rockchalk Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 DON MOSSI!!!!!!! Sorry, maybe that's a little too harsh...Nah. Here's another shot to make your eyes hurt. Taking this quote from The Bill James Historical Abstract, by way of Athletics Nation, from Deadspin (sounds like a couple draft day trades) Don Mossi had two careers, one as a reliever an one as a starter, and he was pretty darned good at both. No one who saw him play remembers that, because Mossi?s ears looked as if they had been borrowed from a much larger species, and reattached without proper supervision. His nose was crooked, his eyes were in the wrong place? he looked like Gary Gaetti escaping from Devil?s Island. One of the problems with choosing the ugliest and handsomest players is that a player who looks short of grotesque in one pose or one photograph will look fine in another. Susie, [James? wife], showed me a picture of Hoyt Wilhelm in which he looked positively handsome. I assured her it was just a bad shot. You never had this problem with Don Mossi. Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly, and ugly for power. He was ugly to all fields. He could ugly behind the runner as well as anybody, and you talk about pressure? man, you never saw a player who was uglier the in clutch. I've decided to give up hope for all sports teams I follow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shizznick Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Bagwell's stance.I'm voting Don Mossi. realclearpolitics.com "Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire." - Robert A. Heinlein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 That is one AWESOME picture of Mike Ricci!--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Seriously...how many of you see a picture of Mike Ricci and how many of you see a picture of a giant mosquito attacking a bee?Don Mossi looks like Chris Creamer after being raped by Dumbo from the front.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAsterisk Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Aaron Small Everybody looks ugly when they're releasing a pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yac12 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Willie McGee has to be on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZzyzx41 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 RONALDIHNO -DanielCheck Out My Podcast! Latest Episode 273: The Color BlinkyLatest Photo Upload: January 7, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon_Matrix Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 That is one AWESOME picture of Mike Ricci!--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Seriously...how many of you see a picture of Mike Ricci and how many of you see a picture of a giant mosquito attacking a bee?Don Mossi looks like Chris Creamer after being raped by Dumbo from the front.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. That better not be a crack about the fact he failed at growing a Jewfro... Because Korbyn Is Colour Blind, My Signature Is Now Idiot Proof - Thanks Again Braden!!Go Leafs Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJR Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I vote for Tomas Holmstrom, who was once referred to as "a first teamer on the NHL's All-Ugly Team".Photo: http://www.detroithockey.net/multimedia/696.php FantasyHockeySim.com || DetroitHockey.Net || DetroitHockey.Net FHL || cjr.dev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I vote for Tomas Holmstrom, who was once referred to as "a first teamer on the NHL's All-Ugly Team".Photo: http://www.detroithockey.net/multimedia/696.php Yeah, but post-goatee, Holmstrom doesn't look as bad.As I mentioned, Samuelsson's one ugly dude, and Draper looks like an ape to me.After reading that article....is it seriously true that Holmstrom means "barreling nutsack" in Swedish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juddley Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 and you can even put a picture of his lovechild here to seal the deal for ugliest man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeaks4 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 That is one AWESOME picture of Mike Ricci!--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Seriously...how many of you see a picture of Mike Ricci and how many of you see a picture of a giant mosquito attacking a bee?Don Mossi looks like Chris Creamer after being raped by Dumbo from the front.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. That better not be a crack about the fact he failed at growing a Jewfro... Wow, I really dont know what happened on that one. I checked the website I got it from again and apparently they enjoy messing around with people. I originally did have a good picture of Ricci and I was not understanding what you were trying to imply with your post. Thought I didn't get the joke at first. Oh wel, I will be a little more careful next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 David WeathersAnd as for ugliest commentator.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discrim Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I can't nominate myself, so I declare Jonathan Quinn...not only the worst QB in Bears history, but the ugliest too. A strong mind gets high off success, a weak mind gets high off bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amare32 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Jay Gibbons -- not a handsome man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harperdc Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 RONALDIHNO seconded. I bet any Real Madrid fans cringe when people bring up the famous "[Ronaldinho's] not pretty enough to play for Madrid" line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
See Red Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Shelden Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatCityEnforcer Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I'm shocked we got this far and nobody brought up this guy....Lyle "Cornelius" OdeleinAlso in the running...Jeff Odgers...guy looks like someone set his face on fire and then used an icepick to put it out... FANTASY TEAMSHousatonic U. Dragons (NCFA Basketball): 16-6 (8-4 Conf.)--National Runner-UpJersey State U. (NCFA Football): Inaugural Year - 2006Motor City Silverhawks (WArFL): 9-4 (3rd--National Conf.)Lehigh Valley Ironmen (WAmFL): Inaugural Season--2006New England Marauders RFC (RLI): 6-0-7 (6th place)Detroit Spirit (AA): 3-6 (T-4th--Patriot League)Brooklyn Atlantics (IBF): 10-5 (1st--Appalachian Conf.)Boston Mariners RFU (WRU): Coming Soon!New York Americans (SHL): Inaugural Season - 2006-07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmered Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 How about a little Cameron Ling action for you? Damien Peverill. aka The Pev-Dog. Just an ugly ugly man.This kid's nickname is Wendell, after the kid in the Simpsons who's always sick.He looks sick all the time. Joel Reynolds.I have nightmares just knowing this bloke exists. Josh Wooden.He just looks creepy. His head looks like one of those masks you put on to scare your friends. Oh, and I've got a site.Footy Jumpers Dot Com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBGKon Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 You know he has that disease where he cant grow body hair... No actually I didnt, thanks for the information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amare32 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 You know he has that disease where he cant grow body hair... No actually I didnt, thanks for the information Probably the same affliction had by soccer ref Pierluigi Collina.DYK, there's an entire website dedicated to Ugly Footballers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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