Crabcake Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 You know that Simpsons scene where Homer tries to make a bowl of cereal but ends up lighting it on fire somehow? That’s this franchise. Even when they’re just sending out innocuous tweets there’s like 5 different angles at which you can take pot shots at them, and they’re all too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Survival79 Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 11 hours ago, Crabcake said: You know that Simpsons scene where Homer tries to make a bowl of cereal but ends up lighting it on fire somehow? That’s this franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 On 2/10/2022 at 7:52 PM, tigers said: EST 19W What a year that was. Nowhere near as good a year as *** 32, though. On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 On 4/18/2022 at 4:01 PM, DCarp1231 said: The team is becoming self aware to every choice they’ve made during this rebrand objectively sucking. Including the #TakeCommand hashtag HyperText Transfer Commander? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoon Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Im not someone who has any sort of photoshop ability but can anyone mock up each jersey with a different pant/sock combination? I’m just curious the possible improvement with the right combo. Not saying it’s going to save this look but anything other than mono will help it somewhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGoldPants Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 15 hours ago, Typhoon said: Im not someone who has any sort of photoshop ability but can anyone mock up each jersey with a different pant/sock combination? I’m just curious the possible improvement with the right combo. Not saying it’s going to save this look but anything other than mono will help it somewhat. I haven't made combos for every jersey available, but a few weeks back, I took a photoshop of the new white uniforms that I found online and added burgundy pants: And the black pants: There is also a rumored gold pants option, so I threw this together as well: Of course, all options would look much better if the set was devoid of black. Even just replacing the black sleeve stripes with gold stripes, kicks the look up a notch. Though still a polished turd: Check out my site at stevebcreations.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCarp1231 Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 9 hours ago, HailGoldPants said: There is also a rumored gold pants option, so I threw this together as well: This is the best option. It eliminates the possibility of all white/all burgundy/all black below the jersey and does a better job at making the set tolerable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolvikings Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 My goodness, the uniform is just the worst. Just startlingly bad. I feel like I need to write some sort of minor apology letter to the Falcons and Rams. Nothing can "save" it, but gold pants would drag it up just slightly. The all burgundy combo is nauseating and ghastly, and with the gold numbers, white pants will look seriously unbalanced. Horrible. http://dstewartpaint.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_YouKnowWhatThatMeans Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 7 hours ago, oldschoolvikings said: My goodness, the uniform is just the worst. Just startlingly bad. I feel like I need to write some sort of minor apology letter to the Falcons and Rams. You can write that to me instead. I'll accept it on their behalf. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolvikings Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 1 hour ago, DG_ThenNowForever said: You can write that to me instead. I'll accept it on their behalf. Any small partial apology I might need to make would exclude anything bad I said about that terrible dirty dishwater colored uniform. I would just double down on those. http://dstewartpaint.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCM0313 Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 On 3/16/2022 at 5:13 PM, Cujo said: (Zoidberg voice) Your uniforms are bad, and you should feel bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabcake Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 13 hours ago, oldschoolvikings said: My goodness, the uniform is just the worst. Just startlingly bad. I feel like I need to write some sort of minor apology letter to the Falcons and Rams. The Falcons and Rams’ identities are definitely the biggest winner out of all of this mess. They might not be great but by god are they better than that dumpster fire that was released a couple months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsjetsthunder Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Crabcake said: The Falcons and Rams’ identities are definitely the biggest winner out of all of this mess. They might not be great but by god are they better than that dumpster fire that was released a couple months ago. Depends on the combo each team wears. Give the Commanders gold pants and their home set would look worlds better than the Rams and probably better than the Black on White Falcons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolvikings Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 12 hours ago, ramsjetsthunder said: Depends on the combo each team wears. Give the Commanders gold pants and their home set would look worlds better than the Rams and probably better than the Black on White Falcons. Do you mean the Falcons in black jerseys/ white pants? Because IMO that's the one combination they don't look like complete garbage. http://dstewartpaint.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabcake Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 15 hours ago, ramsjetsthunder said: Depends on the combo each team wears. Give the Commanders gold pants and their home set would look worlds better than the Rams and probably better than the Black on White Falcons. I’ll concede that gold pants would help, but to me regardless of pant color I’ll take the Falcons and Rams over the Commanders. The only team I’d consider worse than the Commanders in terms of home uniforms is the Cardinals when they go monochrome red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolvikings Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Crabcake said: I’ll concede that gold pants would help, but to me regardless of pant color I’ll take the Falcons and Rams over the Commanders. The only team I’d consider worse than the Commanders in terms of home uniforms is the Cardinals when they go monochrome red. To me, the only team giving the Commies a run for the bottom of the barrel award would be the all-navy Titans. http://dstewartpaint.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCL Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 On 3/16/2022 at 4:13 PM, Cujo said: What's insane is this isn't the worst look in their set, that goes hands down to the white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCarp1231 Posted April 25, 2022 Author Share Posted April 25, 2022 The white uniform is better than the black uniform. Not by much though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moseph Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 They are all trash and until they get some stripes on the pants its basically impossible to look better than any of the 31 other teams in the league. It's really gonna be a bummer rooting for the worst looking team in the league for the next five years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sec19Row53 Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Moseph said: They are all trash and until they get some stripes on the pants its basically impossible to look better than any of the 31 other teams in the league. It's really gonna be a bummer rooting for the worst looking team in the league for the next five years. Please take this in the light hearted manner in which it is meant: The rest of us can only hope that this is true (cuz it means no one is getting a worse uniform). It's where I sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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