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Urbina sentenced to 14 years

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Wow, his career turned around quickly. In the MLB one year and in prison the next.

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While he's in prison the prison guard should treat Urbina the way Urbina treated those workers....

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Thats Venezuela I'm sure they will cue the Midnight Express Musak

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Too bad he's in Venezuela. In America, he would have been given a difficult sentence of 90 days and community service.

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Unibrow? Check.

Tigers hat? Check.

Blue Tshirt? Check.

Creamy Carmel Complexion? Check.

Needlessly gorgeous sideburns? Check.

I think Joel just got ganked!

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Too bad he's in Venezuela. In America, he would have been given a difficult sentence of 90 days and community service.

...and suspended for 8 games...

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Too bad he's in Venezuela. In America, he would have been given a difficult sentence of 90 days and community service.

...and suspended for 8 games...

Fools, that's what he would've gotten had he actually killed those people.

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Unibrow? Check.

Tigers hat? Check.

Blue Tshirt? Check.

Creamy Carmel Complexion? Check.

Needlessly gorgeous sideburns? Check.

I think Joel just got ganked!

And I think JR just got a boner.

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Does this mean Urbina won't be the setup man for Gordon with the Phillies this year?

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No, it means that instead of being passed over for the Cy Young, he?ll be passed around for cigarettes.

I'm referring to Joel.

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