shiznit1083 Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 'my cat's breath smells like cat food''it tastes like burning'-ralph wiggum"Ms. Hoover! I ate all my glue.""Me fail english? That's unpossible!"- more Ralph Wiggum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyvoodoo Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Homer with the toy rockets"The word unblow-upable is thrown around alot these days"Rocket blows up in this face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 (homer goes into a conveince store in another town)Homer: Uh let's see i'll take a box of condoms, two of those panty shileds, a bottle of Old Harper, some illeagal fireworks, AND a disposable enema, no make it 2.Middeleasten Clerk: Sir, in this state it is illeagal to sell (only other customer walks out) FOLLOW ME.later Homer goes back to where they are stayingMarge: (opens bag of things from conveince store) Homer i don't know what you are planning this weekend, but count me out. @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 The Christmas Episode of Family Guy is a classic especially when Lois goes bonkers and sets Frosty on Fire. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampman Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 The critic was hilarious--that's a show I'd like to see come back! Comic Sans walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfannova Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 The problem with the Simpsons now is exactly like Sterling said was its highpoint: There's no heart anymore. It's all just forced gags now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Dr. Nick getting ready to do heart surgery on HomerVideo Doctor: Insert the retractor and watch the ribs spread open like a rusty gate CRUNCH.Dr. Nick: Oh no, BLOOD!(tape gets fuzzy and changes to another program)Host: .....And we are BACK, with people who look like things.(shows a different people sitting around)Guy with pumpkin shaped head: All we want is a little respect!Host: And a new candle every now and then.Pumpkin Guy: and a new candle.....wait.......HEY! @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintsfan Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Classic family guy momentMeg: Typical, I finally get my drivers license and mom loses the car. How ironic!!Peter: Don't talk about your mother like that she is not an i-ron!That is from the same episode as the Canada sucks line! It was the first or second family guy episiode I had seen and it had me rolling on the floor! 2011/12 WFL Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 The complete series of The Critic is coming out on DVD on January 27th. Woohoo!!!--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Classic family guy momentMeg: Typical, I finally get my drivers license and mom loses the car. How ironic!!Peter: Don't talk about your mother like that she is not an i-ron!That is from the same episode as the Canada sucks line! It was the first or second family guy episiode I had seen and it had me rolling on the floor!Yeah the indian casino episode is hilarious... despite the canada sucks line GDB... Brothers from other Mothers www.pifflespodcast.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 The complete series of The Critic is coming out on DVD on January 27th. Woohoo!!!--Roger "Time?" Clemente.oh really? wow, now i wont have to stay up to like 2 on Sunday nights waiting for the critic finding out it got bumped because of some movie Comedy Central had on. Im gonna ask for that for my B-day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshawaggie Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 The Family Guy and FOX are talking again about putting new episodes on I hear, possibly for 2005. Booyah. @josh_j12 CFA- Fargo Bobcats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 YA Family GUy we need new episodes www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 I can't remember the specific episodes, but here are some of my favorite quotes:Homer: To alcohol-the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.mmmmmmm...mysterious gooDefault! My 2 favorite words in the english language!!! De- Fault! De-Fault!!![as Dancing Homer protesting the Albuquerque Isotopes]I'm Dancin' away my hunger pain. Dancing away so my tummy won't hurt. I'm kind of like Jesus, but not in a sacriligious way.[talking to Ned Flanders}Ned: You wrote this song? (Feel Like Making Love)Homer: Yeah. As a tribute to Princess Di. And Dodi.Krusty: And if you watch my show, you'll receive a book featuring me, in a variety of sexually explicit positions!! What? Wait! It's not really me! I used a stunt butt!Oh, [sobs] my beloved pornography!!Ralph: Mrs. Hoover? The worm crawled in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have another?Mrs. Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any others.And the oddest one to come from Ned Flanders:From now on, when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans. Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 And as far as Family Guy, I loved that show. It was friggin hilarious. I know Seth MacFarland beat his jokes to death (like a joke repeating 10 times in a row), but it's no different than Sideshow Bob stepping on 13 rakes in the Simpsons' Cape Feare episode.How can you not love a show that names a school after the most corrupt mayor in the city? Buddy Cianci Junior High in the beautiful town of Quahog, Rhode Island!Family Guy will come back to TV in 2005, due to the immense popularity of the DVD releases. Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Homer crashes his car into the otehr car, then talks to the insurance guyIG "This establishment Moe's you were at, what kind of place is this."Homer's Brain <Don't tell himits a bar, don't tell him it's a bar...oh, but what else is open that late?>Homer: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornographyHomer's brain < laughs happily>The mr. plow episodes was one of the greats"Mr. Plow is a loser, and I think he is a Boozer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tajmccall Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Family Guy > SimpsonsI knew i liked more than your designs.Agreed... got the family guy set for xmas and birthday... while RC has a point you can get sick of them because its easier to see 3 seasons of repeats than simpsons 15... but truth be known i like Family Guy, Simpsons, King of the Hill and Futurama...so I shall honor all 4...As reported, Family guy is most likely coming back to fox, Planet Family Guy Store 1 Store 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Favorite Simpsons episode ever: "Bart gets an elephant"Homer, Marge and Lisa are driving through a park when Homer hits a concrete fawn.Homer: D'oh!Marge: A deer!Lisa: A female deer!Homer is knee deep in the Springfield tar pits:Lisa: Dad, you're sinking!Homer: That's okay, honey. I'll just pull my legs out with my hands.....and my arms out with my face.Season 13 episode: "The Frying Game"Lenny: How do you and Marge keep your marriage so good, Homer?Homer: Three things, Lenny. Make everyday a celebration of your love. Surprise her with pasta salad! Get a mini-beret for your wang.Family Guy, episode where Meg and Lois go to Spring Break:A Rabbi and a priest walk into a bar-Priest (to Rabbi): Hey, did you hear the one about us?Meg, in a last-ditch attempt to do something crazy, opens he shirt and leans out of the car on the way homeguy in next car: Hey, one's an innie! Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan696 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Dr. Nick to Sea Captain: "Now, was this for a lenghtening or a widening?"Sea Capt'n: "Arrr... both."Flammable, Inflammable they don't both mean the same? Carolina Dreamin' ΓΔΒ ΓΔΒ ΓΔΒ When a robotic Nixon is on the loose, we have a duty to take action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epper Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Homer: Hello. My name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a package for me.Mail guy: ok mr burns, whats your first name?Homer:..........I.....don't.....knowMillhouse: this bonestorm game is awesome, and i haven't even entered my name yet: THRILLHOUSE.Krusty, after a bad Itchy & Scratchy: .........What the hell was that? I could pull a better cartoon out of my a--haha hey kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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