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I actually agree with most of her choices. :o

"Worst uniform-related article ever"? It's not quite as bad as that one that listed the "BOLTS" and "SENS" jerseys as the best alts in the NHL.

On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

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I actually agree with most of her choices. :o

"Worst uniform-related article ever"? It's not quite as bad as that one that listed the "BOLTS" and "SENS" jerseys as the best alts in the NHL.

most of her content doesnt even apply to her title. if you know cfb uniforms enough you will realize shes mainly posting one-game uniforms...and she used multiple uniforms that have already been replaced. if you agree with most of her choices then you might not know more than she does

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I actually agree with most of her choices. :o

"Worst uniform-related article ever"? It's not quite as bad as that one that listed the "BOLTS" and "SENS" jerseys as the best alts in the NHL.

most of her content doesnt even apply to her title. if you know cfb uniforms enough you will realize shes mainly posting one-game uniforms...and she used multiple uniforms that have already been replaced. if you agree with most of her choices then you might not know more than she does

I just really started following college football this year, so I'm far from an authority on CFB uniforms. However, I also don't claim to be one like she does.

On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

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I hope one of the new features of the board will allow us to punch people who link to Bleacher Report pieces. "Hey, look, I saw this on Bleacher Report and it's poorly-constructed and barely-thought-out!" Well, what a rare treasure you've found there! In other stunning developments, oxygen has been inhaled, carbon dioxide has been exhaled, and the sun came up in the east. Put that in a goddamn slideshow.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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I hope one of the new features of the board will allow us to punch people who link to Bleacher Report pieces. "Hey, look, I saw this on Bleacher Report and it's poorly-constructed and barely-thought-out!" Well, what a rare treasure you've found there! In other stunning developments, oxygen has been inhaled, carbon dioxide has been exhaled, and the sun came up in the east. Put that in a goddamn slideshow.

That rant was awesome.

On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12POTD 2/26/17

 

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I hope one of the new features of the board will allow us to punch people who link to Bleacher Report pieces. "Hey, look, I saw this on Bleacher Report and it's poorly-constructed and barely-thought-out!" Well, what a rare treasure you've found there! In other stunning developments, oxygen has been inhaled, carbon dioxide has been exhaled, and the sun came up in the east. Put that in a goddamn slideshow.

Also, make being a Bleacher Report featured writer a bannable offense.

On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said:
You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said:
Today, we are all otaku.

"The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert

POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010

The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy)

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They should call themselves the Kudzu League.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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I just called this "writer" out. What a capricious and ill-informed pile of fluff that was. I knew Bleacher Report was low-grade but I had no idea there wasn't a shred of editorial oversight. Yeesh.

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