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Some are alright, some suck. Interesting anyway. See if you can come up with any

Michael Jordan =

* Jade Loin Charm

* Arch Demon Jail

* Hand Cajole Rim

* Alien Jam Chord

* He'd Jam Conrail

* Hero Clad in Jam

* I'd Jam on Rachel

* I Jam Hard Clone

* Herald Jam Icon

Muhammad Ali =

* I Maul Mad Ham

* A Mad Hail, Mum

Babe Ruth =

* He Rub Bat

* Bath Rube

Ted Williams =

* I'm a Lewd Slit

* A midwest ill

* Sawmill Diet

* Sad Will Time

* I'd Tell Swami

* Sam, Edit Will

* Metal is Wild

Barry Bonds =

* Dry Bran SOB

* Brandy's Orb?

Shaquille O'Neal =

* He Quell No Alias

* Heal Loin Squeal

* Quasi Lane Hello

* Nail Hole Squeal

* Equal Hall Noise

* All on Quasi Heel

* Equal as I? Hell no!

* So, all hail Queen!

* One Lie Quash All

Kobe Bryant =

* Baby on Trek

* Betray Knob

* Rob Bank Yet?

* Bark, No Byte

* Born By Kate

* Broken by T,A.

Allen Iverson =

* Learn Evil, Son

* No Vain Seller

* Never is All No

* One Vile Snarl

* I'll Sneer Avon

Yao Ming =

* I'm Agony

* I'm No Gay

Dirk Nowitzki =

* I work zit kind

Tim Duncan =

* Damn Tunic

* In Mad C*nt

Kevin Garnett =

* Graven Kitten

* Vegan Trinket

* Kant Reign Vet

* Rage, Vent, Knit.

* Taken Ring Vet

Wilt Chamberlain =

* Labial Winch Term

* I Chew Tall Man Rib

* Am Tall, Be Rich, Win!

* All Raw Bitch Mine

Mike Tyson =

* Tiny Smoke

* Is my token

* Sit, Monkey

* Yet is Monk

* Mint? Yes, OK!

* Me Skin Toy

Brett Favre =

* Fret at Verb

* Vet Fret Bar

Reggie Bush =

* Gee, Big Rush

* Beige Shrug

* Be Regis... Ugh!

* I Rush, Be Egg

Tiki Barber =

* It Break Rib

Eli Manning =

* Lineman Gin

* Malign Nine

Peyton Manning =

* A non-gym Ten Pin

* Pony Magnet Inn

* Pennant Go in My...

Pete Rose =

* Pet or See

* Pee Store

Tony LaRussa =

* Sour Analyst

* Salary Snout

* Royal Ass Nut

* Also Try Anus

* Slay Anus Rot

Manny Ramirez =

* Merry Nazi Man

* Ram Mary in Zen

Curt Schilling =

* I'll Sign Crutch

* Rig Clinch Slut

Derek Jeter =

* Red Tee Jerk

* Red Reek Jet

Alex Rodriguez =

* A Zero Lux Dirge

* Dug Razor Exile

* I'd Urge Zero Lax

Ryan Howard =

* Yard, Won, Rah!!!

* Award Horny

* Handy Arrow

Justin Morneau =

* Man Urine Joust

* Just Ream Union

Albert Pujols =

* Label: Just Pro

* Just Lob Pearl

* Job Alert Plus!

* All Orbs Jet Up

Lance Armstrong =

* Clean Armstrong

* Calm, Stern Groan

* Smart, Regal Conn

* Team Scorn Gnarl

Floyd Landis =

* Add Folly Sin

* FDA Silly Nod

* Lad, I'd Fly, Son...

* And I'd Fly Slo

Bud Selig =

* Bug Slide

New York Yankees =

* Eye On Newark Sky?

* Know a NY Reek? YES!

* Reyes, a Known Key

New York Mets =

* Try New Smoke

* Know My Steer

* Try Wok Semen

New York Knicks =

* KInky Wreck, Son

Home Run =

* He Mourn

* Men Hour

Strikeout =

* True. Sit, OK?

Phoenix Suns =

* Sex Hip on Sun

* Phone Sin Sux

* Shun Ox Penis

Steve Nash =

* Shave Nest

LeBron James =

* Rebel Jam Son

* Reel Jam Snob

* Beer Slam Jon

* Lob, Jam, Sneer

Carmelo Anthony =

* A Clean Myth or No?

* NCAA, Horny Motel

* Act Oral on Hymen

* Hot Nylon Camera

* Hot, Carnal Money

* NCAA Mother only

Isiah Thomas =

* Ha! I am so :censored:!

* Hi! It is so a Sham!

Ohio State =

* Taoist Hoe

* Has Tie, too

* Oo... Eat :censored:

* O, A Hoe's Tit

Florida =

* Afro Lid

* Old Fair

Michigan =

* I'm aching

Notre Dame =

* A Nod Meter

* To Meander

* Dreamt One

* Me Not Read

* Or Date Men

* Nad Meteor

* Ream to End

* Drone Team

* Rent a Dome

ArmchairGm.com =

* Chic, Rag Arm Mom

* Comma March Rig

Manny Stiles =

* Name Isn't Sly,

* My Snail Nest

From http://www.armchairgm.com/mwiki/index.php?...amp;rcid=156629

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Some of these are funny. Here's some of the interesting ones I did:

Sean Salisbury - A nebular sissy

Reggie Bush - He's buggier

Washington Redskins - Androgens with skins (perhaps some of the Skins players are on roids?)

Roger Clemente - Clone me, regret

Terrell Owens - Lone Wrestler

Chris Creamer - rich as creme

PeytonManningRocks - poetry-scanning monk

Hmmm...some of these are interesting...

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Green Bay Packers:

A Back Green Preys

Milwaukee Bucks:

UWM Likes Bucake (I know the last word is spelled incorrectly, but it was too funny not to post)

Milwaukee Brewers:

A Brewer Week, Mil, US

Beware User: We Milk (...the Milwaukee taxpayers for a leaky-domed stadium?)

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