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DINO SUCKS

My memory is the Secord sucks.

I wish he was playing but am glad to see Denis Savard. And Murray Bannerman.

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Patrick Kane is the subject of an investigation for possible rape.

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Apparently this was his wkend with the Cup. I wonder... has the Stanley Cup ever spent a night in jail?

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Race-baiting sport-talk clowns in Chicago who have raged against having to cover hockey and called all hockey fans racist are no doubt wetting themselves with glee over this Kane news. I'm sure they have all the "why is nobody calling him a thug?!" tweets on standby.

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So Kaner's a Lolicon maybe?

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Sounds like statutory rape. That's hockey, baby!

Race-baiting sport-talk clowns in Chicago who have raged against having to cover hockey and called all hockey fans racist are no doubt wetting themselves with glee over this Kane news. I'm sure they have all the "why is nobody calling him a thug?!" tweets on standby.

Don't blame Bernstein for this one. This isn't really new. Patrick Kane is most likely a rapist. Have you not been paying attention to my Patrick Kane stat-rape jokes over the past five years?

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Only place I've seen "statutory" is a Fake Dan Bernstein Twitter account.

If this reaches the point of charges being filed, send Patrick Kane out of town on a rail to some salary floor dumpster. You beat up a cab driver when drunk and underage, you choked a woman on a weekend-long bender in a college town, and now you put yourself in another alcohol-fueled situation where police find it plausible that you may have raped someone? That's strike three, and you've learned nothing along the way, despite your employer giving you the Come To Jesus talk three years ago. Leave. Go waste your talent and explode your liver in Broward County.

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Who would make a Dan Bernstein parody account when he's been a parody of himself for three years?

Now that there's precedent with Mike Richards, the Hawks can probably terminate his contract for this. Farewell, rapist.

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Looks like Kane's going to be spending his booze budget and playoff share on lawyers. Once again the lawyers win.

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Who would make a Dan Bernstein parody account when he's been a parody of himself for three years?

Now that there's precedent with Mike Richards, the Hawks can probably terminate his contract for this. Farewell, rapist.

Yeah, but he's good and Mike Richards isn't.

Also, it's a little early to run the guy out of town. We have no idea what happened. We only even think it's rape because of anonymous sources. I'm not saying those sources are wrong, but we really know very little.

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Who would make a Dan Bernstein parody account when he's been a parody of himself for three years?

Now that there's precedent with Mike Richards, the Hawks can probably terminate his contract for this. Farewell, rapist.

He hasn't even been charged yet.

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That's why I'm saying "if charges are filed". The Buffalo News is reporting the incident allegedly happened last weekend. They're also reporting the alleged victim has allowed a rape kit to be collected, which, to my understanding, is not an experience someone saying thigs on a lark would willingly submit to. Things are lining up in a bad way.

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Who would make a Dan Bernstein parody account when he's been a parody of himself for three years?

Now that there's precedent with Mike Richards, the Hawks can probably terminate his contract for this. Farewell, rapist.

He hasn't even been charged yet.

There's no doubt whatsoever in my mind he's guilty. He has a reputation for this sort of thing, especially when he's back home with his townie dopes. To say nothing of the drunken belligerence we all hear about, there have been undercurrents of him venturing below the AoC for years now. It was only a matter of time before he screwed up big and Daddy McDonough couldn't get him out of it.

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Sounds like statutory rape. That's hockey, baby!

Race-baiting sport-talk clowns in Chicago who have raged against having to cover hockey and called all hockey fans racist are no doubt wetting themselves with glee over this Kane news. I'm sure they have all the "why is nobody calling him a thug?!" tweets on standby.

Don't blame Bernstein for this one. This isn't really new. Patrick Kane is most likely a rapist. Have you not been paying attention to my Patrick Kane stat-rape jokes over the past five years?

Not just Bernstein, I'm also fully expecting it from mush-mouthed buffoon Jason Goff. Actually, Goff will probably just passive-aggressively re-tweet other people commenting that "if this were a black athlete, the media would be destroying him already" and such crap. Both are dopes who resent that they have to discuss hockey, and both love tossing race cards.

And Kane's clearly a douche, but there's a giant difference between being a douche, a tool and rapist. Until he's charged and there's actually evidence he did it, it's silly to make such proclamations.

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That's why I'm saying "if charges are filed". The Buffalo News is reporting the incident allegedly happened last weekend. They're also reporting the alleged victim has allowed a rape kit to be collected, which, to my understanding, is not an experience someone saying thigs on a lark would willingly submit to. Things are lining up in a bad way.

The police still haven't discussed anything yet. Something supposedly happened at his house, but we don't even know at this point if it didn't involve the woman and a friend of his. But even if the rape kit determines she had sex with Kane, it doesn't automatically mean it wasn't consensual. I don't know exactly how much rape kits can tell, but I read online earlier that most rape victims don't sustain injuries from it. So if it comes out that they had sex but no injuries were suffered, it's essentially he said, she said. It could get really ugly.

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It already has. It's just a matter of "how much worse" now.

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Who would make a Dan Bernstein parody account when he's been a parody of himself for three years?

Now that there's precedent with Mike Richards, the Hawks can probably terminate his contract for this. Farewell, rapist.

He hasn't even been charged yet.

There's no doubt whatsoever in my mind he's guilty. He has a reputation for this sort of thing, especially when he's back home with his townie dopes. To say nothing of the drunken belligerence we all hear about, there have been undercurrents of him venturing below the AoC for years now. It was only a matter of time before he screwed up big and Daddy McDonough couldn't get him out of it.

Guilty of what? We don't even really know what he's being accused of.

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Yeah, as much as hockey likes to bleat about character and so on, the telling situation in regards to contract terminations is that Mike Richards was terminated, but Slava Voynov was not.

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Yeah, as much as hockey likes to bleat about character and so on, the telling situation in regards to contract terminations is that Mike Richards was terminated, but Slava Voynov was not.

Hockey players have no character.

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