rmackman Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 The idea is to create an entire baseball team using players' names that all fit the theme of your team's name. The players can be from any time period and any team. They don't have to be all-stars, or even any good at all, but they have to have played pro baseball. I had a hard time finding a catcher for my team, but this should work. Good luck and have fun!"The Disgustings" C - Jamie Quirk (Royals)1B - Richie Sexson (Mariners)2B - Steve Sax (Dodgers)SS - Andy Stankiewicz (Yankees)3B - Mike Blowers (Mariners)RF - Jesse Barfield (Yankees)CF - Gabe Gross (Brewers)LF - Johnny Dickshot (Pirates)DH - Dan Uggla (Marlins)IF - Jim Cockman (Yankees)IF - Jason Wood (Marlins)OF - Tony Suck (Buffalo, 1884)OF - Billy Zitman (Reds)P - Tim Belcher (Reds)P - Kerry Wood (Cubs)P - Bill Butland (Red Sox)P - Charlie Fuchs (Dodgers)P - Chien-Ming Wang (Yankees)P - Charlie Wacker (Pirates)P - Kevin Hickey (Orioles)P - James Hoey (Orioles)P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last name "Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be eaten. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Unknown | Check out my articles on jerseys at Bacon Sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 The idea is to create an entire baseball team using players' names that all fit the theme of your team's name. The players can be from any time period and any team. They don't have to be all-stars, or even any good at all, but they have to have played pro baseball. I had a hard time finding a catcher for my team, but this should work. Good luck and have fun!"The Disgustings" C - Jamie Quirk (Royals)1B - Richie Sexson (Mariners)2B - Steve Sax (Dodgers)SS - Andy Stankiewicz (Yankees)3B - Mike Blowers (Mariners)RF - Jesse Barfield (Yankees)CF - Gabe Gross (Brewers)LF - Johnny Dickshot (Pirates)DH - Dan Uggla (Marlins)IF - Jim Cockman (Yankees)IF - Jason Wood (Marlins)OF - Tony Suck (Buffalo, 1884)OF - Billy Zitman (Reds)P - Tim Belcher (Reds)P - Kerry Wood (Cubs)P - Bill Butland (Red Sox)P - Charlie Fuchs (Dodgers)P - Chien-Ming Wang (Yankees)P - Charlie Wacker (Pirates)P - Kevin Hickey (Orioles)P - James Hoey (Orioles)P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last nameNo R.A. Dickey or Homer Bush? I'll assume Bobby Cox is the manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmackman Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 The idea is to create an entire baseball team using players' names that all fit the theme of your team's name. The players can be from any time period and any team. They don't have to be all-stars, or even any good at all, but they have to have played pro baseball. I had a hard time finding a catcher for my team, but this should work. Good luck and have fun!"The Disgustings" C - Jamie Quirk (Royals)1B - Richie Sexson (Mariners)2B - Steve Sax (Dodgers)SS - Andy Stankiewicz (Yankees)3B - Mike Blowers (Mariners)RF - Jesse Barfield (Yankees)CF - Gabe Gross (Brewers)LF - Johnny Dickshot (Pirates)DH - Dan Uggla (Marlins)IF - Jim Cockman (Yankees)IF - Jason Wood (Marlins)OF - Tony Suck (Buffalo, 1884)OF - Billy Zitman (Reds)P - Tim Belcher (Reds)P - Kerry Wood (Cubs)P - Bill Butland (Red Sox)P - Charlie Fuchs (Dodgers)P - Chien-Ming Wang (Yankees)P - Charlie Wacker (Pirates)P - Kevin Hickey (Orioles)P - James Hoey (Orioles)P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last nameNo R.A. Dickey or Homer Bush? I'll assume Bobby Cox is the managerI didn't think to put a manager b/c I felt that would be hard for other people to find for their teams, but yes Bobby Cox would have been the manager. "Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be eaten. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Unknown | Check out my articles on jerseys at Bacon Sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmackman Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 Crap...stupid double post =( "Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be eaten. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Unknown | Check out my articles on jerseys at Bacon Sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyzzyva Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 The idea is to create an entire baseball team using players' names that all fit the theme of your team's name. The players can be from any time period and any team. They don't have to be all-stars, or even any good at all, but they have to have played pro baseball. I had a hard time finding a catcher for my team, but this should work. Good luck and have fun!"The Disgustings" C - Jamie Quirk (Royals)1B - Richie Sexson (Mariners)2B - Steve Sax (Dodgers)SS - Andy Stankiewicz (Yankees)3B - Mike Blowers (Mariners)RF - Jesse Barfield (Yankees)CF - Gabe Gross (Brewers)LF - Johnny Dickshot (Pirates)DH - Dan Uggla (Marlins)IF - Jim Cockman (Yankees)IF - Jason Wood (Marlins)OF - Tony Suck (Buffalo, 1884)OF - Billy Zitman (Reds)P - Tim Belcher (Reds)P - Kerry Wood (Cubs)P - Bill Butland (Red Sox)P - Charlie Fuchs (Dodgers)P - Chien-Ming Wang (Yankees)P - Charlie Wacker (Pirates)P - Kevin Hickey (Orioles)P - James Hoey (Orioles)P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last nameAnd no Stubby Clapp? There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinMcD Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Hard to Pronounce NHL European Names...RW: Stanislav Chistov, Maxim Afinogenov, Andrei Kostitsyn, Radek DvorakC: Nik Antropov, Olli Jokinen, Rostislav Olesz, Jakub KlepisLW: Samuel Pahlsson, Vyacheslav Kozlov, Ilya Kovalchuk, Alexei PonikarovskyD: Fedor Tyutin, Lasse KukkonenD: Kimmo Timonen, Anton VolchenkovD: Branislav Mezei, Milan JurcinaG:Ilya Bryzgalov, Henrik Lundqvist, Antero Niittymaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigboy1083 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Hard to Pronounce NHL European Names...RW: Stanislav Chistov, Maxim Afinogenov, Andrei Kostitsyn, Radek DvorakC: Nik Antropov, Olli Jokinen, Rostislav Olesz, Jakub KlepisLW: Samuel Pahlsson, Vyacheslav Kozlov, Ilya Kovalchuk, Alexei PonikarovskyD: Fedor Tyutin, Lasse KukkonenD: Kimmo Timonen, Anton VolchenkovD: Branislav Mezei, Milan JurcinaG:Ilya Bryzgalov, Henrik Lundqvist, Antero NiittymakiI guess I watch to much hockey, because I can pronounce all of those names. Also, you better not be making fun of one my buddies from the Wolf Pack, "High-flutin" Fedor Tyutin. Thanks KaTo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I was always fond of former Nashville Predator, Sergei "Freeze-your-ass-off" @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Nik AntropovCan't forget his brother, Pikov Antropov. I hear he's a chauffeur...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeytonManningRocks Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 The "Colors"QB Danny WhiteRB Red GrangeFB Jim BrownWR Todd PinkstonWR Tim BrownTE Eric GreenOG Ruben BrownOT Forrest BlueC Grey RuegamerOT Jordan BlackOG Ray BrownDT Gilbert BrownDT "Mean" Joe GreeneDE Reggie WhiteDE Alex BrownOLB Chad GreenwayMLB Hannibal NaviesOLB Ian GoldCB Darrell GreenCB Larry BrownSS Mike BrownFS Mike GreenK Josh BrownP Kevin BrownKR/PR Billy "White Shoes" JohnsonCoach Red MillerGM Paul BrownOwner Red McCombsNow that I see this list....it looks like it would be a decent team....especially Red Grange, Jim Brown, Reggie White and Joe Greene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMMF Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Nik AntropovCan't forget his brother, Pikov Antropov. I hear he's a chauffeur...... I hope you paid your NPR dues this year which gives you rights to that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Nik AntropovCan't forget his brother, Pikov Antropov. I hear he's a chauffeur...... I hope you paid your NPR dues this year which gives you rights to that joke. Any NPR listener is a friend of mine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasco! Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I can't believe you left out Rusty Kuntz on the Disgustings. LinkedIn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAsterisk Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last nameTitan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averyj Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last nameTitan?Taint? You know, I rarely visit ccslsc anymore. I really should fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasco! Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last nameTitan?Taint?Perineum? LinkedIn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averyj Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last nameTitan?Taint?Perineum?Eeeeww....Never knew that term, and I'm not glad I just looked it up. You know, I rarely visit ccslsc anymore. I really should fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I can't believe you left out Rusty Kuntz on the Disgustings.Rusty Kuntz gave Stubby Clapp... On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mania Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 The idea is to create an entire baseball team using players' names that all fit the theme of your team's name. The players can be from any time period and any team. They don't have to be all-stars, or even any good at all, but they have to have played pro baseball. I had a hard time finding a catcher for my team, but this should work. Good luck and have fun!"The Disgustings" C - Jamie Quirk (Royals)1B - Richie Sexson (Mariners)2B - Steve Sax (Dodgers)SS - Andy Stankiewicz (Yankees)3B - Mike Blowers (Mariners)RF - Jesse Barfield (Yankees)CF - Gabe Gross (Brewers)LF - Johnny Dickshot (Pirates)DH - Dan Uggla (Marlins)IF - Jim Cockman (Yankees)IF - Jason Wood (Marlins)OF - Tony Suck (Buffalo, 1884)OF - Billy Zitman (Reds)P - Tim Belcher (Reds)P - Kerry Wood (Cubs)P - Bill Butland (Red Sox)P - Charlie Fuchs (Dodgers)P - Chien-Ming Wang (Yankees)P - Charlie Wacker (Pirates)P - Kevin Hickey (Orioles)P - James Hoey (Orioles)P - Luis Tiant (Indians) - Rearrange his last namePete LaCock, Dick Pole, Albert Pujols, and Rusty Kuntz all feel left out. Off The Top Rope: A Pro Wrestling Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecticbro Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I love the Disgustings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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