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Manti T'eo & The Mystery of the Undead Girlfriend


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This is just darn stupid how Manti fell for the hoax. I have a feeling the ESPN or some other network created the story so he will gain more steam for the Heisman over someone like Braxton Miller or Jadevon Clowney.

1) did not fall for something he was part of

2) ESPN covered the story up

Funny thing is ESPN called Deadspin trash not that long ago. Bit you in the ass, ESPN.

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Now a Cardinals player is claiming he knew this girl and has met her in person. What the :censored:?

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Now a Cardinals player is claiming he knew this girl and has met her in person. What the :censored:?

The player says he met her in the summer of 2011, "before Manti". But according to Manti, their parking lot meet-cute was in 2009.

The more of this story that comes to light, the less sense it makes. My thinkbox hurts.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

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Now a Cardinals player is claiming he knew this girl and has met her in person. What the :censored:?

The player says he met her in the summer of 2011, "before Manti". But according to Manti, their parking lot meet-cute was in 2009.

The more of this story that comes to light, the less sense it makes. My thinkbox hurts.

This... nothing about this makes any sense to me.

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The plus side is that I learned there's a TV show called Catfish. I enjoyed the movie enough, and the TV show is kind of fun. Nev is still annoying :(

1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said:

and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags

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Now a Cardinals player is claiming he knew this girl and has met her in person. What the :censored:?

The player says he met her in the summer of 2011, "before Manti". But according to Manti, their parking lot meet-cute was in 2009.

The more of this story that comes to light, the less sense it makes. My thinkbox hurts.

This... nothing about this makes any sense to me.

Pretty much. And then there's the whole "why in the :censored: would you create a fake girlfriend (or at least perpetuate it) when you're arguably the biggest guy on any campus in the entire nation?

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And then there's the whole "why in the :censored: would you create a fake girlfriend (or at least perpetuate it) when you're arguably the biggest guy on any campus in the entire nation?

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And then there's the whole "why in the :censored: would you create a fake girlfriend (or at least perpetuate it) when you're arguably the biggest guy on any campus in the entire nation?

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That's what a bunch of us were considering at work, but if you're trying to avoid an outing by concocting a fake girlfriend (and for a devout Mormon football star at this nation's most prominent Catholic institution, I could see why that would be considered), and you want to be done with that particular aspect of the charade for whatever reason, why wouldn't you just quietly "break up" with her in an average fashion? WHY DO YOU PUT HER IN A CAR CRASH AND THEN KILL HER WITH CANCER?

For that matter, if Manti just went with the "dedicated player, focused student, ardent follower of Christ" narrative, no one would have made a single peep about why he didn't have a girlfriend. There wouldn't have been a single question about it, especially not within South Bend. Like I said, this keeps making less and less sense.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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WHY DO YOU PUT HER IN A CAR CRASH AND THEN KILL HER WITH CANCER?

*shrugs* This way has more finality and fewer people turn up at the funeral. Which may have to be closed casket anyway because "car crash".

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You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
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You missed that the chick may have been a creation of the cousin of erstwhile Oakland Raiders quarterback Marques Tuiasosopo because why not at this point.

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