FiddySicks Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Welp... https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440/amp On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 So many punchlines. Strange to know that there is some Florida cop that had to watch grainy video footage of Robert Kraft getting a handy. Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfwabel Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Ha! Bob Kraft is a john! Did he use his acting skills again? https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/robert-krafts-audition-tape-is-a-web-hit-16761075 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmoehrin Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, Bucfan56 said: Welp... https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440/amp I am at a loss for words because I can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzcut Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 The following hashtag needs to be trending: The CCSLC's resident Geelong Cats fan. Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends. Sounds like something from a Rocky & Bullwinkle story arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyTopper Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Waiting for a Boston sports writer to cry about this being a "Roger Goodell conspiracy" against the poor poor underdog Pats organization... ☦ICXC NIKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 So, I'm at mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable. On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 51 minutes ago, Bucfan56 said: Welp... https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440/amp I see concerns about the stats of his heirs have reached the "father a bastard and change the succession laws so he can inherit" stage of this Crusader Kings campaign. On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfwabel Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 My initial thoughts of a prostitution sting in Jupiter, FL was that Tiger Woods had to be involved, then I read it was an Asian massage parlor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Comet Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmoehrin Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, DG_Now said: So, I'm at mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable. On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself. I could forgive Kraft if he got caught with some high-end call girl that costs 2K an hour. This was a nasty Asian massage parlor in a strip mall. The girls who worked there were hardly even showering. How sexually depraved do you have to be knowing you have the money and the resources to make a phone call and have a Kate Upton lookalike show up at your doorstep within 90 minutes? But instead, you decide to go for an $80 blowjob from a stinky girl who just finished up with Cletus 20 minutes ago. I'm sorry, but I'm judging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wings Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Bob Kraft: "I'm being screwed!!! All those cops are Dolphins fans!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digby Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, DG_Now said: So, I'm at mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable. On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself. Grabbing my politics invisibility cloak just in case -- but, I generally agree with you on sex work; that said, this sounds like a human trafficking thing, legitimately, and I think it's a lot more gross and sketchy than if he was just sugar daddy'ing a consenting adult yada yada. I may not know what I'm talking about, I realize, but I'm operating under the assumption that some legitimately bad folks are involved in this sort of thing. (Also if you're that rich and you really need to get your rocks off at a cheapo strip-mall massage parlor in Jupiter? WTF?) Fan Style ShirtsShowcasing fan-made sports apparel by artists and designers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 The more I've read, the more likely it is that Kraft knew these were sex trafficked women and it makes the whole thing far less funny and just outright sad. Kraft could afford an escort but chose the most vulnerable population. :censored: him. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFGiants58 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Yeah, the sex-trafficking part drew my attention immediately. That’s really fuçked up, even by billionaire sports owner standards. MLB: Project 32 (Complete), MLB: The Defunct Saga (Complete) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 You can order women off instagram for this, dude, get out of the strip mall. Jupiter isn't exactly Cletus country, though, pmoehrin. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalieboy82 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Red Comet said: So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one. so long and thanks for all the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 He’s a billionaire who hangs out with rappers in his spare time, ya’ll surprised by this? On 4/10/2017 at 3:05 PM, Rollins Man said: what the hell is ccslc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalieboy82 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Red Comet said: So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one. <MOD EDIT> so long and thanks for all the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalieboy82 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Bucfan56 said: Welp... https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/patriots-owner-bob-kraft-charged-with-soliciting-prosti-1832807440/amp and that is why i never will ever go to a place like that (might end up getting arrested in a raid).* *if i wanted a message, i would to a real spa. so long and thanks for all the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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