fonz Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Some are alright, some suck. Interesting anyway. See if you can come up with anyMichael Jordan = * Jade Loin Charm * Arch Demon Jail * Hand Cajole Rim * Alien Jam Chord * He'd Jam Conrail * Hero Clad in Jam * I'd Jam on Rachel * I Jam Hard Clone * Herald Jam Icon Muhammad Ali = * I Maul Mad Ham * A Mad Hail, Mum Babe Ruth = * He Rub Bat * Bath Rube Ted Williams = * I'm a Lewd Slit * A midwest ill * Sawmill Diet * Sad Will Time * I'd Tell Swami * Sam, Edit Will * Metal is Wild Barry Bonds = * Dry Bran SOB * Brandy's Orb? Shaquille O'Neal = * He Quell No Alias * Heal Loin Squeal * Quasi Lane Hello * Nail Hole Squeal * Equal Hall Noise * All on Quasi Heel * Equal as I? Hell no! * So, all hail Queen! * One Lie Quash All Kobe Bryant = * Baby on Trek * Betray Knob * Rob Bank Yet? * Bark, No Byte * Born By Kate * Broken by T,A. Allen Iverson = * Learn Evil, Son * No Vain Seller * Never is All No * One Vile Snarl * I'll Sneer Avon Yao Ming = * I'm Agony * I'm No Gay Dirk Nowitzki = * I work zit kind Tim Duncan = * Damn Tunic * In Mad C*nt Kevin Garnett = * Graven Kitten * Vegan Trinket * Kant Reign Vet * Rage, Vent, Knit. * Taken Ring Vet Wilt Chamberlain = * Labial Winch Term * I Chew Tall Man Rib * Am Tall, Be Rich, Win! * All Raw Bitch Mine Mike Tyson = * Tiny Smoke * Is my token * Sit, Monkey * Yet is Monk * Mint? Yes, OK! * Me Skin Toy Brett Favre = * Fret at Verb * Vet Fret Bar Reggie Bush = * Gee, Big Rush * Beige Shrug * Be Regis... Ugh! * I Rush, Be Egg Tiki Barber = * It Break Rib Eli Manning = * Lineman Gin * Malign Nine Peyton Manning = * A non-gym Ten Pin * Pony Magnet Inn * Pennant Go in My... Pete Rose = * Pet or See * Pee Store Tony LaRussa = * Sour Analyst * Salary Snout * Royal Ass Nut * Also Try Anus * Slay Anus Rot Manny Ramirez = * Merry Nazi Man * Ram Mary in Zen Curt Schilling = * I'll Sign Crutch * Rig Clinch Slut Derek Jeter = * Red Tee Jerk * Red Reek Jet Alex Rodriguez = * A Zero Lux Dirge * Dug Razor Exile * I'd Urge Zero Lax Ryan Howard = * Yard, Won, Rah!!! * Award Horny * Handy Arrow Justin Morneau = * Man Urine Joust * Just Ream Union Albert Pujols = * Label: Just Pro * Just Lob Pearl * Job Alert Plus! * All Orbs Jet Up Lance Armstrong = * Clean Armstrong * Calm, Stern Groan * Smart, Regal Conn * Team Scorn Gnarl Floyd Landis = * Add Folly Sin * FDA Silly Nod * Lad, I'd Fly, Son... * And I'd Fly Slo Bud Selig = * Bug Slide New York Yankees = * Eye On Newark Sky? * Know a NY Reek? YES! * Reyes, a Known Key New York Mets = * Try New Smoke * Know My Steer * Try Wok Semen New York Knicks = * KInky Wreck, Son Home Run = * He Mourn * Men Hour Strikeout = * True. Sit, OK? Phoenix Suns = * Sex Hip on Sun * Phone Sin Sux * Shun Ox Penis Steve Nash = * Shave Nest LeBron James = * Rebel Jam Son * Reel Jam Snob * Beer Slam Jon * Lob, Jam, Sneer Carmelo Anthony = * A Clean Myth or No? * NCAA, Horny Motel * Act Oral on Hymen * Hot Nylon Camera * Hot, Carnal Money * NCAA Mother only Isiah Thomas = * Ha! I am so ! * Hi! It is so a Sham! Ohio State = * Taoist Hoe * Has Tie, too * Oo... Eat * O, A Hoe's Tit Florida = * Afro Lid * Old Fair Michigan = * I'm aching Notre Dame = * A Nod Meter * To Meander * Dreamt One * Me Not Read * Or Date Men * Nad Meteor * Ream to End * Drone Team * Rent a Dome ArmchairGm.com = * Chic, Rag Arm Mom * Comma March Rig Manny Stiles = * Name Isn't Sly, * My Snail Nest From http://www.armchairgm.com/mwiki/index.php?...amp;rcid=156629 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OB33 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Indianapolis Colts=Spinal DislocationGilbert Arenas=A Stable RingerOakland Raiders=Naked RailroadsAnd it should be noted you can't spell The Heisman Trophy without Troy Smith. #CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Toronto Blue Jays = A Nobel, Joyus Trot --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Damn Fonzie, that one post contained more words than all of your other posts combined. On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mings Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I'm a Lewd SlitSure that wasn't an anagram for my ex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnWis97 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Back when Jaromir Jagr and Mario Lemieux played for the Pens, someone on sportscenter pointed out:Jaromir = Mario Jr Disclaimer: If this comment is about an NBA uniform from 2017-2018 or later, do not constitute a lack of acknowledgement of the corporate logo to mean anything other than "the corporate logo is terrible and makes the uniform significantly worse." BADGERS TWINS VIKINGS TIMBERWOLVES WILD POTD (Shared) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeJ Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 apparently, the only anagram for my name is clone jose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moser316 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Damn Fonzie, that one post contained more words than all of your other posts combined.ya, I agreeORage air ye, aerie gay, and a airy gee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclopsis Joe Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Jim Mora= Dickhead. I don't speak for democrats, democrats don't speak for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SPANISH INQUISITION Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 fonz = quantity way the :censored: higher than quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I don't know about sports stars, but I know my own full name anagrams to PENIS JAMS ANAL LOCH. If I omit my middle name, I get ANIMAL CLANS.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeglenn Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 fonz = quantity way the :censored: higher than qualityPot, meet kettle ... kettle, pot. I'll leave you two to get acquainted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-(dp)- Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Another one from that websiteEli Manning = nailing men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeytonManningRocks Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Some of these are funny. Here's some of the interesting ones I did:Sean Salisbury - A nebular sissyReggie Bush - He's buggierWashington Redskins - Androgens with skins (perhaps some of the Skins players are on roids?)Roger Clemente - Clone me, regretTerrell Owens - Lone WrestlerChris Creamer - rich as cremePeytonManningRocks - poetry-scanning monk Hmmm...some of these are interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Steve Shumway Rocks = West Ham Sock Survey.Unfortunately, my last name isn't really Shumway. But hey, you wouldn't know that if I didn't tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Chris Creamer - rich as cremeNice missing an 'r' tho --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Roger Clemente - Clone me, regretAdmit it, you'd all love to see another one of me! --Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks6thMan Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Green Bay Packers:A Back Green PreysMilwaukee Bucks:UWM Likes Bucake (I know the last word is spelled incorrectly, but it was too funny not to post)Milwaukee Brewers:A Brewer Week, Mil, USBeware User: We Milk (...the Milwaukee taxpayers for a leaky-domed stadium?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeytonManningRocks Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Oh yeah, almost forgot. Another Eli Manning one...Eli Manning - meaning nil (as in their playoff chances) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telemundo219 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Man. You got a lot of time on your hands. College sports as we know them are just about dead. The lid is off on all the corruption that taints just about every major program and every decision that the schools or the NCAA make is only about money, money, and more money. We'll have three 16+ team super-conferences sooner rather than later, killing much of the regional flair and traditional rivalries that make college sports unique and showing the door to any school that doesn't bring money to the table in the process. Pretty soon the smaller schools are going to have to consider forming their own sanctioning body to keep the true spirit of college sports alive because the NCAA will only get worse in it's excess from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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