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The Tim Duncan Rap Thread

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Stephen Jackson has a rap album coming out and one teammate isn't happy about his guest-appearance snub.

"I asked [Jackson] if I could rap a little on his album, and he told me no, straight out," Tim Duncan told The San Antonio Express-News. "I was very offended. He's never even heard me rap. He doesn't know what I could do."

How would Tim Duncan rap? I've got my ideas, what are yours?

What's up homies

My name is Tim

I like to rap

And go in

To the floor

And play ball

Shoot some hoops

Basketball

Won some rings

With my friends

Champions

Are good and

These sick beats

Are so sick

That I'm feeling

Really sick

What what what

Hoes what what

In the butt

In YOUR butt

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uhh uhh yeah haha

I'm Timmy D and I'm hear to say

I like to rap in a basketball way

So I play in San An-tonio

It's alright

It never snows

We got the river walk

and the Alamo

What's the Arena's name?

I don't know

We are the Spurs

and we're pretty good

We win a lot

that's understood

My coach is Greg Popovich

He's a really great guy

You are a bitch

uhhh.....

and then I pass the mic

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Yo.

Sup.

Tim Duncan in the house.

But a house is not a home.

What up, homes?

. . .

Right, yes.

I'm ready to start now.

(0:22) Well, my name's Tim Duncan

But I also go by the name of Tim Duncan.

Yeah.

Well, my name's Tim Duncan

But I also go by the name of Tim Duncan.

I like to rhyme and have some flow

Flow like the river by the Alamo

When I'm on the court, you will see

Having fundamentals is the key

I've been reading some really good books lately.

I picked one of them up at the airport.

It has something to do with a law firm or something.

I think James Patterson wrote it.

Oh yeah, right, rapping. You can't steal on me.

You can't take what's mine! What's mine ain't free!

Though come to think of it, wait, have you seen my glasses?

I can't seem to remember where I put them.

I'm one of the best at basketball.

My IQ is high and my body is tall.

I can play in the post or anywhere else.

Oh, wait, they've been on my face this whole time.

Everyone asks if I get T'd up.

I reply that yes, I've been T'd up.

They ask if I fouled hard or threatened death

But I was watching the game and just laughed at the ref.

I'VE GOT FOUR TITLES

SEE MY RINGS, YOU CAN SEE

I'VE GOT FOUR TITLES

RUNNING PLAYS FROM GREGGY P

I'VE GOT FOUR TITLES

ALL THE ONES THE FOLKS FORGET

I'VE GOT FOUR TITLES

BUT IT STILL COUNTS TO BEAT THE NETS

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My name's Tim Duncan

And I like to dunk

I like to pass

and bring the funk

I like to wear white

when I'm at home

I like to act white

when I'm on the road

I got four rings

you can plainly see

And I never been accused

Like that dick, Kobe

I rap like the Spurs

Well, at least their colors

old and plain

but im worth the dollars

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Yo, my names Tim Duncan and I'm so rich

I good at B Ball, better at being a whiny bitch

My game is white bread and drama free

The last thing people would call me is a G

I don't think my team mates think I'm very cool

Cause if it weren't for a hurricane i'd probably still be in a pool

Some boring ass championships were won by me

Does anybody even realize that we have three?

My games rock solid, it's fundamental

If I ever did anything exciting it was unintentional (I swear!)

I'm not black, I'm not white, not even a chollo

On the sidelines I'm still bitter I can't wear a polo

Don't watch my games, I'll bore you till you're dead

Cause I got the personality of a piece of moldy bread

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