That NFL series where I make fun of people is finished. LOOK AT ITS GLORY

[bucknut42 414]

How dare you give the Patriots striping consistency. Their mismatched uniform elements had so much character.

[Carolingian Steamroller 3,380]

2 hours ago, bucknut42 said:

How dare you give the Patriots striping consistency. Their mismatched uniform elements had so much character.

 

WRONG! He has failed to give the Patriots consistency. The outer stripes on the red jersey are blue whereas on the white jersey they are red! 

 

The gods are not pleased by this sacrifice!

[sparky chewbarky 1,321]

24 minutes ago, Carolingian Steamroller said:

The gods are not pleased by this sacrifice!

 

Yeah...I wouldn't be going outside today.

[ATolly66 173]

Is it wrong that I like the Patriots concept?

[dakotapalm 310]

19 hours ago, Htown1141 said:

The daily sacrifice to the Gods™

 

 

[Htown1141 1,472]

Are black pants okay as an (AWAY) alt? I think black pants are okay as an (AWAY) alt.

[Bruhammydude 602]

19 minutes ago, Htown1141 said:

Are black pants okay as an (AWAY) alt? I think black pants are okay as an (AWAY) alt.

YOU RUINED MY SAINTS

[mcrosby 3,138]

Black pants? Might as well rename them the Taints while you're at it. Fix this atrocity. 

[Htown1141 1,472]

Me: they had black pants for like, a dec-

Y'all: *grab me, throw me in a body bag, hit me with mardi gras beads until I remember that something "outside of the box" is hideous*

[SFGiants58 12,713]

1 minute ago, Htown1141 said:

Me: they had black pants for like, a dec-

Y'all: *grab me, throw me in a body bag, hit me with mardi gras beads until I remember that something "outside of the box" is hideous*

 

¿Dónde están las rayas de las mangas? ¡Tú concepto es mierda!

[Htown1141 1,472]

1 minute ago, SFGiants58 said:

 

¿Dónde están las rayas de las mangas? ¡Tú concepto es mierda!

I couldn't go back to the old stripes bc it doesn't fit S T R I P I N G C O N S I S T E N C Y

[SFGiants58 12,713]

Just now, Htown1141 said:

I couldn't go back to the old stripes bc it doesn't fit S T R I P I N G C O N S I S T E N C Y

 

Striping consistency matters only when we say it matters. If the hegemon doesn’t want it, the hegemon will criticize it. Don’t you know we can’t stand consistency if we didn’t grow up with it? 

[NeauXone 386]

Striping consistency is only good when it’s  T  R  A  D  I  T  I  O  N  A  L

[NYUNDERDOGS 206]

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Edited February 14, 2018 by Ice_Cap
posting pictures of firearms and threatening harm won’t be tolerated

[Chawls 1,121]

21 hours ago, Htown1141 said:

Are black pants okay as an (AWAY) alt? I think black pants are okay as an (AWAY) alt.

 

HOT TAKE: As a Saints fan, I like these black pants. So, yeah. 

[the admiral 25,684]

On 2/13/2018 at 12:02 PM, ATolly66 said:

Is it wrong that I like the Patriots concept?

Yes, every concept that takes the Patriots back to the owners-squatting-in-the-press-box era is trash. 

[_DietDrPepper_ 3,753]

 

22 hours ago, Htown1141 said:

Are black pants okay as an (AWAY) alt? I think black pants are okay as an (AWAY) alt.

Can you satirize satire in such satirical ways that the satire is too satirized?? YOURE PROVING YOUR OWN FORUM, unless you meant to satirize it, then I’ve confused the hell out of everyone even myself

[ATolly66 173]

2 hours ago, the admiral said:

Yes, every concept that takes the Patriots back to the owners-squatting-in-the-press-box era is trash. 

 

The Sullivan Family were horrible owners. 

[the admiral 25,684]

I mean, objectively speaking, yes, but it was good for the American sports landscape to have a major market where the NFL was the #4 priority, so the Sullivans did a great service in that respect.

[Sport 13,000]

It can't be a Patriots concept unless flying Elvis and hikin' Pat both appear somewhere on the uniform at the same time.