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So many punchlines.  Strange to know that there is some Florida cop that had to watch grainy video footage of Robert Kraft getting a handy.

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The following hashtag needs to be trending:

 

 

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Waiting for a Boston sports writer to cry about this being a "Roger Goodell conspiracy" against the poor poor underdog Pats organization...

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So, I'm at mixed feelings about this.

 

On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable.

 

On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself.

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51 minutes ago, Bucfan56 said:

 

I see concerns about the stats of his heirs have reached the "father a bastard and change the succession laws so he can inherit" stage of this Crusader Kings campaign.

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My initial thoughts of a prostitution sting in Jupiter, FL was that Tiger Woods had to be involved, then I read it was an Asian massage parlor.

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So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one.

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1 hour ago, DG_Now said:

So, I'm at mixed feelings about this.

 

On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable.

 

On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself.

 

I could forgive Kraft if he got caught with some high-end call girl that costs 2K an hour.

 

This was a nasty Asian massage parlor in a strip mall. The girls who worked there were hardly even showering.

 

How sexually depraved do you have to be knowing you have the money and the resources to make a phone call and have a Kate Upton lookalike show up at your doorstep within 90 minutes? But instead, you decide to go for an $80 blowjob from a stinky girl who just finished up with Cletus 20 minutes ago.

 

I'm sorry, but I'm judging.

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Bob Kraft: "I'm being screwed!!! All those cops are Dolphins fans!!!!"

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1 hour ago, DG_Now said:

So, I'm at mixed feelings about this.

 

On the one hand, Kraft is a billionaire jerk among what feels like endless billionaire jerks, and I'm glad he's being made to feel uncomfortable.

 

On the other hand(job lololol), it's absurd that sex work is illegal in the US. If the man wants to pay for a handy, he should be able to do so. Not saying he should be soliciting places that expressly don't do that, but there's nothing wrong with the idea of sex work in and of itself.

 

Grabbing my politics invisibility cloak just in case -- but, I generally agree with you on sex work; that said, this sounds like a human trafficking thing, legitimately, and I think it's a lot more gross and sketchy than if he was just sugar daddy'ing a consenting adult yada yada. I may not know what I'm talking about, I realize, but I'm operating under the assumption that some legitimately bad folks are involved in this sort of thing.

 

(Also if you're that rich and you really need to get your rocks off at a cheapo strip-mall massage parlor in Jupiter? WTF?)

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The more I've read, the more likely it is that Kraft knew these were sex trafficked women and it makes the whole thing far less funny and just outright sad.

 

Kraft could afford an escort but chose the most vulnerable population. :censored: him.

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Yeah, the sex-trafficking part drew my attention immediately. That’s really fuçked up, even by billionaire sports owner standards.

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You can order women off instagram for this, dude, get out of the strip mall. 

 

Jupiter isn't exactly Cletus country, though, pmoehrin. 

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2 hours ago, Red Comet said:

So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one.

 

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He’s a billionaire who hangs out with rappers in his spare time, ya’ll surprised by this?

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2 hours ago, Red Comet said:

So instead of giving the rest of the NFL the screwjob, he decided to get a blowjob. Good using your head, Robert. Only issue is that you used the wrong one.

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Edited by officeglenn
Not germane to the conversation at hand.

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