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Timberwolves Eddie Griffin drunk driving accident


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http://wcco.com/video/?id=18021@wcco.dayport.com

This is quite the embarassing little episode.

Drunk driving. check.

Watching a porn DVD while driving drunk. check.

Spanking the Monkey while watching a porn DVD while driving drunk. check.

Crashing into a parked car while Spanking the Monkey while watching a porn DVD while driving drunk. check.

Offering to buy a new Hummer for the person who's parked car he crashed into while Spanking the Monkey while watching a porn DVD while driving drunk. check.

Worse, the cops covered up his drunk driving and gave him a ride home, and now they are getting in trouble.

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That's classic, man.

Three questions are bound to pop up from this: One, why was he watching porn when he can get any chick he wants thanks to his status as a basketball player. Two, why in the world would he drive drunk? You know that's dangerous, you dummy!

And number three... Who's the chick in the porn? :P

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Jim Rome was all over that during my lunch break, I laughed so hard in my car that I was kinda scared to get back on the freeway. Fortunately, a well-timed commercial break gave me a chance to get my bearings back.

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I am speachless this is so bizzare on so many levels.

If he wanted to spank the monkey get drunk and watch porn why not hire a limo raise the galss and get home safe.

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:shocked: Oh, c'mon, like this has never happened to any of YOU?!? You mean to say I'M the only OTHER brother caught in such an erotic predicament?!?!? :therock: We can all use a little honesty here I'd say . . . :P
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:shocked: Oh, c'mon, like this has never happened to any of YOU?!? You mean to say I'M the only OTHER brother caught in such an erotic predicament?!?!? :therock: We can all use a little honesty here I'd say . . . :P

I can't park my car at a mall here in Vancouver because i was doing the back seat business with my then gf and a security guard caught us, told us my car is flagged and i can't ever park there again.

That was embarassing, but not as bad as ganking it and getting into an accident.

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