spyboy1 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 http://wcco.com/video/?id=18021@wcco.dayport.comThis is quite the embarassing little episode.Drunk driving. check.Watching a porn DVD while driving drunk. check.Spanking the Monkey while watching a porn DVD while driving drunk. check.Crashing into a parked car while Spanking the Monkey while watching a porn DVD while driving drunk. check.Offering to buy a new Hummer for the person who's parked car he crashed into while Spanking the Monkey while watching a porn DVD while driving drunk. check.Worse, the cops covered up his drunk driving and gave him a ride home, and now they are getting in trouble. Click here to read Third String Goalie - The Hockey Jersey of the Day Blog Click here to see my hockey and baseball jersey collection online ?You don?t like to see 20 kids punching 20 other kids. But it?s not a disgrace, It?s hockey.? - Michael Farber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fonz Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 hahaha, that's too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadragon76 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 That's classic, man. Three questions are bound to pop up from this: One, why was he watching porn when he can get any chick he wants thanks to his status as a basketball player. Two, why in the world would he drive drunk? You know that's dangerous, you dummy!And number three... Who's the chick in the porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 And number three... Who's the chick in the porn? Mockba I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-kj Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 And number three... Who's the chick in the porn? Mockba Buy some t-shirts and stuff at KJ Shop! KJ Branded | Behance portfolio POTD 2013-08-22 On 7/14/2012 at 2:20 AM, tajmccall said: When it comes to style, ya'll really should listen to Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moser316 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Jim Rome was all over that during my lunch break, I laughed so hard in my car that I was kinda scared to get back on the freeway. Fortunately, a well-timed commercial break gave me a chance to get my bearings back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I am speachless this is so bizzare on so many levels.If he wanted to spank the monkey get drunk and watch porn why not hire a limo raise the galss and get home safe. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 That's the most bizarre crime I've heard of in a LONG time, athlete or no athlete. That's why drug free is the way to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zig Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 "Kids if you stay in school, drink you milk, and don't do drugs you'll get a job" - Mr. TAnyway hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brinkeguthrie Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 prob'ly won't make the team highlight reel. but i can only imagine what the reaction was in the sportscenter newsroom.I wish Charlie Steiner was still on ESPN to read that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 That woulkd have been priceless www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 He was great in "Undercover Brother".Guess he should have stayed undercover. Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfab Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Oh, c'mon, like this has never happened to any of YOU?!? You mean to say I'M the only OTHER brother caught in such an erotic predicament?!?!? We can all use a little honesty here I'd say . . . "The Amazing Fabwell... Knows All... SEES All... Tells NOTHING!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VC// Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 It was only a matter of time before someone did this, it just so happens its a freakin NBA player.He sure jerked himself into a bad situation. LETS GO PENGUINS! 5x Stanley Cup Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VC// Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Oh, c'mon, like this has never happened to any of YOU?!? You mean to say I'M the only OTHER brother caught in such an erotic predicament?!?!? We can all use a little honesty here I'd say . . . I can't park my car at a mall here in Vancouver because i was doing the back seat business with my then gf and a security guard caught us, told us my car is flagged and i can't ever park there again.That was embarassing, but not as bad as ganking it and getting into an accident. LETS GO PENGUINS! 5x Stanley Cup Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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