FiddySicks 11,203 Posted February 22, 2019 Welp... https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440/amp 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CS85 10,599 Posted February 22, 2019 So many punchlines. Strange to know that there is some Florida cop that had to watch grainy video footage of Robert Kraft getting a handy. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dfwabel 4,155 Posted February 22, 2019 Ha! Bob Kraft is a john! Did he use his acting skills again? https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/robert-krafts-audition-tape-is-a-web-hit-16761075 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmoehrin 1,116 Posted February 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, Bucfan56 said: Welp... https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440/amp I am at a loss for words because I can't stop laughing. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buzzcut 279 Posted February 22, 2019 The following hashtag needs to be trending: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RockyTopper 287 Posted February 22, 2019 Waiting for a Boston sports writer to cry about this being a "Roger Goodell conspiracy" against the poor poor underdog Pats organization... 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DG_ThenNowForever 16,046 Posted February 22, 2019 So, I'm at mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable. On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rams80 4,275 Posted February 22, 2019 51 minutes ago, Bucfan56 said: Welp... https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440/amp I see concerns about the stats of his heirs have reached the "father a bastard and change the succession laws so he can inherit" stage of this Crusader Kings campaign. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dfwabel 4,155 Posted February 22, 2019 My initial thoughts of a prostitution sting in Jupiter, FL was that Tiger Woods had to be involved, then I read it was an Asian massage parlor. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Comet 1,653 Posted February 22, 2019 So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmoehrin 1,116 Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, DG_Now said: So, I'm at mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable. On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself. I could forgive Kraft if he got caught with some high-end call girl that costs 2K an hour. This was a nasty Asian massage parlor in a strip mall. The girls who worked there were hardly even showering. How sexually depraved do you have to be knowing you have the money and the resources to make a phone call and have a Kate Upton lookalike show up at your doorstep within 90 minutes? But instead, you decide to go for an $80 blowjob from a stinky girl who just finished up with Cletus 20 minutes ago. I'm sorry, but I'm judging. 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings 2,143 Posted February 22, 2019 Bob Kraft: "I'm being screwed!!! All those cops are Dolphins fans!!!!" 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Digby 6,602 Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, DG_Now said: So, I'm at mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable. On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself. Grabbing my politics invisibility cloak just in case -- but, I generally agree with you on sex work; that said, this sounds like a human trafficking thing, legitimately, and I think it's a lot more gross and sketchy than if he was just sugar daddy'ing a consenting adult yada yada. I may not know what I'm talking about, I realize, but I'm operating under the assumption that some legitimately bad folks are involved in this sort of thing. (Also if you're that rich and you really need to get your rocks off at a cheapo strip-mall massage parlor in Jupiter? WTF?) 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DG_ThenNowForever 16,046 Posted February 22, 2019 The more I've read, the more likely it is that Kraft knew these were sex trafficked women and it makes the whole thing far less funny and just outright sad. Kraft could afford an escort but chose the most vulnerable population. :censored: him. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SFGiants58 14,230 Posted February 22, 2019 Yeah, the sex-trafficking part drew my attention immediately. That’s really fuçked up, even by billionaire sports owner standards. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the admiral 28,764 Posted February 22, 2019 You can order women off instagram for this, dude, get out of the strip mall. Jupiter isn't exactly Cletus country, though, pmoehrin. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goalieboy82 1,017 Posted February 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Red Comet said: So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brass 3,461 Posted February 22, 2019 He’s a billionaire who hangs out with rappers in his spare time, ya’ll surprised by this? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goalieboy82 1,017 Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Red Comet said: So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one. <MOD EDIT> Edited February 22, 2019 by officeglenn Not germane to the conversation at hand. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goalieboy82 1,017 Posted February 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Bucfan56 said: Welp... https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440/amp and that is why i never will ever go to a place like that (might end up getting arrested in a raid).* *if i wanted a message, i would to a real spa. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
