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Pat's Ramblings: World Series 2004


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What's funnier...

Ortiz playing First base?

Marby being the DH for the Cardinals?

Sam Adams Lite or Bud Light?

I wish I could place a bet on things like "They will chant "1918" in St. Louis." After seeing the cardinals fans have all kinds of cheesy chants all year like "Reggie, Reggie" a la Reggie Jackson, I think it'd be only appropriate.

Birds on the Bat or that Classic "Sox" Font?

I honestly think in St. Louis we might call Ortiz out for a curtain call. No, not because we'd appreciate his accomplishment, just because they do it for every. single. home. run.

Nelly or Aerosmith?

Which curse gets lifted first? Curse of the Babe? Or Curse of the Turf? The cardinals haven't won since Vince Coleman was nearly impalled by the Turf Machine in 1985. That's 19 years of torture!

Is Bronson Arroyo a rookie, or did he actually WANT cornrows?

Have you ever seen two teams this tight? St. Louis' Clubhouse has to have the feel of a High School locker room, while Boston's got that crazy fraternity thing going on with the sound of Hair Dryers and the sweet sweet smell of Sol-Glo.

Chowda or Toasted Ravioli?

Am I the only person on earth that is now obsessed with Mike Matheney's at bat music? Its called Dive by Steven Curtis Chapman. Its a Christian-Rock-Sally song. Kinda got that, I'm embarrassed to be listening to this but I'm still gonna sing ever word at the top of my lungs. I am? Oh, ok.

The U.S.S. Constitution or the Delta Queen River Boat and Casino?

If the MLB only enforced fines for self made dirty uniforms, we might be able to get Beltran in a Brewers Uniform this year from the World series alone. I'm not even sure if Boston has a B on their helmets anymore, and Steve Kline has everyone on the team SPIT, that's right I said SPIT on his hat. He's no Moises Alou, but that's still kinda sick.

Ray King.

Stole this directly from Bill Simmons. But it'd be nice to see the Cardinals fans and the Red Sox fans pull a Draco's Wife/Adriane thing from Rocky IV. "I hope we can still be friends after this."

Seperated at Birth?

Scott Rolen and Jason Issringhausen:

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Managers: Mullet or Bald?

Seeing the Cardinals in the World Series: Priceless. Yeah, I put a price on it. Unless you can beat the 20 bucks I'll spend on wings and beer at at hooters instead of the right to spending 5 bucks on stale nachos and 7.50 on beer brewed right down the street, AND then a couple hundred bucks (or thousands if your in boston) just to get in...Yep, see you at Hooters.

And with that...all I have to say is....

1918....1918....1918...1918...1918... :)

P.S. add your own ramblings about the series here!

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