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Ridleylash Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 On 3/4/2021 at 2:15 PM, SSmith48 said: Surprised this bad idea of a throwback look hasn't popped up yet: Eh, that's a one-off centennial jersey that was designed in 1912. It's a time capsule of the infant days of hockey aesthetics (and also predates the NHL). That's a bit different a case from a hideously-designed alternate from the modern era of hockey design. Feels like ripping on the Packers' blue alts because they're not perfectly aligning with modern design sensibilities. Like, here's the Ottawa jerseys from the same time period; And here's a Haileybury jersey; This wasn't exactly a time where hockey had really developed a modern sense of aesthetic. Lots of stripes were just...the norm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin W. Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 On 3/1/2021 at 11:30 AM, Ridleylash said: the cheesy logo... I've said it before and I'll say it again: change the logo to proper Islanders colors, get rid of the toothpaste stripe and put it on a normal jersey and you've got a much better logo. Mighty Ducks of Anaheim (CHL - 2018 Orr Cup Champions) Chicago Rivermen (UBA/WBL - 2014, 2015, 2017 Intercontinental Cup Champions) King's Own Hexham FC (BIP - 2022 Saint's Cup Champions) Portland Explorers (EFL - Elite Bowl XIX Champions) Real San Diego (UPL) Red Bull Seattle (ULL - 2018, 2019, 2020 Gait Cup Champions) Vancouver Huskies (CL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj882000 Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 IMO all of you are wrong, none of the jerseys any of you have posted are the worst ever, for the simple reason that all of them at least have something happening in them, be they odd colour choices, weird striping patterns, or what have you. Even ironically, they can be enjoyed or appreciated for the attempt that was made at something different or unique, even if most of them failed miserably. It's why my pick for the worst NHL jersey of all time is the Tampa Bay Lightning's current alternate: No colour. No striping. Numbers that are hard to read. Shoulder patches you can barely even make out. Just black from head-to-toe, with a tiny, barely-visible grey gradient accenting the limbs; a barren, empty, boring void. Say what you will about the old barberpoles or the Fisherman jersey, but those at least were loud and obnoxious; they demand your attention. Even the Isles' old black alternate has splashes of blue and orange to keep things interesting; the wordmark is bad and it doesn't fit the Islanders, but the rest of it is serviceable in a vacuum. At least the Avs' Stadium Series sweater from last year is at least trying something different, even if it fails at it. At least the Oilers' Edge jerseys featured some kind of colour, and half-an-arm stripe; it's very little but it's something. The Bolts' alternates do none of that, for they feature, and represent, nothing. Minimalism at its very worst, taken to its natural conclusion: dull, lifeless nihilism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 The only good part of those jerseys is the New Era snapback I got with the reflective silver underbill and logo. I hate those things. Athletic Director: KTU Blue Grassers Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 3/5/2021 at 12:06 AM, mcj882000 said: IMO all of you are wrong, none of the jerseys any of you have posted are the worst ever, for the simple reason that all of them at least have something happening in them, be they odd colour choices, weird striping patterns, or what have you. Even ironically, they can be enjoyed or appreciated for the attempt that was made at something different or unique, even if most of them failed miserably. It's why my pick for the worst NHL jersey of all time is the Tampa Bay Lightning's current alternate: No colour. No striping. Numbers that are hard to read. Shoulder patches you can barely even make out. Just black from head-to-toe, with a tiny, barely-visible grey gradient accenting the limbs; a barren, empty, boring void. Say what you will about the old barberpoles or the Fisherman jersey, but those at least were loud and obnoxious; they demand your attention. Even the Isles' old black alternate has splashes of blue and orange to keep things interesting; the wordmark is bad and it doesn't fit the Islanders, but the rest of it is serviceable in a vacuum. At least the Avs' Stadium Series sweater from last year is at least trying something different, even if it fails at it. At least the Oilers' Edge jerseys featured some kind of colour, and half-an-arm stripe; it's very little but it's something. The Bolts' alternates do none of that, for they feature, and represent, nothing. Minimalism at its very worst, taken to its natural conclusion: dull, lifeless nihilism. I think TV static is something. Its a great jersey because when I turn on my tv to tune into a hockey game, I love also getting the simulated experience that someone cut my cable box. 2 for 1. Thanks Tampa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliforniaGlowin Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 I would love if Tampa had those colors full time. Last updated 2/26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinturner95 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 hours ago, CaliforniaGlowin said: I would love if Tampa had those colors full time. If they were the Storm, Thunder or something like that, sure. As the Lightning, a bright blue works just fine for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSU151 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 17 hours ago, CaliforniaGlowin said: I would love if Tampa had those colors full time. What colors? The whole uniform is devoid of color. Really boring for a city like Tampa. Smart is believing half of what you hear. Genius is knowing which half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 If ever there was a team that should adopt "volt" as a color, it's the Lightning. "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4One Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 I love that Tampa jersey because as a long, suffering Canucks fan, I can say that the Flying V is no longer the absolutely worst jersey ever. I don't mind going out of the box a little bit with the design, as long as it somewhat still resembles a regular jersey with some type of stripes, but I don't know how anyone could have given the okay on those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentColon2 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 I tend to let awful alts slide if they’re not used often. My least favorite regular jersey is this waste of space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, AgentColon2 said: I tend to let awful alts slide if they’re not used often. My least favorite regular jersey is this waste of space. Those are bad, certainly. But they're bad because they're incredibly bland, not because they're an eyesore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentColon2 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 38 minutes ago, Chromatic said: Those are bad, certainly. But they're bad because they're incredibly bland, not because they're an eyesore. When you have a great identity and you waste it with this blandness is criminal on an OKC Thunder level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCree Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 10 hours ago, AgentColon2 said: I tend to let awful alts slide if they’re not used often. My least favorite regular jersey is this waste of space. This set angers me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridleylash Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 23 minutes ago, insert name said: This set angers me. Why, because it's terrible? Or is it because it replaced their best look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chcarlson23 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, bwburke94 said: That’s just a concept... That’s never been an NHL jersey. "And those who know Your Name put their trust in You, for You, O Lord, have not forsaken those who seek You." Psalms 9:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinturner95 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 On 3/15/2021 at 8:04 AM, AgentColon2 said: I tend to let awful alts slide if they’re not used often. My least favorite regular jersey is this waste of space. If the base was green, not black, then IMO, it would be passable. nothing special, but passable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 3/1/2021 at 12:45 AM, Bruins said: Worn from 2011-2014 by the New York Islanders. It Features BFBS and GFGS, 5 Colors, No Chest Logo, A Lighter Colored Helmet than Jersey, and Weird Diamond-y Things on the Sides. It's the Worst. Prove Me Wrong. The Islanders themselves have had worse sweaters than this. PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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