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Home run record now out of reach for Bonds?

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You know, since this is not real, I hope teams start to Wargame Barry Bonds. The only winning move is not to play.

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over/under...I say 5 people don't get it.

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"This is the best thing that has happened to baseball in years," said New York resident Tom Plaitano, 63. "I remember watching Hank Aaron as a kid, and even though I don't recall a time when all home runs hit off Sandy Koufax counted for two, I don't really care. This decision just makes sense to me."

Great stuff.

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Sure it's the Onion, but it's probably go Selig's mind turning.

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I can't believe they could get Harmon Killebrew up to 800 even. The one he hit into the upper deck at Metropolitan Stadium should have been worth 2 by itself.

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I can't believe they could get Harmon Killebrew up to 800 even. The one he hit into the upper deck at Metropolitan Stadium should have been worth 2 by itself.

Selig said that one just counts as one.

However, the David Ortiz Moonshot that hit the speaker in the MetroDome is worth now 50 home runs, giving him the single season record with 104. Sorry Barry.

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But if thats the case, they would also ahve to give Bonds' a bunch of there "Uncounted" home runs. This is rediculous and horribly unfair, and the only way to fix it would to give Bond's a home run every time the Rally Monkey in Anaheim makes an appearence as well as crediting him with five every time Tommy Lasorda falls down.

1. I hope you were being sarcastic. Because otherwise, uh...

2. The word is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You're welcome.

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Hey, let's adjusting each all-time HR records according the US inflation level.

Maybe we'll read some marvelous new records for Aaron, Ruth and Mays... all those guys should have 1,000+ HRs.

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And shouldn't we adjust for the exchange rate against the Yen? After all, the Japanese record is 868.

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Wow...anyone else got a huge boner like I do right now?

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

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But if thats the case, they would also ahve to give Bonds' a bunch of there "Uncounted" home runs. This is ridiculous and horribly unfair, and the only way to fix it would to give Bond's a home run every time the Rally Monkey in Anaheim makes an appearence as well as crediting him with five every time Tommy Lasorda falls down.

1. I hope you were being sarcastic. Because otherwise, uh...

2. The word is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You're welcome.

1. Dude I mentioned Tommy Lasorda falling down. Come now. Maybe not worth an extra deep fly, but definately a chuckle.

2. I have no idea what your talking about :rolleyes:

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But if thats the case, they would also ahve to give Bonds' a bunch of there "Uncounted" home runs. This is rediculous and horribly unfair, and the only way to fix it would to give Bond's a home run every time the Rally Monkey in Anaheim makes an appearence as well as crediting him with five every time Tommy Lasorda falls down.

1. I hope you were being sarcastic. Because otherwise, uh...

2. The word is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You're welcome.

1. Dude I mentioned Tommy Lasorda falling down. Come now. Maybe not worth an extra deep fly, but definately a chuckle.

2. I have no idea what you're talking about :rolleyes:

He meant that up there :D

Fixed that other one for you :P

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And shouldn't we adjust for the exchange rate against the Yen? After all, the Japanese record is 868.

Beat out Peter Gammons! Get an economist to discuss about this stuff.

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But if thats the case, they would also ahve to give Bonds' a bunch of there "Uncounted" home runs. This is rediculous and horribly unfair, and the only way to fix it would to give Bond's a home run every time the Rally Monkey in Anaheim makes an appearence as well as crediting him with five every time Tommy Lasorda falls down.

1. I hope you were being sarcastic. Because otherwise, uh...

2. The word is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You're welcome.

You're sig acutally is what has stopped me from misspelling ridiculous. You have made a difference. ^_^

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Wow...anyone else got a huge boner like I do right now?

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

That's what she said.

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Does anyone know what Aaron's total would be if they counted his Negro League HR's.

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Well, the "under" was your winner this time--due mostly to a few people who didn't let this one play out to see how many we could truly get.

I am claiming patsox#1 and nwtrailtrekker as victims, though.

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Well, the "under" was your winner this time--due mostly to a few people who didn't let this one play out to see how many we could truly get.

I am claiming patsox#1 and nwtrailtrekker as victims, though.

I believe I may still have the all time record for most people fooled.

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