Mac the Knife Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I hate Ohio State If it's any consolation Tank, Ohio State hates you too. There a "Tank Haters" section in the horseshoe where all the members of the "We Hate Tank" club sit for every home football game. The club has weekly meetings. There is food, punch and a "Hatin' on Tank" poetry slam. Then they bring out a mannequin dressed in Dolphins gear and beat the stuffing out of while chanting "Tank, Tank, you really stank. They end the meetings with a song. It's called "Tank." It's sung to the tune of Help! by The Beatles. The words go like this...Tank! Your're such a Jerk. Tank! You make us beserk.Tank! Why are you so nasty and mean.When Tank was younger he thought college was on the wayHe applied to OSU but we laughed and sent him away.Tank thought C's and D's might get his path to Columbus pavedBut in the end he ended up at Community College which is just like the 13th gradeTank don't let our rejection make you cry.Only the best and brightest can be a BuckeyesTank the world needs fry cooks and cashiers tooTaaaaank!And now Tank's life has changed in so many waysHe's just a bitter man living out his daysHe sits at home and finds new ways to be meanWhile Buckeye nation rolls along like a big mighty machineTank You're almost as bad as Maize and BlueThank goodness you got rejected by OSUBuckeye Nation has no place for you...Tank you're mean we don't like you ooo ooo.Sorry buddy. Couldn't resist. I kid because I care...well that and because I'm an arrogant, eltitist, alum of THE :censored:ing Ohio State University! Y'know, as a general rule I don't like newbies, but in your case 'Red I can honestly make an exception. Not because you hit Tank, but simply because its funny. And being from OSU helps. Good comeback! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrared41 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 OSU 34ND 202005 Ohio State Buckeyes Fiesta Bowl Champions...Again! That's fine, we'll see you next year in Glendale when Notre Dame wins the National Title. Fine. We'll just beat your asses again. If memory serves that's three straight times we have sent the Irish home as losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrared41 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I have a feeling any name can be inserted in that song...how convienent. Nope. I made it up on the spot. Swear to God. Tank always brings out the worst in me. But yeah you probably could use any name you want...although I don't think Saint Zephyr III works real well for it. Y'know, as a general rule I don't like newbies, but in your case 'Red I can honestly make an exception. Not because you hit Tank, but simply because its funny. And being from OSU helps. Good comeback! Thanks for the props but I have to ask, why is it that you don't like "newbies." It seems to me that everyone on this board was a "newbie" at one time. Again no disrespect intended but disliking newbies just never made sense to me. I figure the more the merrier. Then again after reading Saint Zephyr III's 79th post I can see where you're coming from.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeaks4 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 A guy proposed to a girl at a Wizards game last year and she said no. And it was all over the news, then they said it was all a setup. I remember hearing about that. Turns out the Wizards front office set it all up to get some exposure because they obviously were not doing enough on the court to validate any prime time talk.Oh, and as much as I hate OSU, you guys really do own Tempe in January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I hate Ohio State If it's any consolation Tank, Ohio State hates you too. There is a "Tank Haters" section in the horseshoe where all the members of the "We Hate Tank" club sit for every home football game. The club has weekly meetings. There is food, punch and a "Hatin' on Tank" poetry slam. Then they bring out a mannequin dressed in Dolphins gear and beat the stuffing out of it while chanting "Tank, Tank, you really stank. They end the meetings with a song. It's called "Tank." It's sung to the tune of Help! by The Beatles. The words go like this...Tank! Your're such a Jerk. Tank! You make us beserk.Tank! Why are you so nasty and mean.When Tank was younger he thought college was on the wayHe applied to OSU but we laughed and sent him away.Tank thought C's and D's might get his path to Columbus pavedBut in the end he ended up at Community College which is just like the 13th gradeTank don't let our rejection make you cry.Only the best and brightest can be a BuckeyesTank the world needs fry cooks and cashiers tooTaaaaank!And now Tank's life has changed in so many waysHe's just a bitter man living out his daysHe sits at home and finds new ways to be meanWhile Buckeye nation rolls along like a big mighty machineTank You're almost as bad as Maize and BlueThank goodness you got rejected by OSUBuckeye Nation has no place for you...Tank you're mean we don't like you ooo ooo.Sorry buddy. Couldn't resist. I kid because I care...well that and because I'm an arrogant, eltitist, alum of THE :censored:ing Ohio State University! ouch On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youcan'tseeme Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I love how when the guy ran out, he tried to kiss her and she tried to hug him and they got caught in the awkward hug-kiss love hold. that could be a wrestlers finisher! the hug kiss hold of Death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Considering that the guy was accually standing behind the hole where she was supposed to throw football through and not in iraq, it would have been priceless if it had gone through the hole and nailed him in the face. Now that would have been priceless. On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cujo Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 So this chick simply won this "contest" because her boyfriend was in Iraq and he was going to propose?? Weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Considering that the guy was accually standing behind the hole where she was supposed to throw football through and not in iraq, it would have been priceless if it had gone through the hole and nailed him in the face. Now that would have been priceless. I remember an episode of the Jamie Kennedy Show on WB a couple years ago and he was at a UNLV basketball game. At halftime, they showed him proposing to random women, going up and down rows of seats. He went away empty handed. Get Ron Santo in the Hall of Fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bterreson Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 well if im gonna go to this wedding, im expecting there to be free tostitos. Tumblr. Twitter. Flickr. Facebook. Last.Fm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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