Lee. Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Where in the blue hell did you get your sig line from? I can almost but not quite place it...and bonus points to whoever knows where I stole my latest one from. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yh Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 I'm guessing your tagline is from "The Critic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmorss9 Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Isn't that from Lewis Black's stand up routine. If you've never seen him, try to catch his Comedy Central stand up shows. "All the candy corn in the world was made in 1912""you know what i could go for right now, a cup of joe"I've got to get those DVD's "Hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Gracias" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrdevil Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 YEa, the horse thing was said during one of his comedy central specials. Very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Lewis Black, the man indeed.It was part of one of his skits. He says there's some quotes you hear, that no matter what you are doing at the time, absolutely break your concentration and make you marvel at their absurdness.One day he was eating at a restaurant, and there was a girl (a dumb blonde, I think), and she was having a conversation with someone else. And all of a sudden, he is able to make out this statement.."And if it weren't for the horse, I never would have spent that year in college".And there you are. At the center of the universe. Standing between two Starbucks. Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookedThumb Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 I hate to be picky, but two of the quotes are a little off. First, jpslapshot22's sig should say "I if it weren't for MY horse..." Second, Lewis Black said that all of the candy corn was made in 1911, not 1912. I know that this is splitting hairs, but if you talk to anyone who knows me, they'll tell you that this is always how I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmorss9 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I have got to go to Houston to see the 2 Starbucks. Stand-up comedy is on the way back, IMO. I can't wait to see Black, as well as Ron White and Rodney Carrington. "Hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Gracias" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
See Red Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Rodney Carrington is hilarious."My wife is a twin, and lemme tell ya... ya date a twin, ya marry a twin, ya f*** a twin... ya preeeetty much wanna f*** the other. Here's a tip. Don't tell her that."*pause*"Boy that was a s***ty Christmas"Brilliant.Oh, and in Boulder, Colorado, they got two Conoco's (gas station) directly across the street from one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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