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In before the lock.

On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said:
You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said:
Today, we are all otaku.

"The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert

POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010

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Me too. And your lack of giant robot coverage in your avatar is disturbing.

[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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Me too. And your lack of giant robot coverage in your avatar is disturbing.

Well...if you have one of those, you're welcome to see me as well. :P

On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said:
You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said:
Today, we are all otaku.

"The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert

POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010

The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy)

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Not sports related but good one nonetheless...the online headline is different but in the Atlanta paper today the headline was:

PASTOR BLAMES DEVIL FOR FELONY CHARGES

THAT'S Funnier than the one Gueman posted.

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Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends. Sounds like something from a Rocky & Bullwinkle story arc.

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I think it's funnier (and rather telling) that the three who are so far on record as thinking this was humorous, are two 15 year olds, and a guy who according to his profile is from the Mason-Dixon Line.

.... and another is from Leafs Nation.... ^_^

I saw, I came, I left.

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See, I cite my sources. English class does work for something, right? :D

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Ok it is rather sophmoric to laugh at this...but hey...

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Not sports related but good one nonetheless...the online headline is different but in the Atlanta paper today the headline was:

PASTOR BLAMES DEVIL FOR FELONY CHARGES

Now this is a funny headline (not sports related, but it'd be awesome if it were one day):

Wait for it...

And if nothing else, it makes for a hell of a fantasy team name.

All three of you have posted headlines claiming they are funny, yet there is no humor in any of them. WTF kind of sense of humors do you people have? By the way that is a rhetorical question. Obviously none of you has a sense of humor, and ironically I laugh at you all.

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I only come around here once in a while to annoy you people, and by people I mean you mutha :censored:as.

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All three of you have posted headlines claiming they are funny, yet there is no humor in any of them. WTF kind of sense of humors do you people have? By the way that is a rhetorical question. Obviously none of you has a sense of humor, and ironically I laugh at you all.

how about THIS?

I admit, only the "PASTOR BLAMES DEVIL FOR FELONY CHARGES" was somewhat funny to read, but it's more of funny story. A real funny headline is one that is unintentionally funny. The first one might have qualified for that, but the words used don't scream out funny. Now, if Dick Pound was part of the headline, then you might have something.

I saw, I came, I left.

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