CS85 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Another press conference tonight from the victim's lawyer regarding the evidence bag. Should start in about 15 minutes. I'm imagining it goes something like this:edit:Update:The lobby of whatever room it's being held in contains a huge wooden, overly ornate entertainment center, complete with terrible old television.The DA took the alleged evidence bag as part of their investigation.The attorney is stepping down.This thing is effectively over.The story regarding the discovery of the torn evidence bag was apparently falsified.The moronic attorney dropped her first name to the press. Moron.The mother of the accuser's version of events was apparently shaky enough for the goddamn lawyer to run like hell a day after going to the public with this."I don't have confidence in the way that I was told the bag was found." He's effectively throwing his client under the bus.THIS IS AMAZINGCLUSTER 2a. The alleged victim's attorney is a moron.Bingo! 1 Quote Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CS85 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 The full name of the victim is out there, and I, out of morbid curiosity, searched twitter. I regretted this immediately. Admiral is right - there's nothing good out there. It's honestly making me wonder if there's any good people in the world. People are treating this like a victory or something. It makes me feel sick. Quote Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 This is a defeat for everyone involved, not to mention people who aren't involved, like anyone who will ever have to accuse someone of rape. Kane gets off on a technicality while being forever stained by this, the accuser's family has been ruined, it all just sucks so much. Quote ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypower Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I was going to say this is probably the worst outcome for everybody.I sincerely wonder if we're going to see this on an episode of Law and Order: SVU soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 This is a defeat for everyone involved, not to mention people who aren't involved, like anyone who will ever have to accuse someone of rape. Kane gets off on a technicality while being forever stained by this, the accuser's family has been ruined, it all just sucks so much.God, yeah. Everything about this sucks. Kane's gonna get set up with Roethlisberger and Kobe's PR/makeover guys and spend a few years repairing his image while getting celebrated by Blackhawks fans like a hero. Rape victim needs to change her name, likely disown her mother, and leave the east coast. There's no winners here, like you said. I wish I could get that across to the armies of horrible Blackhawks fans out there who are celebrating tonight that this "money grubbing whore" didn't get justice. Quote Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodboy13 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Again, admiral was right in his analysis of Buffalo. Jesus Christ, Lionel Hutz would look down on this operation. Just awful. Quote On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said: For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA. PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 Kane's attorney doing the press conference in a grey t-shirt like he just got back from the gym. Is Jim Belushi going to play the lawyer in the TV movie or is this actually Jim Belushi right now? Quote ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Sometimes people wonder why rape victims don't come forward. Other people think sexual assault statistics are overblown.People are terrible, sports fans are a special kind of terrible, and we should all be embarrassed and saddened by this. How awful. 5 Quote 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJourney Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Kane's attorney doing the press conference in a grey t-shirt like he just got back from the gym. Is Jim Belushi going to play the lawyer in the TV movie or is this actually Jim Belushi right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C's Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I was going to say this is probably the worst outcome for everybody.I sincerely wonder if we're going to see this on an episode of Law and Order: SVU soon.I wonder what they'll name Kane's shill character. Kendrick Payne? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Key witness reluctant to testify? Quote Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodboy13 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Yeah, I'd get skittish, too, if my friend's name was getting plastered all over town as The Whore of Buffalo, and the guy who was supposed to be looking out for her interests accidentally dropped her name twice on television in 32 hours. Quote On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said: For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA. PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp49 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 and the attorney for Kane's accuser withdraws from the case. This whole thing is just getting stranger and stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Kane's attorney is friends with two local radio hosts. When Kane's in the clear, he'll probably show up on there. Should be a good interview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 You know, as much as we want to give Paul Cambria grief for his porn mug and his press conference in a t-shirt and jeans, at least he didn't leak the name of a rape accuser. Twice! Quote ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Twitter stuff from WSCR's update anchor/former attorney/seemingly nice woman who I used to work for slightly, who is staying home from the studio today because of death threats against her from awful sports fans last night had a few updates on this: Julie DiCaro @JulieDiCaro"Friend" reluctant to testify in Kane investigation has always been reluctant to testify. She's 19 & wasn't supposed to be in bar - SourceSource says rape kit exam of Kane accuser was cut short because of problems with equipment. Could explain lack of DNA.Source also says crime lab stated DNA in accuser's underwear "could have been 5 years old."Semen, as a protein, attaches to fibers and is difficult to remove by washing, per source.Source says rape kit exam of Kane accuser was cut short because of problems with equipment. Could explain lack of DNA.Source also says Kane approached accuser at bar (she didn't know who he was) and told her party was at his house. No party when she arrived.Accuser's texts show she repeatedly wanted to leave Kane's residence even before alleged rape. Friend didn't want to leave -- sourceNow we know more about semen and are better for it. Quote Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 staying home from the studio today because of death threats against her from awful sports fansThen how come everyone at WSCR isn't staying home? Quote ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 staying home from the studio today because of death threats against her from awful sports fansThen how come everyone at WSCR isn't staying home?Great question, actually. I wish the midday show would just stay home for, I dunno, a decade.----------This live press conference is something. Quote Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 I think DiCaro has been doing some world-class bear-poking the last day or so and is coming dangerously close to making herself the story. Quote ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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