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i realize "Your SF Giants" sounds kinda boring..but the campaign is really well done. Plus I stole in for my signature.

But for TV commercials...NO ONE does it better than the A's. Consistently hilarious. And they just now updated their site with the new "A's in 06" slogan.

http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/NASApp/ml...commercials.jsp

Those are really funny. I'm just wondering... they'd have to buy a lot of TV time to make that many ads worthwhile. Must have a big promotions budget.

The Twins have some funny ones too.

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This is from a Rick Reiley from SI a few months ago..

AMERICAN LEAGUE

AMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS -- Coming Soon! Major League Baseball!

DETROIT TIGERS -- We Guarantee We'll Get More Wins Than the Lions!

BALTIMORE ORIOLES -- Steroid-free Since February!

KANSAS CITY ROYALS -- Usually Not Mathematically Eliminated from the Playoffs until May!

CLEVELAND INDIANS -- This Is Our Year (and If Not This Year Certainly Three Years from Now! Or the Year after That!)!

NEW YORK YANKEES -- Home of the Most Generous, Wonderful, Caring, Dynamic -- Did We Mention Handsome? -- Team Owner in America.

TORONTO BLUE JAYS -- Not Just Voyeuristic Sex Anymore!

MINNESOTA TWINS -- We Have Absolutely No Chance, but We'll Almost Certainly Kick the Royals' Ass!

LOS ANGELES ANGELS of Anaheim, Bakersfield, Barstow, Fullerton, San Diego, Tijuana -- Proud to Be Your Hometown Team!

SEATTLE MARINERS -- O.K., So We'll Continue to Suck, But at Least You Won't Get Wet!

TEXAS RANGERS -- If You Can Throw the Ball over the Plate, We'll Sign You Up!

NATIONAL LEAGUE

ATLANTA BRAVES -- Your One-stop Bridesmaid Center!

FLORIDA MARLINS -- Root for the Uniforms That Won Two World Series!

NEW YORK METS -- Come Sit in Anna Benson's Butt Heat!

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES -- Now Embarking on Our 75th Five-Year Rebuilding Plan!

MILWAUKEE BREWERS -- Steadfastly Refusing to Participate in That Whole Buying-Spoiled-Superstars-Just-to-Win Thing!

CHICAGO CUBS -- Ironically Hip Since 1908!

CINCINNATI REDS -- Bet on Us!

PITTSBURGH PIRATES -- Ben Roethlisberger Once Watched a Few Innings Here!

ST. LOUIS CARDINALS -- The Best Team in Baseball, at Least Until Early in September!

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS -- Once Again Featuring Exciting Between-inning Highlights of Our 2001 World Championship Season!

COLORADO ROCKIES -- True, We Will Lose Like the French Army, But at This Altitude the Beer Goes to Your Brain Really Fast!

WASHINGTON NATIONALS -- A Dick Cheney Shotgun-Free Zone!

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That Padres one is incredibly clever.

Somehow I think that it will be missed by alot of people.. <_<

And I definatley remember the Cardinals having big banners at Busch that said "Red Means Go"

--EDIT--

I just went and looked, I have a scorecard/brochure that says "Red Means Go" from the Cardinals.

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I liked one of last years pirates commercials

"Cooking with oliver Perez"

"First: Mix up the batter"

"Then: Throw in some junk."

"Then: Bring the heat. Lots of heat."

"Oh no, I burned them again."

Or when an old lady was beating the dust out of a throw rug a huge hit comes from the other side seding all the dust in the lady's face. She looks around the corner and sees Jack Wilson standing there ready to hit it again when he says, "You gotta get under it."

The Pirates "We Will" was invented by the new Manager Jim Tracy. It means "We will bring baseball back to Pittsburgh."

So far. Im not so sure about that.

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Phillies:

"36 games under .500? We still have a shot!"

Then again, nothing ever will top the one the Phils had in 1989 (I think)...

"Enjoy The Game!"

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FANTASY TEAMS

Housatonic U. Dragons (NCFA Basketball): 16-6 (8-4 Conf.)--National Runner-Up

Jersey State U. (NCFA Football): Inaugural Year - 2006

Motor City Silverhawks (WArFL): 9-4 (3rd--National Conf.)

Lehigh Valley Ironmen (WAmFL): Inaugural Season--2006

New England Marauders RFC (RLI): 6-0-7 (6th place)

Detroit Spirit (AA): 3-6 (T-4th--Patriot League)

Brooklyn Atlantics (IBF): 10-5 (1st--Appalachian Conf.)

Boston Mariners RFU (WRU): Coming Soon!

New York Americans (SHL): Inaugural Season - 2006-07

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The Cardinals are also using "Play a Hard Nine" this year. Its something the team said pretty much all year long last year and it LaRussa mentioned something about it after the Pujols home run in game 5 of the NLCS. I like it so much more than "This is Baseball Heaven."

BTW...I did this a about a month ago and I found a few more:

Twins: Twins Territory

Tigers: Who's your Tiger? (In the Background)

Royals: Your Team. Your Town. (Cause who outside of Kansas City roots for them?)

Rockies: Gen-R-ation (Wow.)

Reds: The Power of Tradition

Rangers: Everyday is Game Day.

Pirates: We Will. (We will what???)

Phillies: Nothing but they do have an excellent illustration of a foul ball.

Padres: On A Mission. (ha..ha...get it? Padre...Mission!)

Giants: Your SF Giants.

Dodgers: Think Blue.

Devil Rays: We come to Play.

Blue Jays: Nothing, just a bunch of guys trying on jerseys. And you used to complain about the Yankees and Red Sox buying championships....

Athletics: A Different Brand of Baseball.

Astros: It's On.

Angels: The A Team. (I pity dem fools...that was lame...sorry)

Cardinals: Welcome to Baseball Heaven. (Yeah...July in St. Louis by the Mississippi River, that's my idea of heaven.)

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The Chicago Cubs: Home of Kerry Wood, Chicago's own 20 simulated game winner.

The New York Yankees: Buying a ring one free agent at a time.

The Chicago White Sox: That Other Team in Chicago.

The St. Louis Cardinals: Nobody wants to stick their lumber in our Busch.

The Colorado Rockies: Making other teams look good for over a decade.

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