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JoePa Getting His Own Beer

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Read this story on a Husker site I frequent.

"...Jay Paterno, who coached as an assistant at his father's side for 17 years, has joined forces with Upper St. Clair lawyer Mark Dudash, a 14-year veteran of the brewing industry, to start the Paterno Legacy Series of beer. The brew, a premium American lager available in 12-ounce cans, is set to roll off the production lines at Latrobe's City Brewing Co. in cases and 12-packs in time for tailgating season."

http://forum.huskermax.com/vbbs/showthread.php?74629-Late-Penn-State-coach-Joe-Paterno-is-getting-his-own-beer

http://triblive.com/news/editorspicks/8592175-74/paterno-beer-dudash#axzz3dXrsp8gb

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It'll be interesting to see the technology they use to make the can turn its back every time you set it down.

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After a couple of these, you'll start ignoring all sorts of :censored:.

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"Not to be consumed by persons under 21 years of age... *wink*"

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I'll preview the beer in a style similar to Beer Advocate's reviews.

Appearance: Pours OK; looks like dehydrates player's gold urine.

Smell: Not very hoppy but there is a hint of dirt, grass, and used jock straps. It also smells of desperation from a son who cannot find employment in his profession due to him being a substandard football coach who kept his job because of his father and now must license the family name for him to make a living.

Taste: Not surprisingly bitter, like a fanbase and family who are in denial. There is an aftertaste of the loss of a child's innocence.

Mouthfeel: No comment due to Sandusky double entendre

Overall: Nothing really good in this product, but some will find it worth the price.

F in most of the USA.

B- in certain areas of Pennsylvania and Nittany Nation.

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It makes a great shower beer.

Nicely done.

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I actually found this beer to have a definite and pronounced impact of flavor, but after the temperature of the glass rose the flavor went totally vacant. However 2 years later, the beer's flavor was restored to my palate.

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Blind Eye Joe

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Mike McQueary denies ever drinking this beer.

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Blind Eye Joe

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:music: If it hadn't been for Blind Eye Joe, I'd have been put away a long time ago :music:

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Well this sorta takes the steam out of the Zook Legacy Series of beers I've been working on.

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Hey, I think we might be onto something with college coach-branded beers.

Woody Hayes Double IPA: It'll punch you in the throat!

Bear Bryant Crimson Ale: Refreshing in the summer heat!

Nick Saban's Pale Lager: You'll kick back with 6!

Urban Meyer IPA: Anything goes!

Bobby Bowden Bock: Don't get cheated out of flavor!

Lou Holtz's High Gravity: You'll get schlosched!

Tom Osborne's American Light Lager: An easy-drinking option! You'll run for more!

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Mike Gundy's "I'm a Man" IPA, aged 40 years.

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It makes a great shower beer.

Nicely done.

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I actually found this beer to have a definite and pronounced impact of flavor, but after the temperature of the glass rose the flavor went totally vacant. However 2 years later, the beer's flavor was restored to my palate.

I was due for a good one. Now as long as we make sure that beer never gives profits to the Muscular Dystrophy Association, we should be alright.

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I don't know who's the bigger douchebag son that has cashed-in on their dead Daddy's fame--Jay Paterno or John Henry Williams?

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Joe Pa's head is not on ice

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