Fred T. Jane Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 It's a little peninsula off Saudi Arabia that juts into the Persian Gulf. While my Qatar gently weeps. I think Qatar is fairly liberal, as far as the Middle East goes. Bahrain is probably the most liberal.EDIT: Nope, I was way off. Place is pretty bad.UAE is where the Western lifestyle is at...along with 120F heat with 80% humidity in the summer. [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Little known fact: Qatar is pronounced "Gutter" and not like the oft-heard "Kah-tar."So there you go. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 So it's a rich oil-based metropolis that's dreadfully humid and surrounded by conservative loonies. Isn't that just Houston?Little known fact: Qatar is pronounced "Gutter" and not like the oft-heard "Kah-tar."So there you go.I'm not going to let facts get in the way of a good Beatles pun. I figured that'd be funnier than "get your mind out of the Qatar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 So it's a rich oil-based metropolis that's dreadfully humid and surrounded by conservative loonies. Isn't that just Houston?... without Enron.... I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I believe Bahrain is considered the Saudi version of Vegas. Of course I could be mistaken. On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I believe Bahrain is considered the Saudi version of Vegas. Of course I could be mistaken.What happens in Bahrain, stays in Bahrain.... Vegas has Celine, Bahrain has Michael Jackson I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 What happens in Bahrain, stays in Bahrain.... Unlike the Vegas marketing slogan, violating this will result in losing a hand.Vegas has Celine, Bahrain has Michael JacksonJackson is working on his big comeback single, "It's Bahraining Men" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Jackson is working on his big comeback single, "It's Bahraining Men"I'm guessing you're going to be here all week? [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Is nt the UAE where you say Hello I say Dubai www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Is nt the UAE where you say Hello I say DubaiChris Berman posts on this board now? Awesome! 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 It's also where Garfield mails Nermal. (Yeah, I remember being surprised to find it was a real place too when I was younger.) On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Oman, these jokes are horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAirplane31 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Oman, these jokes are horrible.Oh Yemen? You got a problem with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 That was terrible. You can't be Syria's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappital92 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 And Iran,Iran so far away.... http://www.wizardsxtra.com Is it the shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc49erfan15 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Kuwait a minute, this is getting out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I can't believe this thread Israel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 This thread Iraqs www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc49erfan15 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Not only that, but it also kicks some major Djibouti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Why can't every ugly thread about politics in The Lounge just devolve into geography puns? It would really prevent hurt feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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