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In the episode with the most amount of memorable lines... Bart Gets an Elephant, Homer *finishes* cleaning the basement....

Marge: You're not done.  I want you to throw away these old calendars

       and TV Guides.

Homer: Are you mad, woman?  You never know when an old calendar might

       come in handy.  Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what

       tomorrow will bring?  And these TV Guides: *fondly* so many


        *opens one* "Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter"...oh, I'll never

       forget that episode.


Carter: Pyle!

Gomer: Shazam!

Carter: Pyle!

Gomer: Shazam!

Carter: Pyle!

Gomer: Shazam!

Homer: Heh heh heh...Shazam.

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The best one was in 1995, when Lisa became a vegetarian.  I don't know it word for word.

Homer - "So Lisa, you're not going to eat any animal at all?"

Lisa - "No"

Homer - "So no more ham?"

Lisa - "No"

Homer - "Bacon?"

Lisa - "No"

Homer - "Not even pork chops?"

Lisa - "Dad, those all come from the same animal."

Homer - "Sure Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal."

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oh god i can go on forever here...... :D

Marge: Homer would you take the babysitter home, she has been out in the car for over 30 minutes.

Homer: Oh there are plenty of things for her to do out there.

(car horn honks twice)

Homer: See she's having the time of her life!

That episode is one of my all time favorites, Homer is accused of Sexual Harrassment. I think it's call "Bad Homer".

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In the april fools episode:

*Homer opens shaken beer can, house explodes with beer shooting through the roof*

Deputy *speaking into police car radio*: "We need pretzels!  I repeat, we need pretzels!"

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

Episode where The Simpson family takes a different identity to get away from sideshow Bob:

Detective:  "When I say 'Hello, Mr. Thompson" and stomp on your foot, you smile and nod.  Hello Mr. Thompson."

Homer (Looking at other detective):  *whispers*  "I think he's talking to you."

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From a personal favorite episode "The Front"

Homers Brain: This is it, Homer. Time to tell the terrible secret from your past.

Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge: Oh my god!

Homers Brain: No, the other secret!

Homer: Marge, I never graduated from high school.

Marge: That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait. Mabye it does.

And another even but well not a quote but at that high school reunion before Homer has to give up his awards, he wins...

Most Improved Odor

Most Weight Gained

Oldest Car

Most hair lost

Lowest-paying job

and last but not Least Least distance traveled to the reunion

oh thats gold!

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OW! Pointy!

Ewww, Slimey....

Uh-OH! Moving!

AHA! aww....20 dollars...I wanted a peanut....

<20 dollars could buy many peanuts!> homer's brain

Explain how!

<Money can be exhchanged for good and services> Homer's Brain

alittle wierd, It's from the episode when Bart joins the JR. Campers, Homer is going to read a book, instead, reads a peanut can label, and then proceeds to look for the last peanut under the couch. that one was always one of my favorites

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From my favourite episode, Homer At The Bat...

Homer: "You're Daryl Strawberry!"

Daryl: "Yes."

Homer: "You play right field!"

Daryl: "Yes."

Homer: "I play right field."

Daryl: "So?"

Homer: "So...are you better than me?"

Daryl: "Well, I've never met you but....yes."

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Probably my favourite Simpsons exchange ever, from the episode "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"...

Dave: "And what's your name son?"

Bart: "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

Dave: "I'm Dave Shutton, I'm an investigative reporter, and I must say that in my day, we didn't talk that way to our elders."

Bart: "Well this is my day, and we do sir."

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Insurance investogator: This place Moe's what kind of business is it?

Homer's Brain: Don't say bar. Don't say bar. Don't say bar. Don't say bar. But whats open at night?

Homer: Its a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Homer's Brain: hehe I never would have thought of that.

Or one of the classiest episodes when Milhouses parents split up and Kirk is showing Homer around his Bachelor pad...

Kirk: Here's my bed, I sleep in a race car. Do you sleep in a race car?

Homer: No I sleep in a bed with my wife.

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Oh My God  There are SO SO Many.

But here's one

The Setting is Marge and Lisa are Going out, and Homer is watching T.V.

Marge - Homer don't forget to Pick up Bart

Homer - I'M ON MY WAY

Then it shows Homer watching Wheel of Fourtinch (Spelled wrong) and that was the  Phrase from the Show

'"I'm on My WAY"

Or how about this one.




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too many good ones.

(lockness monster episode)

Homer: Oh ya, he succesully got two male oandas to mate.....and concieve!

Mr Burns: and people are impressed with that?

Honer: Oh yeah, and I'm not easily impresses. WOW! A blue car!

or the lord of the flies of the episode

BART: What do the berries taste like Ralph?

RALPH: They taste like....... burning!

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There are so many great Simpsons moments to pick out a few moments.

Drawing a blank, but there are some episodes that do stand out; namely Homer goes back to College - Bart joins the Jr. Campers - The Power Plant Softball Team -

The episodes around that time were truely classics, I can't wait for those DVDs to be released


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Brockman: "Alright, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?"

Homer: (Pacing) "No way. No way, man. Get yourself another patsy, man. No way I'm wearing a freakin' wire."

Brockman:"Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?"

Homer:"Oh, that I'll wear."

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