Lee. Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Since some of you monkeys are bored as , and since no one likes pointless realignment posts crapping up real threads, I've created this thread specifically for you to post your pointless, unrealistic, and borderline asinine realignment ideas here. Anyone from this point on who posts anything realignment-related in a real thread from hereon in deserves every amount of crap the rest of the community decides to heap upon them. Go hog wild. Quote Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDR Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I like the idea of the White Sox and the Cubs playing more often (and possibly competing for playoff spots down the stretch), but I still dream of a Sox/Cubs World Series. With that in mind, I've developed something admittedly a little bit out of the box: seasonal divisions and separate post-season divisions. I don't have it all worked out yet, but here's a sampling:SEASONAL DIVISIONSAL CentralWhite SoxCubsCardinalsTwinsIndiansNL CentralAstrosRoyalsRedsBrewers TigersPOST-SEASON DIVISIONSAL CentralWhite SoxRedsAstrosBrewers CardinalsNL CentralCubsRoyalsIndiansTwinsTigersThink of the possible WS matchups:Cubs/SoxCubs/CardsSox/TwinsRoyals/Cards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 How many realignment threads will still be made despite this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Forget salary cap. Think baseball cap.Red Hat LeagueBlue Hat LeagueBlack Hat Leagueand DH stands for Designated HatThis does mean the A's are screwed but they're screwed anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDR Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Forget salary cap. Think baseball cap.Red Hat LeagueBlue Hat LeagueBlack Hat Leagueand DH stands for Designated HatThis does mean the A's are screwed but they're screwed anyways.The A's are fine and go in the Blue Hat League, because when you mix their yellow accent with blue, you get their primary green. It works perfectly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 NHL, NFL style EastAtlanticNew York IslandersNew York RangersPhiladelphia WashingtonCentralBuffaloMontrealOttawa TorontoNortheastBostonColumbusNew JerseyPittsburgh SoutheastAtlantaCarolina FloridaTampa BayWestMidwestChicagoDetroit Kansas CitySt. LouisNorthwestCalgaryEdmontonMinnesotaWinnipegPacificAnaheimLos AngelesSan JoseVancouverSouthwestColorado DallasPhoenix Nashville Quote PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 It's good, but I think the NHL needs to expand more in order to get the alignment just right. I'm thinking Birmingham, Tallahassee, San Antonio, and possibly Des Monies. Also, move the Panthers to Winnipeg and rename them the Jets, then move them to Seattle, but keep the name and colors. Quote "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 It's good, but I think the NHL needs to expand more in order to get the alignment just right. I'm thinking Birmingham, Tallahassee, San Antonio, and possibly Des Monies. Also, move the Panthers to Winnipeg and rename them the Jets, then move them to Seattle, but keep the name and colors.I was thinking something similar, actually. Also, the Thrashers and Flames should totally switch names/identities. Quote PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrared41 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I'm all for anything that ends up with a team in Ogden named The Principles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo_prankster Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 NFLAFC East: Baltimore, Buffalo, New England, N.Y. JetsAFC North: Cincinnati, Cleveland, Indianapolis, PittsburghAFC South: Houston, Jacksonville, Miami, TennesseeAFC West: Denver, Kansas City, Oakland, San DiegoNFC East: Dallas, N.Y. Giants, Philadelphia, WashingtonNFC North: Chicago, Detroit, Green Bay, MinnesotaNFC South: Atlanta, Carolina, New Orleans, Tampa BayNFC West: Arizona, L.A. Rams, San Francisco, SeattleMLBNL East: Florida, N.Y. Mets, Philadelphia, WashingtonNL North: Cubs, Cincinnati, Milwaukee, PittsburghNL South: Atlanta, Houston, St. Louis, San DiegoNL West: Arizona, Colorado, L.A. Dodgers, San FranciscoAL East: Baltimore, Boston, N.Y. Yankees, TorontoAL North: White Sox, Cleveland, Detroit, MinnesotaAL South: Kansas City, Nashville, Tampa Bay, TexasAL West: California, Oakland, Portland, SeattleNBAWESTPacific: Golden State, L.A. Clippers, L.A. Lakers, Phoenix, SacramentoNorthwest: Denver, Minnesota, Oklahoma City, Portland, Seattle, UtahSouthwest: Dallas, Houston, Kansas City, New Orleans, San AntonioEASTAtlantic: Boston, Brooklyn, N.Y. Knicks, Philadelphia, TorontoCentral: Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit, Indiana, MilwaukeeSoutheast: Atlanta, Charlotte, Memphis, Miami, Orlando, WashingtonNHLCampbell ConferenceSmythe: Anaheim, L.A. Kings, San Jose, VancouverGretzky: Calgary, Edmonton, Minnesota, WinnipegHull: Colorado, Dallas, Nashville, PhoenixNorris: Chicago, Columbus, Detroit, St. LouisPrince of Wales ConferenceAdams: Boston, Hartford, Montreal, WashingtonLemieux: Buffalo, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, TorontoPatrick: New Jersey, N.Y. Islanders, N.Y. Rangers, PhiladelphiaEsposito: Tampa Bay, Florida, Carolina, Atlanta Quote The Fictional Story of Austus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDR Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 NHLCampbell ConferenceSmythe: Anaheim, L.A. Kings, San Jose, VancouverGretzky: Calgary, Edmonton, Minnesota, WinnipegHull: Colorado, Dallas, Nashville, PhoenixNorris: Chicago, Columbus, Detroit, St. LouisPrince of Wales ConferenceAdams: Boston, Hartford, Montreal, WashingtonLemieux: Buffalo, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, TorontoPatrick: New Jersey, N.Y. Islanders, N.Y. Rangers, PhiladelphiaEsposito: Tampa Bay, Florida, Carolina, AtlantaYou don't have either Chicago (Bobby) or St. Louis (Brett) in the Hull division! HA! You stupid idiot. Realignment fail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Here's my foolproof plan to appease all you traditionalists:Contract the 'yotes and the Islanders to the AHL (let's face it, both are financial messes).Promote the Moose and the Wolf Pack.Moose rename themselves to the Winnipeg Jets, Wolf Pack rename themselves to the Whalers.There! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo_prankster Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 NHLCampbell ConferenceSmythe: Anaheim, L.A. Kings, San Jose, VancouverGretzky: Calgary, Edmonton, Minnesota, WinnipegHull: Colorado, Dallas, Nashville, PhoenixNorris: Chicago, Columbus, Detroit, St. LouisPrince of Wales ConferenceAdams: Boston, Hartford, Montreal, WashingtonLemieux: Buffalo, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, TorontoPatrick: New Jersey, N.Y. Islanders, N.Y. Rangers, PhiladelphiaEsposito: Tampa Bay, Florida, Carolina, AtlantaYou don't have either Chicago (Bobby) or St. Louis (Brett) in the Hull division! HA! You stupid idiot. Realignment fail!Bobby played for the Jets long before their move to Phoenix and Brett played for a short time for the Stars. Quote The Fictional Story of Austus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDR Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 NHLCampbell ConferenceSmythe: Anaheim, L.A. Kings, San Jose, VancouverGretzky: Calgary, Edmonton, Minnesota, WinnipegHull: Colorado, Dallas, Nashville, PhoenixNorris: Chicago, Columbus, Detroit, St. LouisPrince of Wales ConferenceAdams: Boston, Hartford, Montreal, WashingtonLemieux: Buffalo, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, TorontoPatrick: New Jersey, N.Y. Islanders, N.Y. Rangers, PhiladelphiaEsposito: Tampa Bay, Florida, Carolina, AtlantaYou don't have either Chicago (Bobby) or St. Louis (Brett) in the Hull division! HA! You stupid idiot. Realignment fail!Bobby played for the Jets long before their move to Phoenix and Brett played for a short time for the Stars.You don't have to justify your plan to me. I was just joking around. I don't really think you're a stupid idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 This is the greatest thread in the history of Sports in General. Finally, the shackles of realignment have been loosed. I will subscribe to this thread & enjoy it like hell. This is almost as good as the Nutcracker thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Here's my idea for the NFL, for starter we contract the entire NFC except for the Rams, I'm mean will anyone really miss the Packers anyway. Also the AFC needs major realignment so here we go, I thought I'd name the new divisions after some football legends. Also the NFL needs to expand overseas so the new NFC will be the International Football Conference, the IFC.AFCTyler Thigpen Division-Kansas City Chiefs-Miami Dolphins-Denver Broncos-Toledo (To be named later)-formerly the RaidersBubby Brister Division-Pittsburgh Steelers-Buffalo Bills-New York Jets-Jacksonville JaguarsTim Couch Division-Cleveland Browns-Denver Broncos-Baltimore Ravens-Tulsa Outlawzz-formerly the PatriotsPacman Jones Division-Tennessee Titans-New York Jets-Cincinnati Bengals-San Diego ChargersIFCSouth American Division-Lima Donkeys-Rio de Janero Waxers-Buenos Aires Argies-Mexico City Drug RunnersEuropean Division-London Big Bens-Glasgow Funny Accents-Dublin Thiery Henrys-Rome Fightin' Pizzas-Rome(NY) Why are we heres-Ukraine FreezeMiddle-East Divison-Jerusalem Jews-Baghdad (TBNL)-Iran (TBNL)-Berlin PanzersLuxembourg Division-Luxembourg Fightin' People from Luxembourg-St. Louis Rams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Denver is in 2 divisions...but it still works. NFL needs to adapt this ASAP, get on it Goodell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrySmalls Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 MLS: Single table League Standings. Top 8 clubs advance to MLS Cup Playoffs. MLB:AL East: Baltimore, Boston, Cleveland, Detroit, New York Yankees, Toronto, Washington.AL West: Chicago White Sox, Kansas City, Los Angeles Angels, Milwaukee, Minnesota, Oakland, Seattle, Texas.NL East: Atlanta, Cincinnati, Florida, New York Mets, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay.NL West: Arizona, Chicago Cubs, Colorado, Houston, Los Angeles Dodgers, St. Louis, San Diego, San Francisco.NHL:Prince of Wales Conference:Adams: Boston, Buffalo, Montreal, NJ Devils, NY Islanders, NY Rangers, Ottawa, Toronto. Patrick: Atlanta, Carolina, Florida, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Washington.Campbell Conference:Norris: Chicago, Columbus, Dallas, Detroit, Minnesota, Nashville, St. Louis, Smythe: Anaheim, Calgary, Colorado, Edmonton, Los Angeles, Phoenix, San Jose, Vancouver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Denver is in 2 divisions...but it still works. NFL needs to adapt this ASAP, get on it Goodell!Crap, I forgot, there would be a second Denver Broncos team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Denver is in 2 divisions...but it still works. NFL needs to adapt this ASAP, get on it Goodell!Crap, I forgot, there would be a second Denver Broncos teamOnly because there isn't enough team for either Brady Quinn's fratitude or Kyle Orton's epic neckbeard. 2 Denver Broncos teams are necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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