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Barry Bonds is not a jerk!


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Since i'm sensing some sarcasm, just out of curiosity, what should Bonds have done differently? Run screaming like a little girl from that hippie? Knocked his ass out? He deflated the situation and helped security get this schmuck off the field quicker. What more does everyone want from Bonds?

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Since i'm sensing some sarcasm, just out of curiosity, what should Bonds have done differently? Run screaming like a little girl from that hippie? Knocked his ass out? He deflated the situation and helped security get this schmuck off the field quicker. What more does everyone want from Bonds?

I would take that option.... That moron doesn't deserve to be on the field. Unless Bonds knows the guy and gave him a few tax tips....

Guy: Hey Barry, how about hitting 750, tonight?

Barry *puts arm around him*: Yeah, sure, no problem!

Guy: See that gal over there? She was asking for your number.

Barry: Wow!...... Let's go see her....

*walking together*

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CCSLC Barry Bonds Comment List

BALCO Jokes?

Check.

Making definitive statements about Bonds' drug usage without a shred of evidence?

Check.

Claiming Bonds has no fans?

Check.

Any more stereotypical snide remarks about Bonds we can fit in here? You folks are slacking!

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It looks like the fan wasn't running or being aggressive. I think that Barry Bonds handled the situation well. Had he tackled/punched him it probably would've made it worse.

sidenote: I think they should get rid of that car on the fence in San Fransisco. Number one how much would it suck if you happened to lose a homerun because you hit the part of the car that extends past the wall and number two, I've seen pictures of the seats directly behind it and it's like watching a wall for three hours.

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CCSLC Barry Bonds Comment List

BALCO Jokes?

Check.

Making definitive statements about Bonds' drug usage without a shred of evidence?

Check.

Claiming Bonds has no fans?

Check.

Any more stereotypical snide remarks about Bonds we can fit in here? You folks are slacking!

You missed DEAD!'s tax tip comment.

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I'm not a Bonds fan by any stretch but what have YOU done to better the world? Seriously when have you ever given your time and efforts to make this world a little better? I'm not trying to be belligerent. It's a simple question designed to make you look in the mirror and honestly look at yourself.

Bonds can be a total jerk at times but so can the rest of us. How would we come across if cameras were in our face as much as him? With that said, what do I want him to do? Retire now and disappear from the spotlight forever.

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I seriously think many of you need to test your jokes before you click "add reply". If you type it out and read it first, check for a mild chuckle. If you receive said chuckle from yourself, go ahead and click the button. If you don't receive even a hint of a guffaw, chortle, or even a snicker, please don't bother with the joke.

This has been a Public Service Announcement, brought to you by joel_fiasco.

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I seriously think many of you need to test your jokes before you click "add reply". If you type it out and read it first, check for a mild chuckle. If you receive said chuckle from yourself, go ahead and click the button. If you don't receive even a hint of a guffaw, chortle, or even a snicker, please don't bother with the joke.

This has been a Public Service Announcement, brought to you by joel_fiasco.

So which joke sucked more: the BALCO supplies quip, or the directions back to the 60's?

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Maybe I should have made a Grateful Dead joke

Not really.

I seriously think many of you need to test your jokes before you click "add reply". If you type it out and read it first, check for a mild chuckle. If you receive said chuckle from yourself, go ahead and click the button. If you don't receive even a hint of a guffaw, chortle, or even a snicker, please don't bother with the joke.

This has been a Public Service Announcement, brought to you by joel_fiasco.

So which joke sucked more: the BALCO supplies quip, or the directions back to the 60's?

Honestly, BALCO is too predictable, I could have made any number of BALCO jokes in a coma. The other just wasn't up to snuff.

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I like Barry Bonds. I like him even more after he seeing how he treats his most dedicated fans.

How come no one alleged they were going to have sex with one another? It's San Francisco, after all, and it would be just as funny and original as the BALCO, Grateful Dead and other jokes.

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