Joshawaggie Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 PFT - Turd Watch"Turd Watch is a device for tracking and publicizing player arrests and convictions. Though some might find the name to be unpleasant, NFL scouts, coaches, players, and agents commonly use the term "turd" in reference to guys who are, well, turds."Although it's not funny what these guys are doing to get in trouble, it's a bit amusing lookin at it in this perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coast2CoastAM2006 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 PFT - Turd Watch"Turd Watch is a device for tracking and publicizing player arrests and convictions. Though some might find the name to be unpleasant, NFL scouts, coaches, players, and agents commonly use the term "turd" in reference to guys who are, well, turds."Although it's not funny what these guys are doing to get in trouble, it's a bit amusing lookin at it in this perspective.So i'm to assume that judging by these standings that Tampa and Tennessee would meet in the Toilet Bowl to play for the Golden Plunger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleujayone Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 PFT - Turd Watch"Turd Watch is a device for tracking and publicizing player arrests and convictions. Though some might find the name to be unpleasant, NFL scouts, coaches, players, and agents commonly use the term "turd" in reference to guys who are, well, turds."Although it's not funny what these guys are doing to get in trouble, it's a bit amusing lookin at it in this perspective.So i'm to assume that judging by these standings that Tampa and Tennessee would meet in the Toilet Bowl to play for the Golden Plunger? Does anyone else notice the NFC South and AFC South are light years ahead of everyone else? Either it's the the heat or the gin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninersdd Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 It seems if the Bears should get more then 2 thanks to TANK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydogisgomez Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 looks like some clean living in the NFC East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 PFT - Turd Watch"Turd Watch is a device for tracking and publicizing player arrests and convictions. Though some might find the name to be unpleasant, NFL scouts, coaches, players, and agents commonly use the term "turd" in reference to guys who are, well, turds."Although it's not funny what these guys are doing to get in trouble, it's a bit amusing lookin at it in this perspective.So i'm to assume that judging by these standings that Tampa and Tennessee would meet in the Toilet Bowl to play for the Golden Plunger? Does anyone else notice the NFC South and AFC South are light years ahead of everyone else? Either it's the the heat or the gin.Kind of like the old SEC joke: "If you're not cheating, you're not trying!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshawaggie Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 I assume the standings run from Super Bowl to Super Bowl, it doesn't really say, but judging by the police blotter at the bottom, thats what it looks like. With that being said, here are the standings heading into the final week:AFC EAST Miami 74Buffalo 10New York 3 New England 0--------------------------------------------------------------------------------AFC NORTH Pittsburgh 33Cincinnati 22Cleveland 15Baltimore 6--------------------------------------------------------------------------------AFC South Jacksonville 64Tennessee 34Indianapolis 15Houston 7--------------------------------------------------------------------------------AFC WEST Denver 29Oakland 17San Diego 5Kansas City 1--------------------------------------------------------------------------------NFC EAST Washington 9Dallas 0 New York 0Philadelphia 0--------------------------------------------------------------------------------NFC North Minnesota 48Chicago 6Green Bay 6Detroit 0 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------NFC South Atlanta 44Tampa Bay 39New Orleans 17Carolina 9--------------------------------------------------------------------------------NFC West St. Louis 10Seattle 10Arizona 3San Francisco 3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------You would think with the Vick ordeal, Atlanta would win hands down, not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnWis97 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I'm not sure what their scoring system is (though not suprised to see the Vikings at the top), but when I see a guy arrested for misdemeanor possession of marijuana, I don't consider him a turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I'm not sure what their scoring system is (though not suprised to see the Vikings at the top), but when I see a guy arrested for misdemeanor possession of marijuana, I don't consider him a turd.It's people like you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 No points for a coach driving through Wendy's drive-thru naked? I thought the Lions could win a division title. Heck, Millen's so bad, it should be illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew22 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Man, the Falcons can't even win with the MVP of Turd Watch. C'mon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 No points for a coach driving through Wendy's drive-thru naked? I thought the Lions could win a division title. Heck, Millen's so bad, it should be illegal.I think that happened more than a year ago.----------------------------------------This is nice, but I am far more partial to Every Day Should Be Saturday's Fulmer Cup competition (it's for college football, though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I assume the standings run from Super Bowl to Super Bowl, it doesn't really say, but judging by the police blotter at the bottom, thats what it looks like. With that being said, here are the standings heading into the final week:AFC EAST Miami 74Buffalo 10New York 3 New England 0--------------------------------------------------------------------------------AFC NORTH Pittsburgh 33Cincinnati 22Cleveland 15Baltimore 6--------------------------------------------------------------------------------AFC South Jacksonville 64Tennessee 34Indianapolis 15Houston 7--------------------------------------------------------------------------------AFC WEST Denver 29Oakland 17San Diego 5Kansas City 1--------------------------------------------------------------------------------NFC EAST Washington 9Dallas 0 New York 0Philadelphia 0--------------------------------------------------------------------------------NFC North Minnesota 48Chicago 6Green Bay 6Detroit 0 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------NFC South Atlanta 44Tampa Bay 39New Orleans 17Carolina 9--------------------------------------------------------------------------------NFC West St. Louis 10Seattle 10Arizona 3San Francisco 3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------You would think with the Vick ordeal, Atlanta would win hands down, not true.That's it. Vick was the only one who got in police trouble (other than Babineaux [who basically did the same thing on a smaller scale...just ignored because PETA ignored it.])But wow, I didn't know that the only thing the 2007 Dolphins were good at was getting in trouble with the law. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik121 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 It seems if the Bears should get more then 2 thanks to TANKTrue, but they also need to get some baby's momma love too.At least here in the city, anything to do with Brian's or Briggs' messed up dealings with women at tollway oasis or paying off women to shut up, is almost front page news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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