CC97 Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Simpsons quotes... go! --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 In the episode with the most amount of memorable lines... Bart Gets an Elephant, Homer *finishes* cleaning the basement....Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides. Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? And these TV Guides: *fondly* so many memories. *opens one* "Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter"...oh, I'll never forget that episode. *imagines*Carter: Pyle! Gomer: Shazam!Carter: Pyle! Gomer: Shazam!Carter: Pyle! Gomer: Shazam! Homer: Heh heh heh...Shazam. --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yh Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Hot Russian Chick: "After Chernobyl, my penis fell off."Moe: "And 'penis' is Russian for . . . ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookedThumb Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 The best one was in 1995, when Lisa became a vegetarian. I don't know it word for word.Homer - "So Lisa, you're not going to eat any animal at all?"Lisa - "No"Homer - "So no more ham?"Lisa - "No"Homer - "Bacon?"Lisa - "No"Homer - "Not even pork chops?"Lisa - "Dad, those all come from the same animal."Homer - "Sure Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 oh there are too many to mention... but the mr.plow episode is golden just for the performance of Adam West...How come batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Bat-toosy?lol... GDB... Brothers from other Mothers www.pifflespodcast.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 oh god i can go on forever here...... Marge: Homer would you take the babysitter home, she has been out in the car for over 30 minutes.Homer: Oh there are plenty of things for her to do out there.(car horn honks twice)Homer: See she's having the time of her life!That episode is one of my all time favorites, Homer is accused of Sexual Harrassment. I think it's call "Bad Homer". @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 The 4th, 5th and 6th seasons were the prime of the series. after season 7, the series started drifting in mediocrity.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiznit1083 Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 In the april fools episode:*Homer opens shaken beer can, house explodes with beer shooting through the roof*Deputy *speaking into police car radio*: "We need pretzels! I repeat, we need pretzels!""Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" Episode where The Simpson family takes a different identity to get away from sideshow Bob:Detective: "When I say 'Hello, Mr. Thompson" and stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. Hello Mr. Thompson."Homer (Looking at other detective): *whispers* "I think he's talking to you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 From a personal favorite episode "The Front"Homers Brain: This is it, Homer. Time to tell the terrible secret from your past.Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.Marge: Oh my god!Homers Brain: No, the other secret!Homer: Marge, I never graduated from high school.Marge: That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait. Mabye it does.And another even but well not a quote but at that high school reunion before Homer has to give up his awards, he wins...Most Improved OdorMost Weight GainedOldest CarMost hair lostLowest-paying joband last but not Least Least distance traveled to the reunionoh thats gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 OW! Pointy!Ewww, Slimey....Uh-OH! Moving!AHA! aww....20 dollars...I wanted a peanut....<20 dollars could buy many peanuts!> homer's brainExplain how!<Money can be exhchanged for good and services> Homer's Brainalittle wierd, It's from the episode when Bart joins the JR. Campers, Homer is going to read a book, instead, reads a peanut can label, and then proceeds to look for the last peanut under the couch. that one was always one of my favorites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Homer: So how was jerk practice boy?Bart: We were just planning our father/son picnic.Homer: Hehehe, you don't have a son. @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandmaster C Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 From my favourite episode, Homer At The Bat...Homer: "You're Daryl Strawberry!"Daryl: "Yes."Homer: "You play right field!"Daryl: "Yes."Homer: "I play right field."Daryl: "So?"Homer: "So...are you better than me?"Daryl: "Well, I've never met you but....yes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 "Do you want to change your name to Homer JR? The kids can call you HoJu!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandmaster C Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Probably my favourite Simpsons exchange ever, from the episode "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"...Dave: "And what's your name son?"Bart: "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"Dave: "I'm Dave Shutton, I'm an investigative reporter, and I must say that in my day, we didn't talk that way to our elders."Bart: "Well this is my day, and we do sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Insurance investogator: This place Moe's what kind of business is it?Homer's Brain: Don't say bar. Don't say bar. Don't say bar. Don't say bar. But whats open at night?Homer: Its a pornography store. I was buying pornography.Homer's Brain: hehe I never would have thought of that.Or one of the classiest episodes when Milhouses parents split up and Kirk is showing Homer around his Bachelor pad...Kirk: Here's my bed, I sleep in a race car. Do you sleep in a race car?Homer: No I sleep in a bed with my wife. GDB... Brothers from other Mothers www.pifflespodcast.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Oh My God There are SO SO Many. But here's one The Setting is Marge and Lisa are Going out, and Homer is watching T.V.Marge - Homer don't forget to Pick up BartHomer - I'M ON MY WAYThen it shows Homer watching Wheel of Fourtinch (Spelled wrong) and that was the Phrase from the Show '"I'm on My WAY" Or how about this one. Homer - HELLO MY NAME IS MR.BURNS I'M THINK YOU HAVE A LETTER FOR MEPOSTMAN - OK MR. BURNS WHATS YOUR FIRST NAMEHOMER - I DON'T KNOW At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 "Mmmmm....sixty-four slices of American cheese!""Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?""I think I'm blind!"And my all-time favorite:"Arrr...this chair be high, says I!"--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 too many good ones.(lockness monster episode)Homer: Oh ya, he succesully got two male oandas to mate.....and concieve!Mr Burns: and people are impressed with that?Honer: Oh yeah, and I'm not easily impresses. WOW! A blue car!or the lord of the flies of the episodeBART: What do the berries taste like Ralph?RALPH: They taste like....... burning! Proud owner of the Utah Pioneers of the Continnental Baseball League.PACKER BACKER FOREVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 There are so many great Simpsons moments to pick out a few moments.Drawing a blank, but there are some episodes that do stand out; namely Homer goes back to College - Bart joins the Jr. Campers - The Power Plant Softball Team - The episodes around that time were truely classics, I can't wait for those DVDs to be released :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusebazell Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Brockman: "Alright, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?"Homer: (Pacing) "No way. No way, man. Get yourself another patsy, man. No way I'm wearing a freakin' wire."Brockman:"Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?"Homer:"Oh, that I'll wear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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