hrivnak Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 I mentioned my favorite line in the overall TV thread, but here it is again:"You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, 'never try.'"-- Homer to LisaI also like"Go banana!"-- Ralph trying to win the rolling fruit contestand the classic Ralph line..."Me fail English? That's unpossible!"I know it's already been mentioned, but it's a great line, especially since I was an English major in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialk Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Best Ever,Homer: What is it KetengeKetenge: PoachersKetenge fires his gunHomer: That outta scare em offKetenge: Oh they'll be back, they left their cargo pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 There is one paricular episode where Ralph becomes Bart's friend and he has a handful of great sayings in this one episode.Ralph: This is my sand box I'm not allowed in the deep end or there's that's where I saw the leprachaun, he told me to burn things, and we can't forget, she's touching me in my special area( Marge touches shoulder)Cheif Wiggum: sure Marge we'd all like some real friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Oh my god how could I forget my favorite line of all timeBart: A good father would come to his son's little league games.Homer: I told you, I find them boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfannova Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Thanks for pleasing this old Italian-American stereotype!-The mob boss after Krusty entertains himJFK joins Republican party posthumously-The FoxNews spoof (Best of their recent stuff) You know JFK's policies more match the Republicn Party of today then Democratic today who went to so far left in the last 40 years we need On Star to find them.JFK was for cutting taxes. JFK most famous quote "Ask not what your country could do for you, but what you could do for your country"Democrats Today "Ask what more programs your country can give to you, because the country ows you. Ya can't compare policies from 40 years ago today. If we could, I could accuse the Progressive Conservatives of hating the flag.But this isn't a political debate. So, Another quote:Homer at first door:Heeeeeeere's Johnny! D'oh!Homer at second door:Daaaaaaaavid Letterman! D'oh!Grandpa: Hello David!Homer at third door with stopwatch: All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Homer-"All Work and No Pla Make Homer Something Something"Marge-"Go Crazy?"Homer-"Do mind if I do, msagdugdflkgipafhg ;oihg;kd hlhlk ssfjif fhj" www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Here's a jewel from last week"That was the worst Cosmic Wars ever, I am only going to see it 3 more times.... today"-Comic Book GuyHow true that is for fanatics. I am Mets collector and have every yearbook but 1962, which I cant currently afford or I would have it. I also have a great collection of comorative patches they wore, and because of this I had to get this years She Stadium Anniversary Patch which is the ugliest Patch EVER! www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 I don't have a favourite quote. I just wanted to point this out....http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/st...51^2902,00.html I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 a newer oneHomer to Rod or was it Todd when Rod or Todd is scared by the movie.Rod: I'm scaredHomer: Relax stupid, it's just a movie, although parts of it are true, some of it happened in this very theaterLisa scared as well says " I'm not watching(puts head in Homer's lap)"Homer says "Can daddy rest his drink on your head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Don't take away my medical marijuana, I need it to get high! Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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