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Inspired by a convo I had where someone tried to convince me (and yes, he was serious) that Steve Nash is better than Allen Iverson. I thought he was joking, but apparently he just has an extremely short memory.

So what are some of the dumbest things you've heard?

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my friend jacq: "so who's playing in the super bowl again?"

me: "philly and new england."

her: "new england? i didn't know teams from outside north america were in the nfl."

me:".......NEW England. Not England, you moron."

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my friend steve- so whats so big about the sox winning this year?

me- they havent won in 85 years

steve- good thing they did it this season i hear hockey's gonna go in a lockout

me *utter silence*

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my grandmother used to say funny things whenever she watched sports, not stupid but funny because she didn't know any better

like during an indy car race she might say "I feel bad for the guy in last place, I hope his family is still proud of him."

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This was last year in 2003, around the time of the first game. Me and my friends are talking about the Falcon's chances, and here's what I said...

"The Falcons will be just fine without Vick. Doug Johnson will hold it down for at least 5 wins."

Ended up being 2-10 while he was there.

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"Patriots Suck"

"Tom Brady is an awful quarterback"

"Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb are the most underrated players in any league"

I also think it was dumb how after this year's Super Bowl, they focused on how heroic it was for T.O. to play, than how the Pats won their 3rd Super Bowl.

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"Patriots Suck"

"Tom Brady is an awful quarterback"

"Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb are the most underrated players in any league"

I also think it was dumb how after this year's Super Bowl, they focused on how heroic it was for T.O. to play, than how the Pats won their 3rd Super Bowl.

who is "they"?

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"Patriots Suck"

"Tom Brady is an awful quarterback"

"Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb are the most underrated players in any league"

I also think it was dumb how after this year's Super Bowl, they focused on how heroic it was for T.O. to play, than how the Pats won their 3rd Super Bowl.

who is "they"?

Oh, forgot to mention that. ESPN.

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"Patriots Suck"

"Tom Brady is an awful quarterback"

"Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb are the most underrated players in any league"

I also think it was dumb how after this year's Super Bowl, they focused on how heroic it was for T.O. to play, than how the Pats won their 3rd Super Bowl.

who is "they"?

Oh, forgot to mention that. ESPN.

What ESPN were you watching? All they talked about after the Bowl was about how the Pats are a dynasty :blink:

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"Patriots Suck"

"Tom Brady is an awful quarterback"

"Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb are the most underrated players in any league"

I also think it was dumb how after this year's Super Bowl, they focused on how heroic it was for T.O. to play, than how the Pats won their 3rd Super Bowl.

who is "they"?

Oh, forgot to mention that. ESPN.

What ESPN were you watching? All they talked about after the Bowl was about how the Pats are a dynasty :blink:

The SportsCenter the next morning was practically dedicated to the Eagles and T.O.

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i have a friend who went on a 30 minute tirade about how it makes no sense that Nebraska is good at football (usually) and Kansas (which physically borders nebraska) always has usually sucked...his reasoning was that since they are in the same area of the country they should be able to get the same quality players...i simply couldn't believe he was serious.

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Not what he said. But I have a buddy who I used to play baseball with. He's supposed to follow baseball, and be a huge fan of MLB.

He has 2 favourite teams. The Yankees and The Red Sox.

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My dad (who is an immigrant and only knows Soccer) was watching football with us (he's starting to learn about it and stuff) and he asked me "what's a touchdown?"

But you can't blame him... I mean, he's not from America.

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It's a tie-

In 1980 after the Saskatchewan Roughriders had suffered a 2-14 season in 79 a Riders fan told me in the pre-season--the Rider's will go undefeated this year-they repeated th 2-14 record.

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Several Flyers fans in 1997 predicting the Flyers would sweep the Wings in 4 to win the Cup- but the Wings swept the Flyers.

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