johnnysama Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 The B.C. Lions. I know, it's a little out there for a guy from Washington state to buy a CFL team, but I'd make the splash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TargetToad Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Id buy an NAL team and move them to Tampa to bring back my beloved Tampa Bay Storm. I miss the Tampa Bay Storm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj882000 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I could buy an expansion ABA 2000 team and just absorb the losses and run it forever. It'd be the best-run team in that league by default. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cab24fan Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I'd buy a USL team that is struggling the most and move them to Toledo. I'd make a four corner bowl type stadium that's partly in ground like the baseball stadium there is. I'd have a few nice press boxes on one side and a nice scoreboard behind goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoOakland Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 How much do the A's cost? Honestly I'd just be cool if I buy out Lew Wolff's stake and go from there. Either that or I would pony up for an MiLB team and have some fun with promotions and things. I'm thinking...the Sacramento Rivercats or maybe even the Iowa Cubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 $50 - Pay tnak to masturbate in front of a webcam for about 30 seconds. $150M - I'd buy Barstool Sports and have the site autoforward to a gif of tnak masturbating. $449,000,900 - I'd spend on property in Green Bay near Lambeau, and build sculptures of Curly Lambeau and Brett Favre giving various 2000s celebrities handjobs. $50 - I'd buy 5 months of the WWE Network, what a bargain! Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TargetToad Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 14 hours ago, mcj882000 said: I could buy an expansion ABA 2000 team and just absorb the losses and run it forever. It'd be the best-run team in that league by default. #JacksonvilleGiants #MississippiMudCats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac the Knife Posted October 23, 2018 Author Share Posted October 23, 2018 7 hours ago, ChicagoOakland said: How much do the A's cost? Honestly I'd just be cool if I buy out Lew Wolff's stake and go from there. The A's would be the only franchise I'd be willing to commit the entirety of a $600M+ lottery win to. But even in the state that team's in with its stadium and all? That wouldn't be enough to buy them outright. There's not a team in the NFL that'll sell for under $2 billion, nor an MLB or NBA team that'll sell for under $1 billion. The NHL is the only one where $600M would get you in the door, and in my case I don't like hockey enough to risk everything I'dve won just to own a team in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WJMorris3 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I'd buy a USL League One team and name it AFC Pine Barrens. (colors: pine green and sand): Then it's just find a good location for the stadium; I'm thinking near 54 and 322 in Hammonton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 But the Coyotes and keep them in Glendale. I would just to troll everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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