Roger Clemente Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 The funniest thing I saw happened at a hockey game. It was a small crowd, and a puck went into the stands. It landed right in front of two older guys with beers. One guy was standing, and he bends down to pick up the puck, when this fat little plop comes running full speed from a sction over. The kid slams into the guy's leg and tries to push him out of the way to get the puck. The guy starts to wobble, then "discretely" pours his beer over the kid. It was funny how he made it look like the force of the kid into his leg caused him to spill his beer. Unfortunately the man was asked to leave right after that. Most of the adults in my section thought the guy was right. The kid got what he deserved by being pushy with the free puck. I remember one time at a Screaming Eagles game, between intermissions, they'd have people on the ice throwing items into the stands like frisbees, T-shirts, etc., using a slingshot. One night they were throwing frisbees into the stands and while a whole section of kids were going ape over them, one frisbee tossed in the opposite direction nailed this unsuspecting kid right in the nose. He started to cry and ran away. The people looking watching it were lieke "ooooooh!"--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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