pcgd Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Sgt. Cummings: I am Gunnery Sergeant Cummings, and this is GunnerySargeant Francis. We are your senior drill instructors. From now onyou will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words outof your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?Group: SIR YES SIR!Sgt. Cummings: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Sound off like you got a pair!Group: SIR YES SIR!Sgt Cummings: If you ladies leave our island, if you survive recruittraining, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of designpraying for jobs. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowestform of life on Earth. You are not even human, freaking beings. Youare nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian plop. Do youmaggots understand me?Group: SIR YES SIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paynomind Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Sgt. Francis: Because we are hard you will not like us. But the moreyou hate us the more you will learn. We are hard but we are fair.There is no design bigotry here. We do not look down on MSPaint,Infraview, Photobucket or Photoelements. Here you are all equallyworthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do notpack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understandthat?Group: SIR YES SIR!Sgt. Francis: Now, we pray:This is my computer. There are many like it but this one is mine. Mycomputer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I mustmaster my life. Without me, my computer is useless. Without mycomputer I am useless. I must design my own designs. I must not stealartwork. I must obey the rules of design. Before God I swear thiscreed: my computer and my design are defenders of my honor, we are themasters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, untilthere is no more gradients, and the Dallas Cowboys use the same colorof silver. Amen.Sgt. Francis: You maggots enjoy the Super Bowl, get some rest.You'll need it tomorrow!Briefing monday at 1200 hours. Good Night Ladies.Group: SIR, GOOD NIGHT, SIR! NCFA Sunset Beach Tech - Octopi ΓΔΒ! Going to college gets you closer to the real world, kind of like climbing a tree gets you closer to the moon. "...a nice illustration of what you get when skill, talent, and precedent are deducted from 'creativity.' " - James Howard Kunstler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgPacPBH Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 well...i cant wait for monday! peteschwadel.comTwitter: @peteeeeE-Mail: peteschwadel@gmail.comDribbble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabet Man Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 lol.....an island, girls, an island with girls = fun!nice whatchacallit briefing thingywingy twitter.com/thebrainofMatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 This isn't going to be one of those "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" kind of setups, is it? Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number55 Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Ooooh, I can't wait for the obligatory friendly fire incidents! That's the way the American military does things isn't it?I keed I keed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Ooooh, I can't wait for the obligatory friendly fire incidents! That's the way the American military does things isn't it?I keed I keed. Don't worry, they only aim at fellow Americans or Canadians. You're Australian. The only Australians the average American knows are Crocodile Dundee and Nicole Kidman. (Then again, the only Canadians the average American knows are Bob and Doug McKenzie.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 What about the Thorpedo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabet Man Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 What about the Thorpedo? what about him? twitter.com/thebrainofMatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMan Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 ive never seen a teaser trailer for a contest before "We have nothing to fear except fear itself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMS1122 Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 im pumped up, if you couldnt tell GMS on dribbbleErie Apparel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosox Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 This may be my first contest. Everyone clap in my honor.Actually second. I was in some Minnesota Wild contest, and lost in the Semi-Finals (and rightfully so, got beat by a kickass jersey, while my jersey was almost a blackish green).I'm gonna have to use my ongoing free trials to good use. I don't know how, but I keep getting 30-day trials of photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winters in buffalo Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 I'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojetsgo Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 This sounds fun.. as long as we steer clear of any Abu Ghraib scandals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 I hope there isnt a draft I may have to run to Canada.... oh wait.... GDB... Brothers from other Mothers www.pifflespodcast.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 we don't need anymore panties on the head. in the blue areas known as the kerry porn belt, thats called a good time. General Magus ZealLeader of the Mystics of Medina.The forums most hated member ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonoMan Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do notpack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understandthat?Great, leave me out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability..... sexlexia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAO Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 haha i dont get it....and your avatar scares me...100% hack? Behance Network || ianbakar.com || Dribbble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonoMan Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 haha i dont get it....and your avatar scares me...100% hack? I am a 100% Hack, I have no skills. The hardest part is admitting it. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability..... sexlexia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordie Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Sgt. Francis: Because we are hard you will not like us. But the moreyou hate us the more you will learn. We are hard but we are fair.There is no design bigotry here. We do not look down on MSPaint,Infraview, Photobucket or Photoelements. Here you are all equallyworthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do notpack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understandthat?Group: SIR YES SIR!Sgt. Francis: Now, we pray:This is my computer. There are many like it but this one is mine. Mycomputer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I mustmaster my life. Without me, my computer is useless. Without mycomputer I am useless. I must design my own designs. I must not stealartwork. I must obey the rules of design. Before God I swear thiscreed: my computer and my design are defenders of my honor, we are themasters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, untilthere is no more gradients, and the Dallas Cowboys use the same colorof silver. Amen.Sgt. Francis: You maggots enjoy the Super Bowl, get some rest.You'll need it tomorrow!Briefing monday at 1200 hours. Good Night Ladies.Group: SIR, GOOD NIGHT, SIR!Sgt. Hulka: Lighten up, Francis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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