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Wa takshino key yoku gatashka naraba we are one week away from our milestone tenth battle. As I am indeed making preparations for that battle we still have this battle to attend to. I am announcing that for the tenth battle the theme will be pre-determined and the voting will be handled in a different manner...

but thats next week. this week we will stay the course. So lets build momentum going into the tenth battle with a memorable ninth battle! Show me your skill! Show me your creativity! Show me your desire to win!!

(Im doing my best to find new Kaga material, bare with me!  :D )

*bites into yellow bell pepper*

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Roger Clemente walks into the stadium and looks around. It's quiet. He realizes he's arrived quite early. He walks into the middle of the stadium and takes out a power drill. He then takes out an easel and begins drilling it into the floor. Once he is done, he places his masterpiece onto the easel.

Copy and paste: http://www.geocities.com/rogerclemente_isx...tors-Hockey.gif

Roger Clemente: Perfect.

He nails the masterpiece to the easel. He tries to budge it. It doesn't move. He is satisfied.

Roger Clemente: There. Now when the people file in in the morning, they'll see a masterful work of art. All the other contenders will be persuaded to leave. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Clemente leaps into the air and absorbs all the energy. Then he turns into a thin blue vertical line and teleports out through the ceiling.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

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RC's logo edit is great.

Now, when I read this weeks contest, I immediately thought, "Put tear marks all over the jersey". So I did. I may add shoulder logos, but I just want to claim this design so nobody else does something like it first.

RC cornered the "similar to jersey" market(sort of), so I decided to corner the "WHAAAAA??!!" market

Raptors

I like the style of voting we've been using now for this competition.  MVP style is fine for some things, but I like Winner takes all style for I.C.

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Clemente leaps into the air and absorbs all the energy. Then he turns into a thin blue vertical line and teleports out through the ceiling.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

ever play mega man 8 for Playstation? it has animated shorts and mega man has a gay voice in them. it pissed me off!

:angry:

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Feeling a bit dazed and confused, Frylock finds himself in the center of Crossover Stadium. "This certainly isn't Atlanta and this certainly isn't Alton Brown's kitchen," he thinks to himself. Suddenly, Frylock spots Chairman SHB standing on stage, and only then does Frylock realize where he is and what his mission is...

Being a newcomer to the Iron Crossover Battles, I don't know if I'm doing this right. If I've screwed up, let me know. After I post this, I can't wait to see what RC and Sabres7200 have done! But first...

The challenger known as Frylock is presenting three dishes, the traditional home and road main course, and an alternate for dessert. To examine the meals, click here.

Template courtesy Roger Clemente and STL Fanatic.  Resources courtesy Roger Clemente.  Logos courtesy TheSLE.com.  Logos modified by Frylock.

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Clemente leaps into the air and absorbs all the energy. Then he turns into a thin blue vertical line and teleports out through the ceiling.

Assistant: master it appears one of the contestants this week has discovered some superpowers!

Saintsfan: Hmmm, this is an unexpected turn of events! Something will have to be done about this!

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The crowd gasp as an unexpected entrant enters the arena!

Saintsfan: It has come to my attention that certain people think that superpowers alone are enough to win the iron crossover! Well that is simpley not true!

Assistant: Show them master show them!

Saintsfan: I'm getting to it! Haven't you heard of building up the tension!! Well now you have ruined it! Anyway viewers here is my entry

http://uk.geocities.com/mark_gray74/raptorscross.gif

Shocked gasps from the crowd go up! Saintsfan walks calmly out, then in the tunnel starts kicking the hell out of his assistant.

Meanwhile in the broadcsast booth

Commentator: Well there is something we thought we would never see! Saintsfan has entered the contest!

Analyser: He has been following the contest for such a long time maybe he was bound to one day, but I just didn't expect it!!!

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Clemente leaps into the air and absorbs all the energy. Then he turns into a thin blue vertical line and teleports out through the ceiling.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

ever play mega man 8 for Playstation? it has animated shorts and mega man has a gay voice in them. it pissed me off!

:angry:

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Yeah, I own it.  Dr. Light's voice is hilarious.

I had not anticipated such other strong entries.  Time to change strategy.

Equips Astro Crush.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

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Clemente leaps into the air and absorbs all the energy. Then he turns into a thin blue vertical line and teleports out through the ceiling.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

ever play mega man 8 for Playstation? it has animated shorts and mega man has a gay voice in them. it pissed me off!

:angry:

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i don't have to imagine, i own it.  got a cus from down south and he thought mega man was a girl cus of the voice :angry:

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Being a newcomer to the Iron Crossover Battles, I don't know if I'm doing this right. If I've screwed up, let me know.

no you didnt screw up except for one thing...

we need full uniforms, not just jerseys. so get some pants, socks, and helmets to go with your very strong jersey entries and it will be a go!  :D

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fukui: after less then a day of competition this Toronto Raptors hockey battle is shaping up to be one of our most eventful yet wouldnt you say doc?

doc hattori: yes most definitly. roger clemente's clever logo edit has really got my attention and he looks like a strong contender to win his first iron crossover battle

fukui: and sabres7200, a two time Iron Crossover winner, looks like he intends to make it a trifecta....a rather bizzare yet very clean design

doc hattori: we also have a first time entrant in Frylock. Ive been scouting him in previous concept threads and if you ask me this particular battle should suit him very well

fukui: wait a minute we have another entry its...WHOA! WHOA! WAIT A SECOND THAT IS.....

DrWily-R.GIF

YES IT IS! SAINTSFAN HAS JUMPED INTO THE FRAY!

ohta: fukui-san!

fukui: go ahead otha!

ohta: yes self proclaimed Iron Crossover lunatic Saintsfan69 has finally decided to enter crossover stadium as a competitor. he has sighted his reasoning for doing so to be the alleged "superpowers" being displayed by roger clemente

doc hattori: well if you ask me, saintsfan does remind me a lot of Dr. Wily  :D

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If one searches hard enough, they might find a man in silver overalls surveying the scene. Already a self-proclaimed master of the Rafale base, Suigi of Wario Comix sits in deep thought. Might he throw his blue hat into the contest?
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mmmmm....shoulder logos.

same link as before, but here you go.Raptors

No red in uni but red in logos.  Not sure how I feel about that.  I certainly am not going to make the Raptor purple, because you may recall Barney, the lovable purple dinosaur.

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Discrim enters the stadium.  He unveils a special controller, which causes the scoreboard to display 'Vote for Discrim'  

little boy: Daddy, there that man again  

daddy: yep...the Archie Manning of concepts

little boy: i thought they called him Morimoto

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Non-descript radio announcer: Hi I'm here with Saintsfan. Hi saintsfan, are you at all worried about the fact that all the big players in Iron Crossover seem to be up for the battle this week?

Saintsfan: Well Greg, I consider it a bit of a compliment that as soon as I enter the battle, even some of the legendary names of crossover battles have to abandon fairplay and common sense in order to feel that they can compete!

Announcer: Can you explain why you have joined the contest this week?

Saintsfan: Well, I felt it was time to shake things up a bit! These guys have had it too easy! I mean Discrim is so worried that he is trying to convince people to vote for him before he has even posted an entry!

Announcer: Well the best of luck to you saintsfan!

Saintsfan: It won't take any luck!

saintsfan taps confidently on his jacket pocket, where his mind control device is hidden!

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