BBM Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Mark Messier as a Canuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnySeoul Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 The seldom remembered Kurt Warner season in New York:As seen at the top of page 81. lol Quote JohnnySeoul's WikipageIF ONE IS CONSIDERED RACIST, THEN BOTH MUST BE CONSIDERED RACIST.BOTTOM LINE: NEITHER ONE IS RACIST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBM Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 As seen at the top of page 81. lol Shhhh I stealth edited after I noticed that ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chawls Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Joe Horn as an Atlanta Fslcon. Something that should have never been. Quote Quote If you hadn't noticed, Chawls loves his wrestling, whether it be real life or sim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Joe Horn (again):Couldn't find a picture of him with the Shreveport Pirates. Quote POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC in Da House w/o a Doubt Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Joe Horn (again):Couldn't find a picture of him with the Shreveport Pirates.Whoaaa there was a Memphis team in the CFL? What was their name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evanmaldonado Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Kurt Warner for the Iowa Barnstormers of the AFL: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Whoaaa there was a Memphis team in the CFL? What was their name?http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Memphis+CFL Quote POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC in Da House w/o a Doubt Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Whoaaa there was a Memphis team in the CFL? What was their name?http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Memphis+CFLwhoaa, sweet jerseys they got there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmening Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Kurt Warner for the Iowa Barnstormers of the AFL:love those unis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenosha Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Jared Lorenzen of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the UIFL (Ultimate Indoor Football League) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 The scary part is that he's the starting quarterback for the team. Wow. Quote POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TornadoGTS Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 The scary part is that he's the starting quarterback for the team. Wow.He played QB in the NFL, why would he change that up for some no name league? Quote Facebook: CustomSportsCovers Twitter: CSCovers Quote No because when the Irish came to Ireland and first came in contact with the leprechaun people, they didn't take their land away and force them to move west. Instead, the two groups learned to assimilate peacefully. However, certain tribes of the leprechaun refused to taint the pure blood and moved north into the forests of Ireland, only to be seen rarely, usually at the same time of a rainbows appearance and occasionally at the factories of Lucky Charms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mania Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 He was always a big guy but it looks like he's added 60 pounds since his NFL playing days. Jesus Christ, put down the fork a little. Quote Off The Top Rope: A Pro Wrestling Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sport Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 He was also fortunate enough to win a Super Bowl ring with the Giants. That probably resulted in some celebratory eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Love these nicknames.Per Wikipedia:Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[6][7] "Hefty Lefty",[8] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[9] "J.Load",[10] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[10][11]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[12] "Battleship Lorenzen",[13] "Butterball",[14] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[15] and "He Ate Me".[16] Quote "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnWis97 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Love these nicknames.Per Wikipedia:Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[6][7] "Hefty Lefty",[8] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[9] "J.Load",[10] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[10][11]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[12] "Battleship Lorenzen",[13] "Butterball",[14] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[15] and "He Ate Me".[16]"Pillsbury Throwboy" would make my top 10 sports nickname list. Kudos to whoever came up with that one. Quote Disclaimer: If this comment is about an NBA uniform from 2017-2018 or later, do not constitute a lack of acknowledgement of the corporate logo to mean anything other than "the corporate logo is terrible and makes the uniform significantly worse." BADGERS TWINS VIKINGS TIMBERWOLVES WILD POTD (Shared) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I LOLd at "He Ate Me". Quote "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nash61 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 He was always a big guy but it looks like he's added 60 pounds since his NFL playing days. Jesus Christ, put down the fork a little.He's 6'4", and he was 285 during his NFL stint. As per Wikipedia:Lorenzen was working as the GM of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League when he decided to return to football. Despite being well over 300lbs at the time, Lorenzen resigned as GM to become the teams starting quarterback. .[3]Basically, if he wasn't GM, he never would have gotten to play. Quote On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said: It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire. On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said: Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy. POTD 5/24/12, POTD 2/26/17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Jared Lorenzen of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the UIFL (Ultimate Indoor Football League)Damn, he GREW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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