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Who is the Ugliest Man in Sports

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DON MOSSI!!!!!!! Sorry, maybe that's a little too harsh...mossi.jpg

Nah. Here's another shot to make your eyes hurt.

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Taking this quote from The Bill James Historical Abstract, by way of Athletics Nation, from Deadspin (sounds like a couple draft day trades)

Don Mossi had two careers, one as a reliever an one as a starter, and he was pretty darned good at both. No one who saw him play remembers that, because Mossi?s ears looked as if they had been borrowed from a much larger species, and reattached without proper supervision. His nose was crooked, his eyes were in the wrong place? he looked like Gary Gaetti escaping from Devil?s Island.

One of the problems with choosing the ugliest and handsomest players is that a player who looks short of grotesque in one pose or one photograph will look fine in another. Susie, [James? wife], showed me a picture of Hoyt Wilhelm in which he looked positively handsome. I assured her it was just a bad shot. You never had this problem with Don Mossi. Don Mossi was the complete five-tool ugly player. He could run ugly, hit ugly, throw ugly, field ugly, and ugly for power. He was ugly to all fields. He could ugly behind the runner as well as anybody, and you talk about pressure? man, you never saw a player who was uglier the in clutch.

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That is one AWESOME picture of Mike Ricci!

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

Seriously...how many of you see a picture of Mike Ricci and how many of you see a picture of a giant mosquito attacking a bee?

Don Mossi looks like Chris Creamer after being raped by Dumbo from the front.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

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Willie McGee has to be on the list.

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That is one AWESOME picture of Mike Ricci!

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

Seriously...how many of you see a picture of Mike Ricci and how many of you see a picture of a giant mosquito attacking a bee?

Don Mossi looks like Chris Creamer after being raped by Dumbo from the front.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

That better not be a crack about the fact he failed at growing a Jewfro...

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I vote for Tomas Holmstrom, who was once referred to as "a first teamer on the NHL's All-Ugly Team".

Photo: http://www.detroithockey.net/multimedia/696.php

Yeah, but post-goatee, Holmstrom doesn't look as bad.

As I mentioned, Samuelsson's one ugly dude, and Draper looks like an ape to me.

After reading that article....is it seriously true that Holmstrom means "barreling nutsack" in Swedish?

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and you can even put a picture of his lovechild here to seal the deal for ugliest man.

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That is one AWESOME picture of Mike Ricci!

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

Seriously...how many of you see a picture of Mike Ricci and how many of you see a picture of a giant mosquito attacking a bee?

Don Mossi looks like Chris Creamer after being raped by Dumbo from the front.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

That better not be a crack about the fact he failed at growing a Jewfro...

Wow, I really dont know what happened on that one. I checked the website I got it from again and apparently they enjoy messing around with people. I originally did have a good picture of Ricci and I was not understanding what you were trying to imply with your post. Thought I didn't get the joke at first. Oh wel, I will be a little more careful next time.

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I can't nominate myself, so I declare Jonathan Quinn...not only the worst QB in Bears history, but the ugliest too.

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RONALDIHNO

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seconded. I bet any Real Madrid fans cringe when people bring up the famous "[Ronaldinho's] not pretty enough to play for Madrid" line :lol:

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I'm shocked we got this far and nobody brought up this guy....

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Lyle "Cornelius" Odelein

Also in the running...

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Jeff Odgers...guy looks like someone set his face on fire and then used an icepick to put it out...

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How about a little Cameron Ling action for you?

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Damien Peverill. aka The Pev-Dog.

Just an ugly ugly man.

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This kid's nickname is Wendell, after the kid in the Simpsons who's always sick.

He looks sick all the time. Joel Reynolds.

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I have nightmares just knowing this bloke exists. Josh Wooden.

He just looks creepy. His head looks like one of those masks you put on to scare your friends.

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You know he has that disease where he cant grow body hair...

No actually I didnt, thanks for the information

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You know he has that disease where he cant grow body hair...

No actually I didnt, thanks for the information

Probably the same affliction had by soccer ref Pierluigi Collina.

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DYK, there's an entire website dedicated to Ugly Footballers?

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