Brass Posted February 28, 2004 Author Share Posted February 28, 2004 Da Bears guys (especially the one discussing the Mini-Bears, but not Mini-Ditka) Lol. They also talk about "Da Bulls!. Tonight they beat the New York Knicks: 195-23."I also forgot something.THE ROXBURY GUYS!!!That is one of the funniest skits ever. The best one was the one with Jim Carey in it with Ferrell and Fallon. On 4/10/2017 at 3:05 PM, Rollins Man said: what the hell is ccslc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thad Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 I remember one from this summer when Osama called Saddam, I laughed forever after that! Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% about how you react to it.App State Mountaineers / Alabama Crimson Tide / Atlanta Braves / New York Jets / Atlanta Hawks "If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride - and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards." [Bear Bryant]Redmond Rampage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfannova Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 KITH is about ten times funnier to watch, and a lot easier, since it's only 1/2 hour. SNL just has too many bad sketches in EVERY show to watch. Best weekend update? Norm McDonald. By FAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paynomind Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 I have gotten totally hooked on what i think is a far better skit comedy show:The Chapelle Show.I have laughed so hard at his skits. I am glad I have a DVR, so I can watch over and over.If you havent caught it, PLEASE do. It is hysterical. NCFA Sunset Beach Tech - Octopi ΓΔΒ! Going to college gets you closer to the real world, kind of like climbing a tree gets you closer to the moon. "...a nice illustration of what you get when skill, talent, and precedent are deducted from 'creativity.' " - James Howard Kunstler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroseed Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 YES! Dave Chapelle is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Two words: The Falconer!--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puckguy14 Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 You got too many!Celebrity Jeopardy "I'll take the Rapists for $400" "That's Therapists NOT The Rapists"Roxbury Guys For a guy who likes dance music, now I know what an idiot I'd look like if I actually went clubbing! The ContinentalWhen Christopher Walken is on the show this is hilarious as he tries to swoon the woman (a cameraman)But my one non-recurring favorite skit was...I NEED MORE COW BELL! 2004 San Jose Sharks 7th Man Fan of the Year San Jose Gold Miners - 4x Lombardi Cup Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshawaggie Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 I'll take Ape for whatever..Thats not ape , its apetit, oh nevermind i''ll pick for you. @josh_j12 CFA- Fargo Bobcats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampman Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 The 80's - "Prose and Cons" - the mock news feature that featured inmate Tyrone Green (Eddiie Murphy) reading his poem "Kill My Landlord" That should be "C-I-L-L, ma lan'lord"And the name of the poem was "Images"It was funny--I liked William Shatner telling Trekkies to get a life at a convention (the sketch was written by Trekkies)Hollywood celebs telling Wayne Gretzky how the Kings could play better the next year (The sketch strarts with an actual screen shot of their last playoff game that season--a fout game sweep of the Kings by the Flames in 1989--that's what I've cheered the loudest)Jesse Jackson reading an excerpt of Green Eggs & Ham.Mick Jagger impersonating Keith richardsAlmost anything by Garrett Morris--especially the prison talent show audition.Steve MArtin's Theodoric of York character.The Coneheads on The Family FeudMost of the skecthes Elliot GOuld was in in the early years (Killere Bees, Last episode of Star Trek, etc)That's off the top of my head Comic Sans walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see. Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see. And once I kill all the whiteys I see Then whitey he won?t bother me Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see. --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted February 28, 2004 Author Share Posted February 28, 2004 "I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $400.""That's an album cover Mr. Connery not anal bum cover." On 4/10/2017 at 3:05 PM, Rollins Man said: what the hell is ccslc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampman Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see. Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see. And once I kill all the whiteys I see Then whitey he won?t bother me Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see. That's the one. ("Almost anything by Garrett Morris--especially the prison talent show audition." from my post above)Then their reaction after the audition is priceless. Comic Sans walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHoJoe Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 You left out a some greats...1. SPROCKETS..SPROCKETS...WEST GERMAN TELEVISION PRESENTS SPROCKETS...WITH YOUR HOST DEITER!!!!2. WAYNE'S WORLD!!3. Simon, another Mike Myers character, who sit in the tub, making drawings..and telling viewers "Stop Looking at my bum! Cheey Monkey!"4. Phillip, another Myers character that only appeared twice, but was very funny. Phillip was a six or seven year old hyperactive-hypoglycemic kid- a Hyper-hypo!- WHo was tied up at the play bars at a playground and talks to young girls ( Kim Bassinger and Nicole Kidman wer in those skits, circa 93-94 season) telling them that he can't have candy. Similar to what Stewart is on MAD TV today!5. Tippy Turtle. Anohter short lived SNL bit. An animated lush (read: inibriated) turtle who tells the kids to pull of some otherwise petty pranks to annoy people. BTW, Best Weekend Update? COLIN QUINN!!! BRING BASEBALL BACK TO MONTREAL!!!! MON AMOURS SIEMPRE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STL FANATIC Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 I really liked all the Brian Fellows' Safari Planet, as well as the Weekend Updates where Jimmy Fallon puts new words to songs. JUSTIN STRIEBEL | PORTFOLIO | RESUME | CONTACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMS1122 Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Some Board members may already know about my favoriteMike Myers as: Phillip - The "Hyper-Hypo" Kid.... watching him try and get free from the harness drives me nuts every time. GMS on dribbbleErie Apparel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yh Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 5. Tippy Turtle. Anohter short lived SNL bit. An animated lush (read: inibriated) turtle who tells the kids to pull of some otherwise petty pranks to annoy people. I loved his theme song . . . "Hey Tippy Turtle walking down the streetTell us what you're gonna do.First I'm gonna bother everybody I see And then I'll probably go home and get drunk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfan1 Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Britney Spears as Barbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHoJoe Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 5. Tippy Turtle. Anohter short lived SNL bit. An animated lush (read: inibriated) turtle who tells the kids to pull of some otherwise petty pranks to annoy people. I loved his theme song . . . "Hey Tippy Turtle walking down the streetTell us what you're gonna do.First I'm gonna bother everybody I see And then I'll probably go home and get drunk." And let's not forget his laugh.......HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE!And he always signed off with..."Now THAT'S Entertainment! Good-Bye Everyone...See You Next Time!!!" BRING BASEBALL BACK TO MONTREAL!!!! MON AMOURS SIEMPRE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan696 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 hard to say favorite skits, but here's a few...eddie murphy as James Brownphil hartman as Pres Clintonchris rock and hartman as Luke Skyywalker (2Live Crew) and Frank Sinatra discussing Sinead o'Connormost of the news report are good, every season. Carolina Dreamin' ΓΔΒ ΓΔΒ ΓΔΒ When a robotic Nixon is on the loose, we have a duty to take action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHoJoe Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Let's Not Forget THE MR. BILL SHOW!!!! BRING BASEBALL BACK TO MONTREAL!!!! MON AMOURS SIEMPRE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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