The_Admiral Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 You laughed when the NHL tried to get in on comic books with the Guardian Project. Now, the NHL is going really cutting-edge with team-themed garden gnomes!http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/10-creepiest-nhl-officially-licensed-gnomes-photos-132317089--nhl.htmlWant to buy a gnome but you're just like "ah, what's the use, my dog will just take a crap on its head"? As you can see here, the Minnesota Wild gnome cuts out the middle man! Or rather the middle dog, as the case may be! This garden gnome will remind you of what it feels like to get Zach Parise and Ryan Suter, only for your season to be cancelled because you got Zach Parise and Ryan Suter.I don't know why you'd go scuba diving with sharks, or how you'd do any sort of quality scuba diving in San Jose, which isn't even on the ocean. I guess what I'm really trying to say to this stupid little white-haired man is hey, Greg Jamison, get back to work.He wants fishsticks. Incidentally, if you ever do a google image search for "islanders fishsticks," you will get 50% pictures of the '96 Isles sweater, and 50% pictures of actual fishsticks. It's really quite remarkable.The best, though, is clearly the Coyotes gnome that was hastily repurposed into a Bruins gnome. Bahahahahaha.I hope they see this through to completion and design concept gnomes for the rest of the league. I'm sure once they figure out how to make the gnomes self-immolate, they'll have Vancouver's up for sale. I'm really mad they didn't make one for Anaheim yet, robbing me of the golden opportunity to point to a little guy with a white beard and say "that's actually just a picture of Scott Niedermayer."Will you buy an NHL gnome?<br class="Apple-interchange-newline"> ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildwing64 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 This fella looks like he's ready to go fishing in the rough seas. In Texas.Is that Daffy Duck's dismembered head? He does not look amused. PotD: 24/08/2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Where's the gnome sitting at a negotiating table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdougfresh Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelayedPenalty Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 No Maple Leafs gnome drowning in a pool of tears and disappointment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Hooray. Our gnome is a blind homeless man who thinks he's a lounge singer with a penchant for hard rock.*throws quarters at it*"Stop it! The damn guitar isn't even plugged in!" On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted September 27, 2012 Author Share Posted September 27, 2012 Where's the gnome sitting at a negotiating table? ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 No Maple Leafs gnome drowning in a pool of tears and disappointment?The disappointment stopped resulting in tears ten years ago. Now it just manifests as a growing numbness.... PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Wow.Pretty accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Meh... could have been a LOT worse judging from some of those other teams. POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayMac Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Wow.Pretty accurate.So all Flyers fans are missing a tooth and eating multiple cheesesteaks? Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC in Da House w/o a Doubt Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Wow.Pretty accurate.So all Flyers fans are missing a tooth and eating multiple cheesesteaks? Interesting.The missing tooth and black eyes aren't for the fans, it's for the team. Aren't the Flyers historically known for playing tough and gritty? C'mon son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mings Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 These are up there with Craven in Team Rocket and Melissa's browneye as the creepiest things posted on these boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Wow.Pretty accurate.So all Flyers fans are missing a tooth and eating multiple cheesesteaks? Interesting.The missing tooth and black eyes aren't for the fans, it's for the team. Aren't the Flyers historically known for playing tough and gritty? C'mon son.That, and Philly's one of the fattest cities in the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Meh... could have been a LOT worse judging from some of those other teams.Current colors would be nice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Winnipeg doesn't get a gnome because it's too :censored:ing cold to grow anything. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old School Fool Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 This isn't NHL, but I couldn't resist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 "If we're going to make mascot-gnomes, by god they will be politically correct gnomes." Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDixonDesign Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 The University of Texas' Equipment staff (@UTexasEquipment) has a Texas Gnome they take to each game, and snap pictures of in various places:At Ole Miss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelayedPenalty Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Where's the gnome sitting at a negotiating table?You mean this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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