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I know I'm parsing words here, but I would say T.O. is a jerk. Rogers and Palmeiro are criminals. If you assault someone or take an illegal drug you are breaking the law. Maybe we should have a separate thread for Sports Criminal of the Year... :P

Kudos to bucfan56 for nominating LB. Someone should seriously smack him the next time he says anything about doing anything "the right way."

On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said:

Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech.

 

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This Just In...

After hearing the entire Minnesota Vikings squad had attempted to team up to win the "Sports Jerk of the Year", Terrell Owens and his agent/running mate Drew Rosenhaus have decided to make a last ditch effort to regain their numbers in the polls. Rosenhaus's recent "Jerry Maguire" stragedy seems to be working but as an added incentive they will also be hiring actor Nigel "Leon" Thatch as their public relations spokesperson. Rosenhaus also announced Owens had a new slogan. His slogan is "I ain't playin' unless someone is payin'."

Said Philadelpia head coach Andy Reid, "If only he (Owens) made this much effort to be a member of this team as he does win a Jerky." :cursing:

Cast your "Sports Jerk of the Year" vote at:

http://www.ucomics.com/tankmcnamara/jerk.phtml

You can only name one person for the "award". And yes, Drew Rosenhaus is eligible.

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I can't give it to Owens. Not when there's guys cheating the game, and lieing about it, even after their caught, or guys out there assaulting cameramen. And especially not when there's MLB relievers trying to light people on fire.

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1. Terrell Owens. The guy has singlehandedly taken a franchise down a peg, and then demanded more money to keep doing it. He's the ultimate "me" guy who doesn't care about the team or anybody else except for him. Now he's being dumped because he's as butthole. You don't see Kenny Rogers getting released because he popped a cameraman.

2. Kenny Rogers. He's got a hot temper, and since nothing like this has really happened before, he's stuck in second. Still a prick, however.

3. ESPN. For diefying Tedi Bruschi, for these stupid fake press conferences, and for allowing Paul McGuire to keep a job.

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A lot of consensus around TO, rogers and palmeiro and i agree with that..

But how can you beat someone who achieved 500 HRS and 3000 hits in the same year he pointed his fingers at senators and said "I never did steroids"

and at the same time

Had a test sample sitting in a lab that would prove him to be a liar and a perjurer.

Then told the world he was innocent and would explain himself (which he never did)

Then tried to direct some of the blame to an innocent team mate

Rogers and Owens are world class jerks but they have been for many years

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"Sports Jerk of the Year" where the readers nominate those who have done the most to hurt sports and the enjoyment thereof.

The most to hurt my enjoyment?

T.O.

Why T.O.? It's never ending with him. It's been going on since summer.

Why is it still going on? ESPN, ESPN Radio, FOX Sports Radio. The amount of coverage they give him is completely and totally out of line with how "important" his childish outbursts are.

Any coverage of his antics in the newspaper is always a small blurb buried on page 11, until he finally got suspended, which was front page news on a slow news day.

He's single-handedly turing the NFL into the NBA as far as image goes and I wish he'd just now fade away as a bad Albert Belle-like memory.

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Why T.O.? It's never ending with him. It's been going on since summer.

Since summer? You mean 2005? That's it, that's all you can take? HA!

Come live at TO Ground Zero, in the heart of Eagles Nation (and yeah, it's a nation unto itself - unique language, dress, customs, culture, we got it all). It's been 24/7/365 almost from the day he got here. Good, bad and everything in between. NHL back! T.O. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Phils fire Ed Wade! T.O. BLAH BLAH BLAH. C-Webb and Iverson are healthy! DREW ROSENHAUS BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Still, he's not Jerk of the Year.

That distinction MUST go to Rafael Palmeiro. In the span of 7 months, he went from sure-fire Hall of Famer and paragon of integrity, lashing out at the Senate committee with fire blazing in his eyes to... positive drug test, refusing to own up to said failed drug test, then throwing the most popular Oriole under the bus in an attempt to deflect blame, to wearing earplugs during games, to the O's basically cutting him loose to fade into oblivion. And no more free Viagra! :cry:

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He's the ultimate "me" guy who doesn't care about the team or anybody else except for him. Now he's being dumped because he's as butthole.

yeah, no kidding. the guy's ego is out of control. he thinks the world revolves around him and everyone should worship the ground he walks on.

but enough about CC97, let's talk about T.O.

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