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Nothing welcomes Canadians more like a redneck-west American state whose government openly hates Mexicans.

'Murica.

Yeah you REALLY hit us Arizonans on the head.

I just fixed his post, because, well, he wasn't THAT far off.

We all know he's usually wrong about damn near everything he posts on here, but I'll give him a modicum of credit for accidentally almost blindly backing into a correct observation on this one.

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On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said:
She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.)
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We are very excited to announce that our franchise name will change to Arizona Coyotes for the start of the 2014-15 NHL season. Becoming the Arizona Coyotes makes sense for us since we play our games in Glendale and the city is such a great partner of ours.

Reminded me of:

We're not worried. Our customers buy Duff for its robust taste, not its alcoholic content. I predict our alcohol-free Duff Zero will sell even better than its previous brand.

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We are very excited to announce that our franchise name will change to Arizona Coyotes for the start of the 2014-15 NHL season. Becoming the Arizona Coyotes makes sense for us since we play our games in Glendale and the city is such a great partner of ours.

Shouldn't that make them the Glendale Coyotes then? Heck, they probably should be considering the amount of money Glendale payed for them...

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We are very excited to announce that our franchise name will change to Arizona Coyotes for the start of the 2014-15 NHL season. Becoming the Arizona Coyotes makes sense for us since we play our games in Glendale and the city is such a great partner of ours.

Reminded me of:

We're not worried. Our customers buy Duff for its robust taste, not its alcoholic content. I predict our alcohol-free Duff Zero will sell even better than its previous brand.

Here's hoping the name change will be the end of the dream of the Phoenix, Arizona Coyotes.

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We are very excited to announce that our franchise name will change to Arizona Coyotes for the start of the 2014-15 NHL season. Becoming the Arizona Coyotes makes sense for us since we play our games in Glendale and the city is such a great partner of ours.

Shouldn't that make them the Glendale Coyotes then? Heck, they probably should be considering the amount of money Glendale payed for them...

A great partner? That's the understatement of ever.

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Becoming the Arizona Coyotes makes sense for us since we play our games in Glendale and the city is such a great partner of ours.

This reads like a term paper written at 4 in the morning of the due date. "Because this and the something therefore it's evident that it is."

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I was going to make an "another franchise in a far-flung place it doesn't belong" joke, but since there's apparently a Tim Hortons in Oman, Glendale seems downright reasonable.

Lateral move.

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On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said:
She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.)
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$10 in losing Florida Lottery scratch-off tickets gets you a free $20 Florida Panthers ticket. For those who who just can't experience enough losing.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2014-02-05/news/fl-panthers-money-request-20140205_1_ceo-michael-yormark-florida-panthers-panthers-request

The team is losing millions, and is receiving revenue sharing from the National Hockey League because of its under-average revenues. Though county records show the arena makes money with its concerts and other non-hockey events, when the financial failure of the hockey team is factored in, Yormark said, the operation is losing $20 million to $30 million a year.

Tra la la, what you silly relocationists will never understand is that the Panthers make so much money on their arena! Tally-ho!

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