By Violence If Necessary Foundation has really set things on a roll, and as you can see the entire playing surface has been painted teal along with all uniforms, flags, food and drink, and even the air we breathe!AM: All proceeds from the Domestic Violence Please Don't Crucify Us movement will go to the NFL for continued production of teal merchandise that helps generate awareness for Domestic Violence without really kicking off any football on NBC!CC: Football is kicking domestic violence off Tom Brady Terrible Towel Roethlisberger!AM: Football football kickoff hours away football!CC: Kickoff football football footballAM: FootballfootballfootballfootballfootballfootballfootballfootballCC: NFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFLNFNLFLASDLFASDFJLASD8F P04382P0 Hahaha. This was hilarious to read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAWeaver Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I know I'm in the minority when I say that I actually want to see Pittsburgh vs. New England for opening night. @loganaweaver - Twitter / @loganaweaver - Instagram / Nike Vapor Untouchable Football Template / Logan's Logos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalieboy82 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Ed Sabol has died:http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12301982/nfl-films-founder-ed-sabol-dies-age-98 so long and thanks for all the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I know I'm in the minority when I say that I actually want to see Pittsburgh vs. New England for opening night.It wouldn't be that bad a game, really.Plus, for those that get tired of seeing these two on national games, this just means one less national TV game these two can be involved in for the other 16 weeks of the season.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRicSlick Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 A little late, but the Bucs released Josh McCown, one of the worst FA decisions in their history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sport Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 There are some Bears fans who would take him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy B Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 There are some Bears fans who would take him back. Some Bears fans are idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 I think the Emery/Trestman Bears surely would've brought him back. Not these new actual-NFL-caliber people. Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCarp1231 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 San Fransisco 49ers to let Michael Crabtree walk and draft a WR in the first roundPotential suitors:1. Patriots2. Raiders3. Chiefs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 When reached for comment, Jim Tomsula replied "duhh, I uhhh ahhh oh uhhh uhhh." ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCarp1231 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 When reached for comment, Jim Tomsula replied "duhh, I uhhh ahhh oh uhhh uhhh." kinda sorta off topic, but to me Jim Tomsula looks like he was part of the Italian Mafia at one point in his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 That's not possible. He would have been whacked for incompetence. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Probably a good idea for the Niners to let him walk. He's pretty much been nothing but awful for them. Too bad they'll replace him with, like, some old Kansas City Chiefs wideouts or something. On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCarp1231 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Probably a good idea for the Niners to let him walk. He's pretty much been nothing but awful for them. Too bad they'll replace him with, like, some old Kansas City Chiefs wideouts or something. Hmm... Maybe the return of AJ Jenkins? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I bet you Jim Tomsula plays with toys in his bath. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCarp1231 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I bet you Jim Tomsula plays with toys in his bath. he's like the Uncle at a family barbeque who's always cracking pointless jokes thinking he's funny when he's really not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Jim Tomsula is the uncle who is explicitly not invited to family barbecues. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share Posted February 22, 2015 Jim Tomsula is the uncle who is explicitly not invited to family barbecues.The "he was involved in some Miami business in the 80s that landed him in jail" Uncle or the "show the jury where he touched you on the doll" Uncle? Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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