KingGoose Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Anything that has HAN's Moleman in it is just funny At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Marge: Homer i want that THING out of my house (in reference to Hans Moleman)Homer: Oh come on Marge (kisses Hans) it's like kissing a peanut! @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Hahaha... Ho-Ju...Darryl StrawberryIn Genesis Lisa...Lisa: something to the effect of the "I want to be big again."Professor Frink: But for that we'd need some sort of RE-big-ulator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me wanna laugh out load *muh-hay*... buuut not for you, oh holiest of gods, with the wrathfulness, and vengeance, and the bloodreign, and the hey-hey-hey it hurts me..."Or the Pulp Fiction-esque scene from the Donut Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusebazell Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Bart: "These uniforms suck!" Marge: "Where do you pick up words like that? " Homer (on the phone): "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Bart: "These uniforms suck!" Marge: "Where do you pick up words like that? " Homer (on the phone): "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. "you for got the end that clinched it..."Uh oh gotta go my damn wiener kids are listening" GDB... Brothers from other Mothers www.pifflespodcast.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusebazell Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Well, to make up for that, I got a sports related one.Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games?Lisa: Well, I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart, Seattle because they've got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.[later]TV Announcer: And on an extreeeeeemely suspicious play, the Raiders win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDunn Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 "We should create our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems." -Homer Simpson. I think it's from the episode where the carnies(Cooter family) steal their house. I used that quote as a Senior Quote that will appear with my picture in the yearbook. I also had some intellectual ones, but I had to show some love for the Simpsons. I am the king of Simpsons trivia and references. I formed a team with a couple friends and we won a couple hundred dollars at a Simpsons trivia night at a mexican place. Our team was the Fighting Hellfish.Family Guy is great. I love Brian the alchoholic dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrdevil Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 This one always cracks me up. It's the one where homer hides from PBS and he is being chased by everyone on PBS, including elmo.Elmo: (in elmos high pitched voice) Elmo knows where you live!For some reason i laugh every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 This one always cracks me up. It's the one where homer hides from PBS and he is being chased by everyone on PBS, including elmo.Elmo: (in elmos high pitched voice) Elmo knows where you live!For some reason i laugh every time.and Mr. Rogers "It's a wonderful day, to kick your ass!"The most awesome line is when Lovejoy puts Homer on the Missionary plane,"You can't make me a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrh31584 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Mmmm, unexplained bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Favorite Simpsons episode ever: "Bart gets an elephant"There are others that do exist!Others that find that their favourite, I mean... I thought I was alone --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Bart: Hey, where's Homer?Marge: Your Father is.........resting.Bart: "Resting" hung over? "Resting" got fired? Help me out here.Wiggum: "This is PAPA BEAR. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a....car of some sort; heading in the direction of, uh, you know that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, HATLESS!" @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 I love when Homer thinks the waffle stuck on the ceiling is god"I know i shouldn't eat thee" --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Homer - It's like when the Sign says do not feed the Bears, Man you better not feed the Bears, Now get to school boy. (then he holds up his arm and there is this stuff bear on his arm) At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 FBI Guy - When I say Hello Mr. Thompson You said Hi Back Hello Mr. Thompson ( hommer just sits there)FBI Guy - Now When I say Hello Mr. Thompson and Stomp on your Foot you say Hello, Now Remember you'r Mr. Thompson Hello MR. THOMPSON Hommer says to other FBI Guy - I THINK HE'S TALKING TO YOU At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I like the one where the Simpons go to Toronto. Homer: Why would you want to go to America Jr? www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Episode where The Simpson family takes a different identity to get away from sideshow Bob:Detective: "When I say 'Hello, Mr. Thompson" and stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. Hello Mr. Thompson."Homer (Looking at other detective): *whispers* "I think he's talking to you."LOGOSOHGOD... it's already been posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Favorite Simpsons episode ever: "Bart gets an elephant"There are others that do exist!Others that find that their favourite, I mean... I thought I was aloneOf course, it's our favorite episode. It marks the official moment when Homer turns from "Well-meaning yet dim father" to "outright Idiot"."I'm gonna call him Stampy.""Ahhh, behold, the mighty feline!""Dad, a felines are cats.""Elephant, honey. He's an elephant!" Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 After Homer swipes cinder blocks from a construction site to make his own bookshelf:"Sir, six cinderblocks are missing.""There'll be no hospital, then. I'll tell the children."--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan696 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Kent Brockman: "from the news service, today's Winter Wonderland has just been upgraded to a Class 3 Kill-Storm" Carolina Dreamin' ΓΔΒ ΓΔΒ ΓΔΒ When a robotic Nixon is on the loose, we have a duty to take action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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