dbadefense1990 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Oden's going to be a bust legend. Guy might as well just get a wheelchair.He can borrow Pierce's...that flying f***'s wheelchair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbadefense1990 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 The AARP has given honorary membership to Greg Oden in light of his injuries.Oden is the posterboy of GE's healthcare technology.Oden tried the Benjamin Button approach...and is now stuck at age 55.Oden, Sam Bowie, Danny Manning and Shawn Livingston are about the only people who can break legs sitting down at a poker game.Oden's been breaking his legs because his dad's been stealing all his "Move Free" joint relief pills.Oden's least favorite board game: Twister.Oden's least favorite snack: pretzels.When Oden saw the logo of his drafted team (Blazers' cartwheel) on his draft night, he said to himself, "oh ."Oden's the only person God has ever punished everytime he flops horribly.Oden's least favorite song growing up: "Jump, Jump" by Kris Kross.Oden cringes everytime he sees a Subway footlong get wrapped-up and twisted before being bagged at the cashier.Oden has had neck pains ever since his friends dared him to do the Matrix as a kid.Oden will not play NBA games in the Midwest during March-April because of the chances of twisters forming there.Oden unfortunately recieved a "swirlie" as a kid...he broke his left leg while walking to science class.Oden will break his bones while doing yoga if he does the "sit down and rest" technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 No offense, but none of those jokes are funny. POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I actually chuckled www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfwabel Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 No offense, but none of those jokes are funny.In fact, they are anti-funny.I just hope his series doesn't continue as his NBA series may also touch on Len Bias, Reggie Lewis and/or Hank Gathers. Or an NFL series which references Gabe Rivera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I actually chuckledOf course you would, Frank. I don't think you've been accused of being funny too many times, either. On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Here's mineSuperman is the man of steelGreg Oden is the man of Balsa Wood. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 My point remains. On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Here's mineSuperman is the man of steelGreg Oden is the man of Balsa Wood. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Here's mineSuperman is the man of steelGreg Oden is the man of Balsa Wood. "When I played for the Trail Blazers we used to draw up our plays on cave walls. I played for them so long ago that the ball was a rock." Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Looks like Iman Shumpert is out of the Dunk Contest. Oh my God, that means no Linsanity!!! Quick, put him in the 3-point contest. Maximize exposure. MAXIMIZE! EXPOSURE!Jeremy Evans of the Jazz will replace Shumpert. On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrared41 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 My point remains.To put it mildly. Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DustDevil61 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Looks like Iman Shumpert is out of the Dunk Contest. Oh my God, that means no Linsanity!!! Quick, put him in the 3-point contest. Maximize exposure. MAXIMIZE! EXPOSURE!Jeremy Evans of the Jazz will replace Shumpert.About time he got recognition. AKA @LanRovr0 on Twitter LED Sig Credits to packerfan21396 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Here's mineSuperman is the man of steelGreg Oden is the man of Balsa Wood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g04aCp3ej-I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 What no drums? www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knnhrvy16 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Looks like Iman Shumpert is out of the Dunk Contest. Oh my God, that means no Linsanity!!! Quick, put him in the 3-point contest. Maximize exposure. MAXIMIZE! EXPOSURE!Jeremy Evans of the Jazz will replace Shumpert.About time he got recognition. No kidding! Totally stoked for Jeremy, I think he'll do great. Also, looks like Derrick Favors will play alongside Gordon Hayward in the Rising Stars (or whatever it's called now ) game. I'm glad to see that the Jazz will be well represented in Orlando, even if it isn't for the All-Star Game itself (I have a few choice words to say about Jefferson getting left out, but I'll refrain). The opinions I express are mine, and mine only. If I am to express them, it is not to say you or anyone else is wrong, and certainly not to say that I am right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmoehrin Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Rosters for the Sophmore/Rookie ChallengeTeam ShaqStarting Lineup (Guessing)C-Greg MonroePF-Blake GriffinSF-Landry FieldsSG-Jeremy LinPG-Ricky RubioBenchG-Norris ColeG-Brandon KnightF-Markieff MorrisF-Tristan ThompsonG-Kemba WalkerTeam ChuckStarting Lineup (Guessing)C-DeMarcus CousinsPF-Gordon HaywardSF-Paul GeorgeSG-Kyrie IrvingPG-John WallBenchG/F-MarShon BrooksG/F-Kawhi LeonardC/F-Tiago SplitterG-Evan TurnerF-Derrick WilliamsI'm liking team Shaq in this and its because of Blake Griffin. Both teams are really deep at the guard position, Chuck has some better swingmen, but they don't have an answer for Blake Griffin. That's the one real mismatch I see and I think that's going to be the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnice Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I guess we'll find out later which team is the home team, it was easier before when the 2nd year guys were home and wore the home jersey's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knnhrvy16 Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Rosters for the Sophmore/Rookie ChallengeTeam ChuckStarting Lineup (Guessing)C-DeMarcus CousinsPF-Gordon HaywardSF-Paul GeorgeSG-Kyrie IrvingPG-John WallBenchG/F-MarShon BrooksG/F-Kawhi LeonardC/F-Tiago SplitterG-Evan TurnerF-Derrick WilliamsJust a friendly heads up, I believe Derrick Favors replaced Splitter due to injury. The opinions I express are mine, and mine only. If I am to express them, it is not to say you or anyone else is wrong, and certainly not to say that I am right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmoehrin Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Rosters for the Sophmore/Rookie ChallengeTeam ChuckStarting Lineup (Guessing)C-DeMarcus CousinsPF-Gordon HaywardSF-Paul GeorgeSG-Kyrie IrvingPG-John WallBenchG/F-MarShon BrooksG/F-Kawhi LeonardC/F-Tiago SplitterG-Evan TurnerF-Derrick WilliamsJust a friendly heads up, I believe Derrick Favors replaced Splitter due to injury.He did. Late scratch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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