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The basketball star's pad won't be finished until the summer of 2008 -- and no wonder. It will include a recording studio, a two-lane bowling alley, a casino, a 26- by 63-foot theater, a sports bar, an aquarium and a barbershop.

Yes, a barbershop. Says so right there on the prints. Lower level. Near the front. Next to the bowling alley.

A first-floor master suite, which includes a two-story walk-in closet, is about 40 feet wide and 56 feet long -- bigger than half the houses in Bath.

A place like this does not have a ``dining room.'' It has a dining hall (roughly 27 by 27). It not only has a ``great room'' (34 by 37), but a bigger, two-story ``grand room.''

The ``family foyer'' off the six-car garage -- near the elevator -- is inconsequential compared to the ``grand foyer'' inside the front entrance, complete with a sweeping, divided staircase leading up to four second-story bedrooms.

Outside, the west wall will feature a limestone sculpture -- a bas-relief of LeBron's head, wearing his trademark headband.

Never forget.

Just in general.

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Talk about self glorification at its finest. :wacko: Maybe when were all dead and gone, and our finest structres are weathered down to ruins in a few thousand years, humanities students will read about King James of the Cleveland Empire and his enormous palace, which "Is still to this day used as a marvelous place of worship by the Monks of the ancient religion of Cavalieranism."

Sorry, I just spent 8 hours writing a paper on the contrasting ideas and beleifs of Judaism and Christianity. :P

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http://www.ohio.com/mld/ohio/news/16980459.htm

The basketball star's pad won't be finished until the summer of 2008 -- and no wonder. It will include a recording studio, a two-lane bowling alley, a casino, a 26- by 63-foot theater, a sports bar, an aquarium and a barbershop.

Yes, a barbershop. Says so right there on the prints. Lower level. Near the front. Next to the bowling alley.

A first-floor master suite, which includes a two-story walk-in closet, is about 40 feet wide and 56 feet long -- bigger than half the houses in Bath.

A place like this does not have a ``dining room.'' It has a dining hall (roughly 27 by 27). It not only has a ``great room'' (34 by 37), but a bigger, two-story ``grand room.''

The ``family foyer'' off the six-car garage -- near the elevator -- is inconsequential compared to the ``grand foyer'' inside the front entrance, complete with a sweeping, divided staircase leading up to four second-story bedrooms.

Outside, the west wall will feature a limestone sculpture -- a bas-relief of LeBron's head, wearing his trademark headband.

just reading that tempted me to be a communist. but then its his money he can spend it any way he pleases. he don't just have a house, this guy has a palace that would make King Ludwig of Bavaria blush with envy.

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just reading that tempted me to be a communist. but then its his money he can spend it any way he pleases. he don't just have a house, this guy has a palace that would make King Ludwig of Bavaria blush with envy.

LeBron's not that rich. Because if he was, he surely wouldn't have a sculpture of himself made with a cheap medium like limestone...

[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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Talk about self glorification at its finest. :wacko: Maybe when were all dead and gone, and our finest structres are weathered down to ruins in a few thousand years, humanities students will read about King James of the Cleveland Empire and his enormous palace, which "Is still to this day used as a marvelous place of worship by the Monks of the ancient religion of Cavalieranism."

:winner:

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