Saintsfan Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Just watched the episode where the Simpsons are in Britain and this bit had me laughing and thinking of you guys.Homer (having crashed into the Queens bedroom and about to be set upon by guards in Bearskins): Oh don't kill me Queen, We Americans are your sons. Sure we don't call as often as our goody goody brother Canada, (Whispering) who by the way has never had a girlfriend...Had me in stitches!! 2011/12 WFL Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yh Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Dr. Nick getting ready to do heart surgery on HomerVideo Doctor: Insert the retractor and watch the ribs spread open like a rusty gate CRUNCH.Dr. Nick: Oh no, BLOOD!(tape gets fuzzy and changes to another program)Host: .....And we are BACK, with people who look like things.(shows a different people sitting around)Guy with pumpkin shaped head: All we want is a little respect!Host: And a new candle every now and then.Pumpkin Guy: and a new candle.....wait.......HEY!From the same episode --Dr. Nick (singing): "The white thing's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to the other thing. The other thing's connected to my wristwatch. Oops." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicfurth Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 I remember the Sherry Bobbins episode where they sang as they cleaned their room...Sherry: To get the work done, do a half a-- job...Bart & Lisa: (singing) It's the American way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicfurth Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Or when Homer gets a pet lobster, but Marge accidently cooks it...Homer: *crying* I'm so sorry! *Takes a bite* Mmm, this is good. *crying* I miss you so much!! *takes another bite* this is soooo tasty. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 After Homer's horse wins a big trophy:"I've got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky and The pope combined!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Dondglinger - Now I'm going to burn this donut to show how many calories it has.Homer - NOOOOO!Dondglinger - The Bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donutHomer - (Sobbing) This is not happening! This is not Happening At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Or when Homer gets a pet lobster, but Marge accidently cooks it...Homer: *crying* I'm so sorry! *Takes a bite* Mmm, this is good. *crying* I miss you so much!! *takes another bite* this is soooo tasty. :laugh:Actually vic homer accidentally cooked pinchy while giving him a hot bath because pinchy was all muddy... wow I should really stop correcting everybody on simpsons trivia...lol and now for a few more...When Homer becomes a genius...Homer: Goin to church? I thought I could save you some time.Flanders: Ooh, found a new shortcut?Homer: Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentaly proved there's no God.Flanders: (reading proof) Let me see...well...maybe he made a mistake....nope...its airtight...Simpsons get their own tennis court and playing against Kent Brockman....Brockman: But the real winners here are Marge's ordourves.Homer: Wow, how do you come up with such witty remarks?Brockman: heh heh, well..(guy in news truck feeding Kent lines): I guess you could say, its my racket.Brockman: I guess you could say, I'm Iraqi!Homer: (gasps) get off my property.Homer discussing his love for protecting sprinfield...Homer: You know, I've had alot of jobs. Boxer, mascot, astronaut, immitation Krusty, baby-proofer, trucker, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carnie, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western singer, garbage commissioner mountain climber, farmer, inventor, smithers, poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, kwik-e-mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary. But protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all. GDB... Brothers from other Mothers www.pifflespodcast.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 "No, Marge, they're embarrassing me! They turned the Navy into a floating joke! Bruce, Lance, Julian- Those were our toughest names! And now look! They're so...""Queer?""And that's another thing! I resent you using that word! That's our word for making fun of YOU!!!" Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Ok here's one It takes place when Hommer is going off into SPACE and he calls Marge, and talks about how seeing Mr.THommer - It's like that time I could have meet Mr.T, but I just keep saying I'll Go a little Later, I'll Go a little Later, and when I got there they told me He just left. And When I ask the Mall Guy when he was coming back? He said He didn't know. At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialk Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Marge: Homer there's someone here to help youHomer: Is it batman?Marge: No, it's a scientistHomer: Batmans a scientistMarge: It's not batmanHomer: Bart haven't you learned anything from that guy who speaks in church, you know, captain what's his nameHomer: Lisa, if church has taught us anything, which it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girly sports, such as foxy boxing, mud wrestling, and such and such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Heres a few of HomerThese are not exact but they are close Homer is watching TV when a fox promo crawls at the bottom of the screen for Joe Millionair. Homer picks up and eatss it liek a Poato chip, and Hmmmmmm Promo moment before spiting it out and going ill Fox. And one aimed at the XFLMarge: I have some bad news for you there is no XFL season the league folded.Homer: where did you here that.Marge: Last years MVP told me he sweeps up hair at the hair salon. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I favorite moment of mine, doesn't soud that funny reading it, but anyways...Rev. Lovejoy bores everyone to sleep with his sermon, Homer falls forwrads and nails his head on the pue in front of him, and immeadiatly shouts out "DAMNIT!" awaking everyone.If you see it, it's a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialk Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I'm not sure if anyone has put this one, but the episode where homer moves to cypress creek, and works for Hank Scorpio, and at the end he gets a letter from him.Dear Homer, although this isn't your dream, it's defintely a start.Homer: The Denver Broncos!Marge: I think that's pretty goodHomer: Marge, you just don't understand football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialk Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Homer at the big brother place.Lady: So what are your reasons for wanting to be a big brother?Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revengeHomer: RevengeHomer's brain: That's it i'm outta here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 From the episode where Bart breaks his leg trying to jump into his pool, the greatest scene ever:Krusty: Hope you enjoyed that, kids, 'cause Krusty's out of here for the summer. In the meantime, we'll be running...ugh..."Klassic Krusty". Enjoy...The Krusty Show from February 6th, 1961 comes on TV.Krusty: Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL/CIO chairman George Meany, who will be discussing collective bargaining agreements.Meany: It's a pleasure to be here, Krusty.Krusty: Let me be blunt: is there a labor crisis in America today?Meany: Well that depends what you mean by "crisis"...And Bart groans.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Homer talking about if the simpsons lived with the FlandersHomer - We would all be called the Flipsons At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Homer is watching tv and some bear was on the loose and they show a mail box all beat up and homer saysHomer - Looks like there's trouble for the IMPSON family the S in Simpson was all smashed in At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian in Boston Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 On learning that John Waters is gay:"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaammminnng!"Brian in Boston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Same show funny Part in that Steel FactorySome gay guy says - HOT STUFF COMING THROUGHHomer - AHHHH At lease we was there, where was St. Louis, Dallas, Philly, Kansas City, Green Bay, Tenn, Seahawks, Denver, Indy, and the Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 From season 7, episode "Lisa the Vegetarian"Troy McClure, to a young boy after visiting a slaughterhouse (Bovine University):"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about." Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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