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I can't stand dogs, makin noise, smellin up the house, gotta take em for walks, destroying stuff, crappin' in the backyard, and the big ones... damn, path of destruction...

But that's just me.

I prefer cats cause they seem to have human personalities, in the sense that they get embarrased, or that they give you attitude if you tell em to do something.

So in conclusion:

owning a dog is like having a really dumb, stinky but loyal friend

owning a cat is like having a snobby, smartass friend

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I go back and forth depending on the animal I have at the time. I have a dog and 2 cats, Shatner, Bob and Jeebus. Jeebus is the greatest cat on the face of the earth. Shatner and Bob are idiots. Therefore, with Jeebus being cool and the tiebreaker, I'm leaning towards cats at the moment.

Of course, all this could change should the wife let me get a rott...

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well i have 2 cats and a dog. i like them both but i'll say i like cats more cause their quiet but its a close call.

For any pet owners in Canada if you have a large Iams pet food can my dog is on the can with the pictures of about 7 dogs, he's the one with the snow on his face :D

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Dogs are smart, loyal companions. Cats are evil little warmongers... if they had thumbs, we'd all be doomed.

But, I have a small apartment, so we have neither. Instead, we have two frogs. They're occasionally entertaining, but not much of anything most of the time. There's not a whole lot you can expect from a pet with a booger for a brain.

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Check this out its a look into the minds of Dogs and Cats

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.

4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb

still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

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dogs are loving, loyal, FUN, and entertaining

cats are obnoxious, snobby, and just plain :censored:s. they dont care about you at all theyre just hanging around becasue you have access to food

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I have enough trouble keeping my kids from ploping on my carpet, and keeping the wife off the motherdanging couch. What do I need somehting that deposits hair on my pillow for?

(BTW, I type out plop and dang myself. I find them far funnier cuss words to the standard.)

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